| RODERICK_RANDOM | |
| CHAPTER I | Of my Birth and Education |
| CHAPTER II | I grow up-am hated by my Relations-sent to School-neglected by my Grandfather-maltreated by my Master-seasoned to Adversity-I form Cabals against the Pedant-am debarred Access to my Grandfather-hunted by his Heir-I demolish the Teeth of his Tutor |
| CHAPTER III | My Mother's Brother arrives-relieves me-a Description of him-he goes along with me to the House of my Grandfather-is encountered by his Dogs-defeats them, after a bloody Engagement-is admitted to the old Gentleman-a Dialogue between them |
| CHAPTER IV | My Grandfather makes his Will-our second Visit-he Dies-his Will is read in Presence of all his living Descendants-the Disappointment of my female Cousins-my Uncle's Behaviour |
| CHAPTER V | The Schoolmaster uses me barbarously-I form a Project of Revenge, in which I am assisted by my Uncle-I leave the Village-am settled at a University by his Generosity |
| CHAPTER VI | I make great progress in my Studies-am caressed by Everybody-my female Cousins take notice of me-I reject their Invitation-they are incensed, and conspire against me-am left destitute by a Misfortune that befalls my Uncle-Gawky's Treachery-my Revenge |
| CHAPTER VII | I am entertained by Mr. Crab-a description of him-I acquire the Art of Surgery-consult Crab's Disposition-become necessary to him-an Accident happens-he advises me to launch out into the world-assists me with Money-I set out for London |
| CHAPTER VIII | I arrive at Newcastle-meet with my old Schoolfellow Strap-we determine to walk together to London-set out on our Journey-put up at a solitary Alehouse-are disturbed by a strange Adventure in the Night |
| CHAPTER IX | We proceed on our Journey-are overtaken by a Highwayman who fires at Strap-is prevented from shooting me by a Company of Horsemen, who ride in pursuit of him-Strap is put to Bed at an Inn-Adventures at that Inn |
| CHAPTER X | The Highwayman is taken-we are detained as Evidence against him-proceed to the next village-he escapes-we arrive at another inn, where we go to Bed-in the Night we are awaked by a dreadful Adventure-next night we lodge at the house of a Schoolmaster-our Treatment there |
| CHAPTER XI | We descry the Waggon-get into it-arrive at an inn-our Fellow Travellers described-a Mistake is committed by Strap, which produces strange things |
| CHAPTER XII | Captain Weazel challenges Strap, who declines the Combat-an Affair between the Captain and me-the Usurer is fain to give Miss Jenny five Guineas for a Release-we are in Danger of losing a Meal-the Behaviour of Weazel, Jenny, and Joey, on that Occasion-an Account of Captain Weazel and his Lady-the Captain's Courage tried-Isaac's mirth at the Captain's Expense |
| CHAPTER XIII | Strap and I are terrified by an Apparition-Strap's Conjecture-the Mystery explained by Joey-we arrive in London-our Dress and Appearance described-we are insulted in the Street-an Adventure in an Alehouse-we are imposed upon by a waggish Footman-set to rights by a Tobacconist-take Lodgings-dive for a Dinner-an Accident at our Ordinary |
| CHAPTER XIV | We visit Strap's friend-a description of him-his advice-we go to Mr. Cringer's house-are denied admittance-an Accident befalls Strap-his behaviour thereupon-an extraordinary adventure occurs, in the course of which I lose all my money |
| CHAPTER XV | Strap moralises-presents his purse to me-we inform our landlord of our misfortune-he unravels the mystery-I present myself to Cringer-he recommends and turns me over to Mr. Staytape-I become acquainted with a fellow dependent, who explains the character of Cringer and Staytape-and informs me of the method to be pursued at the Navy Office and Surgeons' Hall-Strap is employed |
| CHAPTER XVI | My new acquaintance breaks an appointment-I proceed, by myself, to the Navy Office-address me to a person there, who assists me with advice-write to the Board, they grant me a letter to the Surgeons at the Hall-am informed of the beau's name and character-find him-he makes me his confidant in an amour-desires me to pawn my linen for his occasions-recover what I lent him-some curious observations on Strap on that occasion-his vanity. |
