Moth. Thy sight was never yet more precious to me;
Welcome, with all th' affection of a mother,
That comfort can express from natural love!
Since thy birth-joy—a mother’s chiefest gladness,
After sh’as undergone her curse of sorrows—
Thou wast not more dear to me than this hour
Presents thee to my heart: welcome again!
Lean. ’Las, poor affectionate soul, how her joys speak to me!
I have observ’d it often, and I know it is
The fortune commonly of knavish children
To have the loving’st mothers. [Aside.
Moth. What’s this gentlewoman?
Lean. O, you have nam’d the most unvalu’dst
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That youth of man had ever knowledge of!
As often as I look upon that treasure,
And know it to be mine—there lies the blessing—
It joys me that I ever was ordain’d
To have a being, and to live ’mongst men;
Which is a fearful living, and a poor one,
Let a man truly think on’t:
To have the toil and griefs of fourscore years
Put up in a white sheet, tied with two knots;
Methinks it should strike earthquakes in adulterers,
When even the very sheets they commit sin in
May prove, for aught they know, all their last garments.
O what a mark were there for women then!
But beauty, able to content a conqueror
Whom earth could scarce content, keeps me in compass:
I find no wish in me bent sinfully
To this man’s sister, or to that man’s wife;
In love’s name let ’em keep their honesties,
And cleave to their own husbands,—tis their duties:
Now when I go to church I can pray handsomely,
Nor come like gallants only to see faces,
As if lust went to market still on Sundays.
I must confess I'm guilty of one sin, mother,
More than I brought into the world with me,
But that I glory in; ’tis theft, but noble
As ever greatness yet shot up withal.
Moth. How’s that?
Lean. Never to be repented, mother,
Though sin be death; I had died, if I had not sinn’d;
And here’s my masterpiece; do you now behold her!
Look on her well, she’s mine; look on her better;
Now say if’t be not the best piece of theft
That ever was committed? and I've my pardon for’t,—
’Tis seal’d from heaven by marriage.
Moth. Married to her!
Lean. You must keep counsel, mother, I'm undone else;
If it be known, I've lost her; do but think now
What that loss is,—life’s but a trifle to’t.
From Venice, her consent and I have brought her
From parents great in wealth, more now in rage;
But let storms spend their furies; now we’ve got
A shelter o’er our quiet innocent loves,
We are contented: little money sh’as brought me;
View but her face, you may see all her dowry,
Save that which lies lock’d up in hidden virtues,
Like jewels kept in cabinets.
Moth. You’re to blame,
If your obedience will give way to a check,
To wrong such a perfection.
Lean. How?
Moth. Such a creature,
To draw her from her fortune, which, no doubt,
At the full time might have prov’d rich and noble;
You know not what you’ve done; my life can give you
But little helps, and my death lesser hopes;
And hitherto your own means has but made shift
To keep you single, and that hardly too:
What ableness have you to do her right then
In maintenance fitting her birth and virtues?
Which every woman of necessity looks for,
And most to go above it, not confin’d
By their conditions, virtues, bloods, or births,
But flowing to affections, wills, and humours.
Lean. Speak low, sweet mother; you’re able to spoil as many
As come within the hearing; if it be not
Your fortune to mar all, I have much marvel.
I pray do not you teach her to rebel,
When she is in a good way to obedience;
To rise with other women in commotion
Against their husbands for six gowns a-year,
And so maintain their cause, when they’re once up,
In all things else that require cost enough.
They’re all of ’em a kind of spirits soon rais’d,
But not so soon laid, mother; as, for example,
A woman’s belly is got up in a trice,—
A simple charge ere’t be laid down again:
So ever in all their quarrels and their courses;
And I'm a proud man I hear nothing of ’em,
They’re very still, I thank my happiness,
And sound asleep, pray let not your tongue wake ’em:
If you can but rest quiet, she’s contented
With all conditions that my fortunes bring her to;
To keep close, as a wife that loves her husband;
To go after the rate of my ability,
Not the licentious swing of her own will,
Like some of her old school-fellows; she intends
And frame the fashion of an honest love,
Which knows no wants, but, mocking poverty,
Brings forth more children, to make rich men wonder
At divine providence, that feeds mouths of infants,
And sends them none to feed, but stuffs their rooms
With fruitful bags, their beds with barren wombs.
Good mother, make not you things worse than they are
Out of your too much openness; pray take heed on’t,
Nor imitate the envy of old people,
That strive to mar good sport because they’re perfect:
I would have you more pitiful to youth,
Especially to your own flesh and blood.
I'll prove an excellent husband, here’s my hand,
Lay in provision, follow my business roundly,
And make you a grandmother in forty weeks.
Go, pray salute her, bid her welcome cheerfully.
Moth. [saluting Bianca] Gentlewoman, thus much is a debt of courtesy,
Which fashionable strangers pay each other
At a kind meeting: then there’s more than one
Due to the knowledge I have of your nearness;
I'm bold to come again, and now salute you
By the name of daughter, which may challenge more
Than ordinary respect.
Lean. Why, this is well now,
And I think few mothers of threescore will mend it. [Aside.
Moth. What I can bid you welcome to, is mean,
But make it all your own; we’re full of wants,
And cannot welcome worth.
Lean. Now this is scurvy,
And spoke
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These old folks talk of nothing but defects,
Because they grow so full of ’em themselves. [Aside.
Bian. Kind mother, there is nothing can be wanting
To her that does enjoy all her desires:
Heaven send a quiet peace with this man’s love,
And I'm as rich as virtue can be poor,
Which were enough after the rate of mind
To erect temples for content plac’d here.
I have forsook friends, fortunes, and my country,
And hourly I rejoice in’t. Here’s my friends,
And few is the good number.—Thy successes,
Howe’er they look, I will still name my fortunes;
Hopeful or spiteful, they shall all be welcome:
Who invites many guests has of all sorts,
As he that traffics much drinks of all fortunes,
Yet they must all be welcome, and us’d well.
I'll call this place the place of my birth now,
And rightly too, for here my love was born,
And that’s the birthday of a woman’s joys.
You have not bid me welcome since I came.
Lean. That I did questionless.
Bian. No, sure—how was’t?
I've quite forgot it.
Lean. Thus. [Kisses her.
Bian. O, sir,’tis true,
Now I remember well; I've done thee wrong,
Pray take’t again, sir. [Kisses him.
Lean. How many of these wrongs
Could I put up in an hour, and turn up the glass
For twice as many more!
Moth. Will’t please you to walk in, daughter?
Bian. Thanks, sweet mother;
The voice of her that bare me is not more pleasing.