THE MAN UPSTAIRS AND OTHER STORIES

By P. G. Wodehouse



CONTENTS

THE MAN UPSTAIRS
SOMETHING TO WORRY ABOUT
DEEP WATERS
WHEN DOCTORS DISAGREE
BY ADVICE OF COUNSEL
ROUGH-HEW THEM HOW WE WILL
THE MAN WHO DISLIKED CATS
RUTH IN EXILE
ARCHIBALD'S BENEFIT
THE MAN, THE MAID, AND THE MIASMA
THE GOOD ANGEL
POTS O'MONEY
OUT OF SCHOOL
THREE FROM DUNSTERVILLE
THE TUPPENNY MILLIONAIRE
AHEAD OF SCHEDULE
SIR AGRAVAINE
THE GOAL-KEEPER AND THE PLUTOCRAT
IN ALCALA





THE HEAD OF KAY'S

By P. G. Wodehouse

1905



CONTENTS

I MAINLY ABOUT FENN
II AN EVENING AT KAY'S
III THE FINAL HOUSE-MATCH
IV HARMONY AND DISCORD
V CAMP
VI THE RAID ON THE GUARD-TENT
VII A CLUE
VIII A NIGHT ADVENTURE
THE DETHRONEMENT OF FENN
IX THE SENSATIONS OF AN EXILE
X FURTHER EXPERIENCES OF AN EXILE
XI THE SENIOR DAYROOM OPENS FIRE
XII KENNEDY INTERVIEWS WALTON
XIII THE FIGHT IN THE DORMITORY
XIV FENN RECEIVES A LETTER
XV DOWN TOWN
XVI WHAT HAPPENED TO FENN
XVII FENN HUNTS FOR HIMSELF
XVIII A VAIN QUEST
XIX THE GUILE OF WREN
XX JIMMY THE PEACEMAKER
XXI IN WHICH AN EPISODE IS CLOSED
XXII KAY'S CHANGES ITS NAME
XXIII THE HOUSE-MATCHES
XXIV THE SPORTS





THE COMING OF BILL

By P. G. Wodehouse

1920



CONTENTS

BOOK ONE
Chapter I A Pawn of Fate
Chapter II Ruth States Her Intentions
Chapter III The Mates Meet
Chapter IV Troubled Waters
Chapter V Wherein Opposites Agree
Chapter VI Breaking the News
Chapter VII Sufficient Unto Themselves
Chapter VIII Suspense
Chapter IX The White Hope is Turned Down
Chapter X An Interlude of Peace
Chapter XI Stung to Action
Chapter XII A ClimaX
BOOK TWO
Chapter I Empty-handed
Chapter II An Unknown Path
Chapter III The Misadventure of Steve
Chapter IV The Widening Gap
Chapter V The Real Thing
Chapter VI The Outcasts
Chapter VII Cutting the Tangled Knot
Chapter VIII Steve to the Rescue
Chapter IX At One in the Morning
Chapter X Accepting the Gifts of the Gods
Chapter XI Mr. Penway on the Grill
Chapter XII Dolls with Souls
Chapter XIII Pastures New
Chapter XIV The Sixty-First Street Cyclone
Chapter XV Mrs. Porter's Waterloo
Chapter XVI The White-Hope Link





THE WHITE FEATHER

By P. G. Wodehouse

CONTENTS

CHAPTER  
I EXPERT OPINIONS
II SHEEN AT HOME
III SHEEN RECEIVES VISITORS AND ADVICE
IV THE BETTER PART OF VALOUR
V THE WHITE FEATHER
VI ALBERT REDIVIVUS
VII MR JOE BEVAN
VIII A NAVAL BATTLE AND ITS CONSEQUENCES
IX SHEEN BEGINS HIS EDUCATION
X SHEEN'S PROGRESS
XI A SMALL INCIDENT
XII DUNSTABLE AND LINTON GO UP THE RIVER
XIII DEUS EX MACHINA
XIV A SKIRMISH
XV THE ROUT AT RIPTON
XVI DRUMMOND GOES INTO RETIREMENT
XVII SEYMOUR'S ONE SUCCESS
XVIII MR BEVAN MAKES A SUGGESTION
XIX PAVING THE WAY
XX SHEEN GOES TO ALDERSHOT
XXI A GOOD START
XXII A GOOD FINISH
XXIII A SURPRISE FOR SEYMOUR'S
XXIV BRUCE EXPLAINS





THE PRINCE AND BETTY

By P. G. Wodehouse

[American edition] 1912



CONTENTS

THE PRINCE AND BETTY
CHAPTER I THE CABLE PROM MERVO
CHAPTER II MERVO AND ITS OWNER
CHAPTER III JOHN
CHAPTER IV VIVE LE ROI!
CHAPTER V MR. SCOBELL HAS ANOTHER IDEA
CHAPTER VI YOUNG ADAM CUPID
CHAPTER VII MR. SCOBELL IS FRANK
CHAPTER VIII AN ULTIMATUM FROM THE THRONE
CHAPTER IX MERVO CHANGES ITS CONSTITUTION
CHAPTER X MRS. OAKLEY
CHAPTER XI A LETTER OF INTRODUCTION
CHAPTER XII "PEACEFUL MOMENTS"
CHAPTER XIII BETTY MAKES A FRIEND
CHAPTER XIV A CHANGE OF POLICY
CHAPTER XV THE HONEYED WORD
CHAPTER XVI TWO VISITORS TO THE OFFICE
CHAPTER XVII THE MAN AT THE ASTOR
CHAPTER XVIII THE HIGHFIELD
CHAPTER XIX THE FIRST BATTLE
CHAPTER XX BETTY AT LARGE
CHAPTER XXI CHANGES IN THE STAFF
CHAPTER XXII A GATHERING OF CAT SPECIALISTS
CHAPTER XXIII THE RETIREMENT OF SMITH
CHAPTER XXIV THE CAMPAIGN QUICKENS
CHAPTER XXV CORNERED
CHAPTER XXVI JOURNEY'S END
CHAPTER XXVII A LEMON
CHAPTER XXVIII THE FINAL ATTEMPT
CHAPTER XXIX A REPRESENTATIVE GATHERING
CHAPTER XXX CONCLUSION