| CHAPTER XVII | I go to Surgeons' Hall, when I meet Mr. Jackson-am examined-a fierce dispute arises between two of the examiners-Jackson disguises himself to attract respect-irises himself to attract respect-is detected-in hazard of being sent to Bridewell-he treats us at a Tavern-carries us to a Night-house-A troublesome adventure there-we are committed to the Round-house-carried before a Justice-his behaviour |
| CHAPTER XVIII | I carry my qualification to the Navy Office-the nature of it-the behaviour of the Secretary-Strap's concern for my absence-a battle betwixt him a blacksmith-the troublesome consequences of it-his harangue to me-his friend the schoolmaster recommends me to a French Apothecary, who entertains me as a journeyman |
| CHAPTER XIX | The character of Mr. Lavement, his wife and daughter-some anecdotes of the family-the mother and daughter rivals-I am guilty of a mistake that gives me present satisfaction, but is attended with troublesome consequences |
| CHAPTER XX | I am assaulted and dangerously wounded-Suspect O'Donnell, and am confirmed in my opinion-concert a scheme of revenge, and put it into execution-O'Donnell robs his own servant and disappears-make my addresses to a lady, and am miraculously delivered from her snare |
| CHAPTER XXI | Squire Gawky comes to lodge with my master-is involved in a troublesome affair, out of which he is extricated by me-he marries my master's daughter-they conspire against me-I am found guilty of theft, discharged-deserted by my friends, I hire a room in St. Gile's-where, by accident, I find the lady to whom I paid my addresses in a miserable condition-I relieve her |
| CHAPTER XXII | The History of Miss Williams |
| CHAPTER XXIII | Miss Williams interrupted by a bailiff, who carries her to the Marshalsea-I accompany her-Prove she is not the person named in the writ-The bailiff is fain to discharge her-We shift our lodging-Her story, and my reflections thereupon-Progress of a common woman of the town-Resolves to quit that way of life |
| CHAPTER XXIV | I am reduced to a great misery-assaulted on Tower Hill by a press-gang, who put me on board a tender-my usage there-my arrival on board at a man-of-war, where I am put in irons, and released by the good offices of Mr. Thompson, who recommends me as assistant to the surgeon--he relates his own story-characters of the captain, surgeon, and first mate |
| CHAPTER XXV | The behaviour of Mr. Morgan-his pride, displeasure, and generosity-the economy of our mess described-Thomson's further friendship-the nature of my duty explained-the situation of the sick |
| CHAPTER XXVI | A disagreeable accident happens to me in the discharge of my office-Morgan's nose is offended-a dialogue between him and the Ship's steward-upon examination, I find more causes of complaint than one-my hair is cut off-Morgan's cookery-the manner of sleeping on board-I am waked in the night by a dreadful noise |
| CHAPTER XXVII | I acquire the friendship of the Surgeon, who procures a warrant for me, and makes me a present of clothes-a battle between a Midshipman and me-the Surgeon leaves the ship-the Captain comes on board with another Surgeon-a dialogue between the Captain and Morgan-the sick are ordered to be brought upon the Quarter-deck and examined-the consequences of that order-a Madman accuses Morgan, and is set at liberty by command of the Captain, whom he instantly attacks, and pummels without mercy |
| CHAPTER XXVIII | The Captain enraged, threatens to put the Madman to death with his own hand-is diverted from that resolution by the arguments and persuasion of the first Lieutenant and Surgeon-we set sail for St. Helen's, join the fleet under the command of Sir C- O-gle, and proceed for the West Indies-are overtaken by a terrible tempest-my friend Jack Rattlin has his leg broke by a fall from the mainyard-the behaviour of Mr. Mackshane-Jack opposes the amputation of his limb, in which he is seconded by Morgan and me, we undertake the cure and perform it successfully |
