He wrote fourscore books in the reign of James I. and Charles I., and afterwards (like Edward Ward) kept an ale-house in Long-Acre. He died in 1654.—P.]
349 (return)
[ 'Benlowes:' a country
gentleman, famous for his own bad poetry, and for patronising bad poets,
as may be seen from many dedications of Quarles and others to him. Some of
these anagrammed his name, Benlowes, into Benevolus; to verify which, he
spent his whole estate upon them.—P.]
350 (return)
[ 'And Shadwell nods the
poppy:' Shadwell took opium for many years, and died of too large a dose,
in the year 1692.—P.]
351 (return)
[ 'Old Bavius sits:'
Bavius was an ancient poet, celebrated by Virgil for the like cause as
Bayes by our author, though not in so Christian-like a manner: for
heathenishly it is declared by Virgil of Bavius, that he ought to be hated
and detested for his evil works; qui Bavium non odit; whereas we
have often had occasion to observe our poet's great good nature and
mercifulness through the whole course of this poem. Scribl.—P.]
352 (return)
[ 'Brown and Mears:'
booksellers, printers for anybody.—The allegory of the souls of the
dull coming forth in the form of books, dressed in calf's leather, and
being let abroad in vast numbers by booksellers, is sufficiently
intelligible.—P.]
353 (return)
[ 'Ward in pillory:' John
Ward of Hackney, Esq., member of parliament, being convicted of forgery,
was first expelled the House, and then sentenced to the pillory on the
17th of February 1727. Mr Curll (having likewise stood there) looks upon
the mention of such a gentleman in a satire as a great act of barbarity.
Key to the Dunc., 3d edit. p. 16. And another author reasons thus upon it:
Durgen., 8vo, pp. 11, 12, 'How unworthy is it of Christian charity to
animate the rabble to abuse a worthy man in such a situation? What could
move the poet thus to mention a brave sufferer, a gallant prisoner,
exposed to the view of all mankind? It was laying aside his senses, it was
committing a crime, for which the law is deficient not to punish him! nay,
a crime which man can scarce forgive or time efface! Nothing surely could
have induced him to it but being bribed by a great lady,' &c. (to whom
this brave, honest, worthy gentleman was guilty of no offence but forgery,
proved in open court). But it is evident this verse could not be meant of
him, it being notorious that no eggs were thrown at that gentleman.
Perhaps, therefore, it might be intended of Mr Edward Ward, the poet, when
he stood there.—P.]
354 (return)
[ 'Settle:' Elkanah
Settle was once a writer in vogue, as well as Cibber, both for dramatic
poetry and politics.—P.]
355 (return)
[ 'Monarch:' Chi
Ho-am-ti, Emperor of China, the same who built the great wall between
China and Tartary, destroyed all the books and learned men of that empire.—P.]
356 (return)
[ 'Physic of the soul:'
the caliph, Omar I., having conquered Egypt, caused his general to burn
the Ptolemaean library, on the gates of which was this inscription,
[Greek: PSYCHES IATREION], the Physic of the soul.—P.]
357 (return)
[ 'Happy!—had
Easter never been:' wars in England anciently, about the right time of
celebrating Easter.—P.]
358 (return)
[ 'Jacob, the scourge of
grammar, mark with awe:' this gentleman is son of a considerable maltster
of Romsey in Southamptonshire, and bred to the law under a very eminent
attorney; who, between his more laborious studies, has diverted himself
with poetry. He is a great admirer of poets and their works, which has
occasioned him to try his genius that way. He has wrote in prose the Lives
of the Poets, Essays, and a great many law-books, The Accomplished
Conveyancer, Modern Justice, &c.' Giles Jacob of himself, Lives of
Poets, vol. i. He very grossly, and unprovoked, abused in that book the
author's friend, Mr Gay.—P.]
359 (return)
[ 'Horneck and Roome:'
these two were virulent party-writers, worthily coupled together, and one
would think prophetically, since, after the publishing of this piece, the
former dying, the latter succeeded him in honour and employment. The first
was Philip Horneck, author of a Billingsgate paper called The High German
Doctor. Edward Roome was son of an undertaker for funerals in Fleet
Street, and wrote some of the papers called Pasquin, where by malicious
innuendos he endeavoured to represent our author guilty of malevolent
practices with a great man then under prosecution of Parliament. Of this
man was made the following epigram:
Popple was the author of some vile plays and pamphlets. He published abuses on our author in a paper called the Prompter.—P.]
