LOVE AMONG THE CHICKENS

By P. G. Wodehouse

CHAPTER		PAGE
I.	—A Letter with a Postscript	1
II.	—Ukridge's Scheme	17
III.	—Waterloo, Some Fellow-travelers, and a Girl with Brown Hair	33
IV.	—The Arrival	48
V.	—Buckling to	65
VI.	—Mr. Garnet's Narrative. Has to do with a Reunion	80
VII.	—The Entente Cordiale is Sealed	93
VIII.	—A Little Dinner at Ukridge's	110
IX.	—Dies Iræ	127
X.	—I Enlist the Services of a Minion	137
XI.	—The Brave Preserver	155
XII.	—Some Emotions and Yellow Lubin	169
XIII.	—Tea and Tennis	185
XIV.	—A Council of War	200
XV.	—The Arrival of Nemesis	215
XVI.	—A Chance Meeting	231
XVII.	—Of a Sentimental Nature	245
XVIII.	—Ukridge Gives Me Advice	256
XIX.	—I Ask Papa	273
XX.	—Scientific Golf	284
XXI.	—The Calm Before the Storm	301
XXII.	—The Storm Breaks	313
XXIII.	—After the Storm	330
	EPILOGUE	341

	Page
"Never mind the ink, old horse. It'll soak in"	Frontispiece
They had a momentary vision of an excited dog, framed in the doorway	56
"I've only bin and drove 'im further up," said Mrs. Beale	120
Things were not going very well on our model chicken farm	140
"Mr. Garnet," he said, "we parted recently in anger. I hope that bygones will be bygones"	160
"I did think Mr. Garnet would have fainted when the best man said, 'I can't find it, old horse'"	340

CHAPTER		PAGE
I.	The Family Curse	9
II.	The First Night at the Leicester	34
III.	Jill and the Unknown Escape	45
IV.	The Last of the Rookes Takes a Hand	51
V.	Lady Underhill Receives a Shock	68
VI.	Uncle Chris Bangs the Table	82
VII.	Jill Catches the 10.10	106
VIII.	The Dry-Salters Wing Derek	119
IX.	Jill in Search of an Uncle	131
X.	Jill Ignores Authority	142
XI.	Mr. Pilkington's Love Light	151
XII.	Uncle Chris Borrows a Flat	168
XIII.	The Ambassador Arrives	180
XIV.	Mr. Goble Makes the Big Noise	193
XV.	Jill Explains	218
XVI.	Mr. Goble Plays with Fate	230
XVII.	The Cost of a Row	252
XVIII.	Jill Receives Notice	260
XIX.	Mrs. Peagrim Burns Incense	278
XX.	Derek Loses One Bird and Secures Another	287
XXI.	Wally Mason Learns a New Exercise	308