| CHAPTER XXIX | Mackshane's malice-I am taken up and imprisoned for a spy-Morgan meets with the same fate-Thompson is tampered with to turn evidence against us-disdains the proposal, and is maltreated for his integrity-Morgan is released to assist the Surgeon during an engagement with some French ships-of-war-I remain fettered on the poop, exposed to the enemy's shot, and grow delirious with fear-am comforted after the battle by Morgan, who speaks freely of the captain, is overheard by the sentinel, who informs against him, and again imprisoned-Thompson grows desperate, and, notwithstanding the remonstrances of Morgan and me, goes overboard in the night |
| CHAPTER XXX | We lament the fate of our companion-the Captain offers Morgan his liberty, which he refuses to accept-we are brought before him and examined-Morgan is sent back into custody, whither also I am remanded after a curious trial |
| CHAPTER XXXI | I discover a subornation against me, by means of a quarrel between two of the evidences; in consequence of which I am set at liberty, and prevail upon Morgan to accept of his freedom on the same terms-Mackshane's malice-we arrive at Jamaica, from whence in a short time we beat up to Hispaniola, in conjunction with the West India squadron-we take in water, sail again, and arrive at Carthagena-Reflections on our conduct there |
| CHAPTER XXXII | Our Land Forces being disembarked, erect a fascine battery-our ship is ordered, with four more, to batter the port of Bocca Chica-Mackshane's cowardice-the Chaplain's frenzy-honest Rattlin loses one hand-his heroism and reflections on the battle-Crampley's behaviour to me during the heat of the Fight |
| CHAPTER XXXIII | A breach being made in the walls, our soldiers give the assault, and take the place without opposition-our sailors at the same time, become masters of all the other strengths near Bocca Chica, and take possession of the harbour-the good consequence of this success-we move nearer the town-find two forts deserted, and the Channel blocked up with sunk vessels; which however we find means to clear-land our soldiers at La Quinta-repulse a body of militia-attack the castle of St. Lazar, and are forced to retreat with great loss-the remains of our army are re-embarked-an effort of the Admiral to take the town-the economy of our expedition described |
| CHAPTER XXXIV | An epidemic Fever rages among us-we abandon our Conquests-I am seized with Distemper-write a Petition to the Captain, which is rejected-I am in danger of Suffocation through the Malice of Crampley, and relieved by a Serjeant-my Fever increases-the Chaplain wants to confess me-I obtain a favourable Crisis-Morgan's Affection for me proved-the Behaviour of Mackshane and Crampley towards me-Captain Oakum is removed into another Ship with his beloved Doctor-our new Captain described-An Adventure of Morgan |
| CHAPTER XXXV | Captain Whiffle sends for me-his situation described-his surgeon arrives, prescribes for him, and puts him to bed-a bed is put up for Mr. Simper contiguous to the state room, which, with other parts of the captains behaviour, gives the ship's company a very unfavourable idea of their commander-I am detained in the West Indies by the admiral, and go on board of the Lizard sloop of war in quality of surgeon's mate, where I make myself known to the surgeon, who treats me very kindly-I go on shore, sell my ticket, purchase necessaries, and, at my return on board, am surprised at the sight of Crampley, who is appointed lieutenant of the sloop-we sail on a cruise-take a prize in which I arrive at Port Morant under the command of my messmate, with whom I live in great harmony |
| CHAPTER XXXVI | A strange adventure-in consequence of which I am extremely happy-Crampley does me in offices with the Captain; but his malice is defeated by the good-nature and friendship of the surgeon-we return to Port Royal-our Captain gets the command of a larger ship, and is succeeded by an old man-Brayl is provided for-we receive orders to sail for England |
| CHAPTER XXXVII | We depart for Europe-a misunderstanding arises between the Captain and the Surgeon, through the scandalous aspersions of Crampley-the Captain dies-Crampley tyrannises over the surgeon, who falls a Victim for his Cruelty-I am also ill-used-the Ship strikes-the behaviour of Crampley and the Seamen on that occasion--I get on shore, challenge the Captain to single combat-am treacherously knocked down, wounded, and robbed |