360 (return)
[ 'Goode:' an ill-natured
critic, who wrote a satire on our author, called The Mock Aesop, and many
anonymous libels in newspapers for hire.—P.]
361 (return)
[ 'Ralph:' James Ralph, a
name inserted after the first editions, not known to our author till he
writ a swearing-piece called Sawney, very abusive of Dr Swift, Mr Gay, and
himself. These lines allude to a thing of his, entitled Night, a Poem.
This low writer attended his own works with panegyrics in the journals,
and once in particular praised himself highly above Mr Addison, in
wretched remarks upon that author's account of English Poets, printed in a
London journal, September 1728. He was wholly illiterate, and knew no
language, not even French. Being advised to read the rules of dramatic
poetry before he began a play, he smiled and replied, 'Shakspeare wrote
without rules.' He ended at last in the common sink of all such writers, a
political newspaper, to which he was recommended by his friend Arnall, and
received a small pittance for pay.—P. B. Franklin seems to have
thought that his friend Ralph was alluded to here. See his Autobiography.]
362 (return)
[ 'Behold yon pair:' one
of these was author of a weekly paper called The Grumbler, as the other
was concerned in another called Pasquin, in which Mr Pope was abused with
the Duke of Buckingham and Bishop of Rochester. They also joined in a
piece against his first undertaking to translate the Iliad, entitled
Homerides, by Sir Iliad Doggrel, printed 1715.—P.]
363 (return)
[ 'Wormius hight:' let
not this name, purely fictitious, be conceited to mean the learned Olaus
Wormius; much less (as it was unwarrantably foisted into the surreptitious
editions) our own antiquary, Mr Thomas Hearne, who had no way aggrieved
our poet, but, on the contrary, published many curious tracts which he
hath to his great contentment perused.—P.]
364 (return)
[ 'Lo! Henley stands,'
&c.: J. Henley, the orator; he preached on the Sundays upon
theological matters, and on the Wednesdays upon all other sciences. Each
auditor paid one shilling. He declaimed some years against the greatest
persons, and occasionally did our author that honour.—P.]
365 (return)
[ 'Sherlock, Hare,
Gibson:' bishops of Salisbury, Chichester, and London, whose Sermons and
Pastoral Letters did honour to their country as well as stations.—P.]
366 (return)
[ Of Toland and Tindal,
see book ii. Thomas Woolston was an impious madman, who wrote in a most
insolent style against the miracles of the Gospel, in the year 1726, &c.—P.]
367 (return)
[ 'A sable sorcerer:' Dr
Faustus, the subject of a set of farces, which, lasted in vogue two or
three seasons, in which both playhouses strove to outdo each other for
some years.—P.]
368 (return)
[ 'Hell rises, Heaven
descends, and dance on earth:' this monstrous absurdity was actually
represented in Tibbald's Rape of Proserpine.—P.]
369 (return)
[ 'Lo! one vast egg:' in
another of these farces, Harlequin is hatched upon the stage, out of a
large egg.—P.]
370 (return)
[ 'Immortal Rich:' Mr
John Rich, master of the Theatre Royal in Covent Garden, was the first
that excelled this way.—P.]
371 (return)
[ Booth and Cibber were
joint managers of the Theatre in Drury Lane.—P.]
372 (return)
[ 'Though long my party:'
Settle, like most party-writers, was very uncertain in his political
principles. He was employed to hold the pen in the character of a popish
successor, but afterwards printed his narrative on the other side. He had
managed the ceremony of a famous pope-burning on Nov. 17, 1680, then
became a trooper in King James's army, at Hounslow Heath. After the
Revolution he kept a booth at Bartholomew Fair, where, in the droll called
St George for England, he acted in his old age in a dragon of green
leather of his own invention; he was at last taken into the Charter-house,
and there died, aged sixty years.—P.]
373 (return)
[ 'Polypheme:' he
translated the Italian Opera of Polifemo, but unfortunately lost the whole
gist of the story. The Cyclops asks Ulysses his name who tells him his
name is Noman. After his eye is put out, he roars and calls the brother
Cyclops to his aid: they inquire who has hurt him? he answers Noman;
whereupon they all go away again. Our ingenious translator made Ulysses
answer, 'I take no name,' whereby all that followed became unintelligible.
