CONTENTS

CHAPTER PAGE
I DARK PLOTTINGS AT BLANDINGS CASTLE 7
II ENTER PSMITH 38
III EVE BORROWS AN UMBRELLA 59
IV PAINFUL SCENE AT THE DRONES CLUB 66
V PSMITH APPLIES FOR EMPLOYMENT 70
VI LORD EMSWORTH MEETS A POET 80
VII BAXTER SUSPECTS 112
VIII CONFIDENCES ON THE LAKE 135
IX PSMITH ENGAGES A VALET 167
X SENSATIONAL OCCURRENCE AT A POETRY READING 206
XI ALMOST ENTIRELY ABOUT FLOWER-POTS 239
XII MORE ON THE FLOWER-POT THEME 270
XIII PSMITH RECEIVES GUESTS 282
XIV PSMITH ACCEPTS EMPLOYMENT 313

TO MY DAUGHTER LEONORA,

QUEEN OF HER SPECIES.