| CHAPTER XXXVIII | I get up and crawl into a barn, where I am in danger of perishing, through the fear of the country people-their inhumanity-I am succoured by a reputed witch-her story-her advice-she recommends me as a valet to a single lady, whose character she explains |
| CHAPTER XXXIX | My Reception by that Lady-I become enamoured of Narcissa-recount the particulars of my last misfortune-acquire the good opinion of my Mistress-an Account of the young Squire-I am made acquainted with more particulars of Narcissa's Situation-conceive a mortal hatred against Sir Timothy-examine my Lady's library and performances-her extravagant behaviour |
| CHAPTER XL | My mistress is surprised at my learning-communicates her performances to me-I impart some of mine to her-am mortified at her faint praise-Narcissa approves of my conduct-I gain an involuntary conquest over the cookwench and dairymaid-their mutual resentment and insinuations-the jealousy of their lovers |
| CHAPTER XLI | Narcissa being in danger from the brutality of Sir Timothy, is rescued by me, who revenge myself on my rival-I declare my passion, and retreat to the seaside-am surrounded by smugglers, and carried to Boulogne-find my Uncle Lieutenant Bowling in great distress, and relieve him-our conversation |
| CHAPTER XLII | He takes his passage in a cutter for Deal-we are accosted by a Priest, who proves to be a Scotchman-his profession on friendship-he is affronted by the Lieutenant, who afterwards appeases him by submission-my uncle embarks-I am introduced by a Priest to a Capuchin, in whose company I set out for Paris-the character of my fellow traveller-on adventure on the road-I am shocked at his behaviour |
| CHAPTER XLIII | We lodge at a House near Amiens, where I am robbed by the Capuchin, who escapes while I am asleep-I go to Noyons in search of him, but without Success-make my Condition known to several People, but find no Relief-grow desperate-find a Company of Soldiers-Enlist in the Regiment of Picardy-we are ordered into Germany-I find the Fatigues of the March almost intolerable-Quarrel with my Comrade in a dispute about Politics-he challenges me to the Field-wounds and disarms me |
| CHAPTER XLIV | In order to be revenged, I learn the Science of Defence-we join Mareschal Duc de Noailles, are engaged with the Allies of Dettingen, and put to flight-the behaviour of the French soldiers on that occasion-I industriously seek another combat with the old Gascon, and vanquish him in my turn-our regiment is put into Winter Quarters at Rheims, where I find my friend Strap-our Recognition-he supplies me with Money, and procures my Discharge-we take a trip to Paris; from whence, by the way of Flanders, we set out for London; where we safely arrive |
| CHAPTER XLV | I inquire for my Uncle, and understand he is gone to sea-take Lodgings at Charing Cross-go to the Play, where I meet with an adventure-Dine at an ordinary-the Guests described-become acquainted with Medlar and Doctor Wagtail |
| CHAPTER XLVI | Wagtail introduces me to set of fine Gentlemen with whom I spend the Evening at a Tavern-our Conversation-the Characters of my new Companions-the Doctor is roasted-our Issue of our Debauch |
| CHAPTER XLVII | Strap communicates to me a conquest he had made of a Chandler's Widow-finds himself miserably mistaken-I go to the Opera-admire Melinda-am cautioned by Banter-go to the Assembly at Hampstead-dance with that young lady-receive an insolent message from Bragwell, whose mettle is soon cooled-am in favour with my Mistress, whom I visit next day, and am bubbled out of eighteen guineas at cards-Strap triumphs at my success, but is astonished at my expense-Banter comes to my lodging, is very sarcastic at my expense, and borrows five guineas from me, as a proof of his friendship |
| CHAPTER XLVIII | We repair to the coffee-house, where we overhear a curious dispute between Wagtail and Medlar, which is referred to our decision-the Doctor gives an account of his experiment-Medlar is roasted by Banter at the ordinary-the old gentleman's advice to me |