TALES OF ST AUSTIN'S

By P. G. Wodehouse

1903 —



CONTENTS

PREFACE
DEDICATION
1 — HOW PILLINGSHOT SCORED
2 — THE ODD TRICK
3 — L'AFFAIRE UNCLE JOHN
PART OF LETTER FROM RICHARD VENABLES
4 — HARRISON'S SLIGHT ERROR
5 — BRADSHAW'S LITTLE STORY
6 — A SHOCKING AFFAIR
7 — THE BABE AND THE DRAGON
8 — THE MANOEUVRES OF CHARTERIS
9 — HOW PAYNE BUCKED UP
10 — AUTHOR!
11 — 'THE TABBY TERROR'
12 — THE PRIZE POEM
13 — WORK
14 — NOTES
15 — NOW, TALKING ABOUT CRICKET
16 — THE TOM BROWN QUESTION





THE POTHUNTERS

By P. G. Wodehouse

1902 —



CONTENTS

1 — PATIENT PERSEVERANCE PRODUCES PUGILISTIC PRODIGIES
2 — THIEVES BREAK IN AND STEAL
3 — AN UNIMPORTANT BY-PRODUCT
4 — CERTAIN REVELATIONS
5 — CONCERNING THE MUTUAL FRIEND
6 — A LITERARY BANQUET
7 — BARRETT EXPLORES
8 — BARRETT CEASES TO EXPLORE
9 — ENTER THE SLEUTH-HOUND
10 — MR THOMPSON INVESTIGATES
11 — THE SPORTS
12 — AN INTERESTING INTERVIEW
13 — SIR ALFRED SCORES
14 — THE LONG RUN
15 — MR ROBERTS EXPLAINS
16 — THE DISAPPEARANCE OF J. THOMSON
17 — 'WE'LL PROCEED TO SEARCH FOR THOMSON IF HE BE ABOVE THE GROUND'
18 — IN WHICH THE AFFAIRS OF VARIOUS PERSONS ARE WOUND UP





A PREFECT'S UNCLE

By P. G. Wodehouse

1903



CONTENTS

1 — TERM BEGINS
2 — INTRODUCES AN UNUSUAL UNCLE
3 — THE UNCLE MAKES HIMSELF AT HOME
4 — PRINGLE MAKES A SPORTING OFFER
5 — FARNIE GETS INTO TROUBLE—
6 — —AND STAYS THERE
7 — THE BISHOP GOES FOR A RIDE
8 — THE M.C.C. MATCH
9 — THE BISHOP FINISHES HIS RIDE
10 — IN WHICH A CASE IS FULLY DISCUSSED
11 — POETRY AND STUMP-CRICKET
12 — 'WE, THE UNDERSIGNED—'
13 — LEICESTER'S HOUSE TEAM GOES INTO A SECOND EDITION
14 — NORRIS TAKES A SHORT HOLIDAY
15 — VERSUS CHARCHESTER (AT CHARCHESTER)
16 — A DISPUTED AUTHORSHIP
17 — THE WINTER TERM
18 — THE BISHOP SCORES





THE CLICKING OF CUTHBERT

By P. G. Wodehouse

1922



CONTENTS

FORE!
1 — The Clicking of Cuthbert
2 — A Woman is only a Woman
3 — A Mixed Threesome
4 — Sundered Hearts
5 — The Salvation of George Mackintosh
6 — Ordeal By Golf
7 — The Long Hole
8 — The Heel of Achilles
9 — The Rough Stuff
10 — The Coming of Gowf
PROLOGUE
EPILOGUE





THE SWOOP!

Or How Clarence Saved England

A Tale of the Great Invasion

By P. G. Wodehouse

1909 —



CONTENTS

PREFACE
Part One
Chapter 1 AN ENGLISH BOY'S HOME
Chapter 2 THE INVADERS
Chapter 3 ENGLAND'S PERIL
Chapter 4 WHAT ENGLAND THOUGHT OF IT
Chapter 5 THE GERMANS REACH LONDON
Chapter 6 THE BOMBARDMENT OF LONDON
Chapter 7 A CONFERENCE OF THE POWERS
Part Two
Chapter 1 IN THE BOY SCOUTS' CAMP
Chapter 2 AN IMPORTANT ENGAGEMENT
Chapter 3 A BIRD'S-EYE VIEW OF THE SITUATION
Chapter 4 CLARENCE HEARS IMPORTANT NEWS
Chapter 5 SEEDS OF DISCORD
Chapter 6 THE BOMB-SHELL
Chapter 7 THE BIRD
Chapter 8 THE MEETING AT THE SCOTCH STORES
Chapter 9 THE GREAT BATTLE
Chapter 10 THE TRIUMPH OF ENGLAND
Chapter 11 CLARENCE, THE LAST PHASE