| CHAPTER XLIX | I receive a Challenge-the Consequence of it-the Quarrel being made up, am put in Arrest by the Care and Affection of Strap-but immediately released upon explaining my Affair-the Behaviour of Mr. Oregan and his two Friends-I visit Melinda, whom I divert with an account of the Duel-propose Marriage-she refers the Matter to her Mother, of whom I make a solemn Demand of her Daughter-the old Lady's behaviour-I am discarded--resent their Disdain |
| CHAPTER L | I long to be revenged on Melinda-apply to Banter for his Assistance-he contrives a scheme for that purpose-which is put in Execution with great Success-I make an Attempt upon the Heart of Miss Gripewell, but am disappointed-grow melancholy at my Disappointment, and have recourse to the Bottle-receive a Billet-doux-am ravished with the Contents-find myself involved in Intrigue, which I imagined would make my Fortune-am confounded at my mistake, which banishes all Thoughts of Matrimony |
| CHAPTER LI | I cultivate an Acquaintance with two Noblemen-am introduced to earl Strutwell-his kind Promise and Invitation-the Behaviour of his Porter and Lacquey-he receives me with an Appearance of uncommon Affection-undertakes to speak in my Behalf to the Minister-informs me of his Success, and wishes me Joy-introduces a Conversation about Petronius Arbiter-falls in Love with my Watch, which I press upon him-I make a present of a Diamond Ring to Lord Straddle-impart my good Fortune to Strap and Banter, who disabuses me, to my utter Mortification |
| CHAPTER LII | I attempt to recover my Watch and Jewel, but to no Purpose-resolve to revenge myself on Strutwell by my Importunity-am reduced to my last Guinea-obliged to inform Strap of my Necessity, who is almost distracted with the News, but nevertheless obliged to pawn my best Sword for present Subsistence-that small Supply being exhausted, I am almost stupified with my Misfortunes-go to the Gaming Table by the Advice of Banter, and come off with unexpected Success-Strap's Ecstacy-Mrs. Gawky waits upon me, professes Remorse for her Perfidy, and implores my Assistance-I do myself a Piece of Justice by her Means, and afterwards reconcile her to her Father |
| CHAPTER LIII | I purchase new Clothes-reprimand Strutwell and Straddle-Banter proposes another matrimonial Scheme-I accept of his Terms-set out to Bath in the Stage-coach with the young Lady and her Mother-the Behaviour of an Officer and Lawyer-our fellow Travellers described-a smart dialogue between my Mistress and the Captain |
| CHAPTER LIV | Day breaking, I have the Pleasure of viewing the Person of Miss Snapper, whom I had not seen before-the Soldier is witty upon me-is offended-talks much of his Valour-is reprimanded by a grave Gentlewoman-we are alarmed by the cry of Highwaymen-I get out of the Coach, and stand in my own defence-they ride off without having attacked us-I pursue them-one of them is thrown from his Horse and taken-I return to the Coach-am complimented by Miss Snapper-the Captain's Behaviour on this Occasion-the Prude reproaches me in a Soliloquy-I upbraid her in the same Manner-the Behaviour of Miss Snapper, at Breakfast, disobliges me-the Lawyer is witty upon the Officer, who threatens him |
| CHAPTER LV | I resolve to ingratiate myself with the Mother, and am favoured by accident-the Precise Lady finds her husband, and quit the Coach-the Captain is disappointed of his dinner-we arrive at Bath-I accompany Miss Snapper to the Long-room, where she is attacked by beau Nash, and, turns the Laugh against him-I make love to her, and receive a check-Squire her to an Assembly, where I am blessed with a Sight of my dear Narcissa, which discomposes me so much, that Miss Snapper, observing my disorder, is at pains to discover the Cause-is piqued at the Occasion, and, in our way home, pays me a sarcastic Compliment-I am met by Miss Williams, who is the maid and Confidante of Narcissa-she acquaints me with her Lady's regard for me while under the disguise of a Servant, and describes the Transports of Narcissa on seeing me at the Assembly, in the Character of a Gentleman-I am surprised with an Account of her Aunt's Marriage, and make an Appointment to meet Miss Williams the next day |
| CHAPTER LVI | I become acquainted with Narcissa's brother, who invites me to his House, where I am introduced to that adorable Creature-after dinner, the Squire retires to take his nap-Freeman, guessing the Situation of my Thought, withdraws likewise, on pretence of Business-I declare my passion for Narcissa-am well-received-charmed with her Conversation-the Squire detains us to Supper-I elude his design by a Stratagem, and get home sober |
| CHAPTER LVII | Miss Williams informs me of Narcissa's Approbation of my Flame-I appease the Squire-write to my Mistress-am blessed with an Answer-beg Leave of her Brother to dance with her at a Ball-obtain his Consent and hers-enjoy a private Conversation with her-am perplexed with Reflections-have the Honour of appearing her Partner at a Ball-we are complimented by a certain Nobleman-he discovers some Symptoms of a Passion for Narcissa-I am stung with Jealousy-Narcissa, alarmed, retires-I observe Melinda in the company-the Squire is captivated by her Beauty |
| CHAPTER LVIII | Tortured with Jealousy, I go Home, and abuse Strap-receive a Message from Narcissa, in Consequence of which I hasten to her Apartment, where her endearing Assurances banish all my Doubts and Apprehensions-in my Retreat discover Somebody in the Dark, whom, suspecting to be a Spy, I resolve to kill, but, to my great Surprise, am convinced of his being no other than Strap-Melinda slanders me-I become acquainted with Lord Quiverwit, who endeavours to sound me with regard to Narcissa-the Squire is introduced to his Lordship, and grows cold towards me-I learn from my Confidante, that this Nobleman professes honourable Love to my Mistress, who continues faithful to me, notwithstanding the scandalous Reports she had heard to my Prejudice-I am mortified with an Assurance that her whole Fortune depends upon the Pleasure of her Brother-Mr. Freeman condoles me on the Decline of my Character, which I vindicate so much to his satisfaction, that he undertakes to combat Fame on my behalf |
| CHAPTER LIX | I receive an extraordinary Message at the Door of the Long Room, which, however, enter, and affront the Squire, who threatens to take the Law of me-Rebuke Melinda for her Malice-she weeps with Vexation-Lord Quiverwit is severe upon me-I retort his Sarcasm-am received with the utmost Tenderness by Narcissa, who desires to hear the Story of my Life-we vow eternal Constancy to other-I retire-am waked by a Messenger, who brings a Challenge from Quiverwit, whom I meet, engage, and vanquish |
| CHAPTER LX | I am visited by Freeman, with whom I appear in Public, and am caressed-am sent for by Lord Quiverwit, whose Presence I quit flung-Narcissa is carried off by her Brother-I intend to pursue him, and am dissuaded by my Friend-engage in Play, and lose all my Money-set out for London-try my Fortune at the Gaming Table without success-receive a letter from Narcissa-bilk my Tailor |
| CHAPTER LXI | I am arrested-carried to the Marshalsea-find my old Acquaintance beau Jackson in that Jail-he informs me of his Adventures-Strap arrives, and with difficulty is comforted-Jackson introduces me to a Poet-I admire his Conversation and Capacity-am deeply affected with my Misfortune-Strap hires himself as a Journeyman Barber |
| CHAPTER LXII | I read Melopoyn's Tragedy, and conceive a vast Opinion of his Genius-he recounts his Adventures |
| CHAPTER LXIII | The Continuation and Conclusion of Mr. Melopoyn's Story |
| CHAPTER LXIV | I am seized with a deep Melancholy, and become a Sloven-am relieved by my Uncle-he prevails upon me to engage with his Owners, as a Surgeon of the Ship which he commands-he makes me a considerable Present-entertain Strap as his steward-I take leave of my Friends, and go on Board-the Ship arrives in the Downs |
| CHAPTER LXV | I set out for Sussex-consult Mrs. Sagely-achieve an Interview with Narcissa-return to the Ship-we get clear of the Channel-I learn our Destination-we are chased by a large Ship-the company are dismayed, and encouraged by the Captain's speech-our pursuer happens to be an English Man of War-we arrive at the Coast of Guinea, purchase four hundred Negroes-sail for Paraguay, get safe into the River of Plate, and sell our Cargo to great Advantage |
| CHAPTER LXVI | I am invited to the Villa of a Spanish Don, where we went with an English Gentleman, and make a very interesting discovery-we leave Buenos Ayres, and arrive at Jamaica |
| CHAPTER LXVII | I visit my old Friend Thompson-we set sail for Europe-meet with an odd Adventure-arrive in England-I ride across the Country from Portsmouth to Sussex-converse with Mrs. Sagely, who informs me of Narcissa's being in London-in consequence of this Intelligence, I proceed to Canterbury-meet with my old friend Morgan-arrive in London-visit Narcissa-introduce my Father to be-he is charmed with her good sense and beauty-we come to a Determination of demanding her Brother's Consent to our Marriage |
| CHAPTER LXVIII | My Father makes a present to Narcissa-the Letter is dispatched to her Brother-I appear among my Acquaintance-Banter's Behaviour-the Squire refuses his Consent-my Uncle comes to Town-approves of my Choice-I am married-we meet the Squire and his Lady at the Play-our Acquaintance is courted |
| CHAPTER LXIX | My father intends to revisit the Place of his Nativity-we propose to accompany him-my Uncle renews his will in my favour, determining to go to sea again-we set out for Scotland-arrive at Edinburgh-purchase our paternal Estate-proceed to it-halt at the Town where I was educated-take up my bond to Crab-the Behaviour of Potion and his Wife, and one of our Female Cousins-our Reception at the Estate-Strap marries Miss Williams, and is settled by my Father to his own satisfaction-I am more and more happy. |
| SIR_LAUNCELOT_GREAVES | |
| CHAPTER ONE | IN WHICH CERTAIN PERSONAGES OF THIS DELIGHTFUL HISTORY ARE INTRODUCED TO THE READER'S ACQUAINTANCE. |
| CHAPTER TWO | IN WHICH THE HERO OF THESE ADVENTURES MAKES HIS FIRST APPEARANCE ON THE STAGE OF ACTION. |
| CHAPTER THREE | WHICH THE READER, ON PERUSAL, MAY WISH WERE CHAPTER THE LAST. |
| CHAPTER FOUR | IN WHICH IT APPEARS THAT THE KNIGHT, WHEN HEARTILY SET IN FOR SLEEPING, WAS NOT EASILY DISTURBED. |
| CHAPTER FIVE | IN WHICH THIS RECAPITULATION DRAWS TO A CLOSE. |
| CHAPTER SIX | IN WHICH THE READER WILL PERCEIVE THAT IN SOME CASES MADNESS IS CATCHING. |
| CHAPTER SEVEN | IN WHICH THE KNIGHT RESUMES HIS IMPORTANCE. |
| CHAPTER EIGHT | WHICH IS WITHIN A HAIR'S-BREADTH OF PROVING HIGHLY INTERESTING. |
| CHAPTER NINE | WHICH MAY SERVE TO SHOW, THAT TRUE PATRIOTISM IS OF NO PARTY. |
| CHAPTER TEN | WHICH SHOWETH THAT HE WHO PLAYS AT BOWLS, WILL SOMETIMES MEET WITH RUBBERS. |
| CHAPTER ELEVEN | DESCRIPTION OF A MODERN MAGISTRATE. |
| CHAPTER TWELVE | WHICH SHOWS THERE ARE MORE WAYS TO KILL A DOG THAN HANGING. |
| CHAPTER THIRTEEN | IN WHICH OUR KNIGHT IS TANTALISED WITH A TRANSIENT GLIMPSE OF FELICITY. |
| CHAPTER FOURTEEN | WHICH SHOWS THAT A MAN CANNOT ALWAYS SIP, WHEN THE CUP IS AT HIS LIP. |
| CHAPTER FIFTEEN | EXHIBITING AN INTERVIEW, WHICH, IT IS TO BE HOPED, WILL INTEREST THE CURIOSITY OF THE READER. |
| CHAPTER SIXTEEN | WHICH, IT IS TO BE HOPED, THE READER WILL FIND AN AGREEABLE MEDLEY OF MIRTH AND MADNESS, SENSE AND ABSURDITY. |
| CHAPTER SEVENTEEN | CONTAINING ADVENTURES OF CHIVALRY EQUALLY NEW AND SURPRISING. |
| CHAPTER EIGHTEEN | IN WHICH THE RAYS OF CHIVALRY SHINE WITH RENOVATED LUSTRE. |
| CHAPTER NINETEEN | CONTAINING THE ACHIEVEMENTS OF THE KNIGHTS OF THE GRIFFIN AND CRESCENT. |
| CHAPTER TWENTY | IN WHICH OUR HERO DESCENDS INTO THE MANSION OF THE DAMNED. |
| CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE | CONTAINING FURTHER ANECDOTES RELATING TO THE CHILDREN ON WRETCHEDNESS. |
| CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO | IN WHICH CAPTAIN CROWE IS SUBLIMED INTO THE REGIONS ON ASTROLOGY. |
| CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE | IN WHICH THE CLOUDS THAT COVER THE CATASTROPHE BEGIN TO DISPERSE. |
| CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR | THE KNOT THAT PUZZLES HUMAN WISDOM, THE HAND OF FORTUNE SOMETIMES WILL UNTIE FAMILIAR AS HER GARTER. |
| CHAPTER THE LAST | WHICH, IT IS TO BE HOPED, WILL BE, ON MORE ACCOUNTS THAN ONE, AGREEABLE TO THE READER. |
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| Decent House of Entertainment |