Hence it appears that Mr Gibber (who values himself on subscribing to the
English translation of Homer's Iliad) had not that merit with respect to
the Odyssey, or he might have been better instructed in the Greek
Punology.—P.]
374 (return)
[ 'Faustus, Pluto,' &c.:
names of miserable farces, which it was the custom to act at the end of
the best tragedies, to spoil the digestion of the audience.—P.]
375 (return)
[ 'Ensure it but from
fire:' in Tibbald's farce of Proserpine, a corn-field was set on fire;
whereupon the other play-house had a barn burned down for the recreation
of the spectators. They also rivalled each other in showing the burnings
of hell fire, in Dr Faustus.—P.]
376 (return)
[ 'Another Æschylus
appears:' it is reported of Æschylus, that when his tragedy of the Furies
was acted, the audience were so terrified that the children fell into
fits, and the big-bellied women miscarried.—P.]
377 (return)
[ 'On poets' tombs see
Benson's titles writ:' W——-m Benson (surveyor of the buildings
to his Majesty King George I.) gave in a report to the Lords, that their
house and the painted-chamber adjoining were in immediate danger of
falling. Whereupon the Lords met in a committee to appoint some other
place to sit in, while the house should be taken down. But it being
proposed to cause some other builders first to inspect it, they found it
in very good condition. The Lords, upon this, were going upon an address
to the king against Benson for such a misrepresentation; but the Earl of
Sunderland, then secretary, gave them an assurance that his Majesty would
remove him, which was done accordingly. In favour of this man, the famous
Sir Christopher Wren, who had been architect to the Crown for above fifty
years, who built most of the churches in London, laid the first stone of
St Paul's, and lived to finish it, had been displaced from his employment
at the age of nearly ninety years.—P.]
378 (return)
[ 'Ambrose Philips:' 'he
was,' saith Mr Jacob, 'one of the wits at Button's, and a justice of the
peace.'—P.]
379 (return)
[ 'While Jones' and
Boyle's united labours fall:' at the time when this poem was written, the
banqueting-house of Whitehall, the church and piazza of Covent Garden, and
the palace and chapel of Somerset House, the works of the famous Inigo
Jones, had been for many years so neglected as to be in danger of ruin.
The portico of Covent Garden church had been just then restored and
beautified at the expense of the Earl of Burlington, who, at the same
time, by his publication of the designs of that great master and Palladio,
as well as by many noble buildings of his own, revived the true taste of
architecture in this kingdom.—P.]
380 (return)
[ 'Mad Máthesis:'
alluding to the strange conclusions some mathematicians have deduced from
their principles, concerning the real quantity of matter, the reality of
space, &c.—P. W.]
381 (return)
[ 'Pure space:' i.e. pure
and defaecated from matter. 'Ecstatic stare:' the action of men who look
about with full assurance of seeing what does not exist, such as those who
expect to find space a real being.—W.]
382 (return)
[ 'Running round the
circle, finds it square:' regards the wild and fruitless attempts of
squaring the circle.—P. W.]
383 (return)
[ 'Nor couldst thou,'
&c.: this noble person in the year 1737, when the act aforesaid was
brought into the House of Lords, opposed it in an excellent speech (says
Mr Cibber), 'with a lively spirit, and uncommon eloquence.' This speech
had the honour to be answered by the said Mr Cibber, with a lively spirit
also, and in a manner very uncommon, in the 8th chapter of his Life and
Manners.—P.]
384 (return)
[ 'Harlot form:' the
attitude given to this phantom represents the nature and genius of the
Italian Opera; its affected airs, its effeminate sounds, and the practice
of patching up these operas with favourite songs, incoherently put
together. These things were supported by the subscriptions of the
nobility. This circumstance, that Opera should prepare for the opening of
the grand sessions, was prophesied of in book iii. ver. 304,
385 (return)
[ 'Division reign:'
alluding to the false taste of playing tricks in music with numberless
divisions, to the neglect of that harmony which conforms to the sense, and
applies to the passions. Mr Handel had introduced a great number of hands,
and more variety of instruments into the orchestra, and employed even
drums and cannon to make a fuller chorus; which proved so much too manly
for the fine gentlemen of his age, that he was obliged to remove his music
into Ireland. After which they were reduced, for want of composers, to
practise the patch-work above mentioned.—P. W.]
386 (return)
[ 'Chromatic:' that
species of the ancient music called the Chromatic was a variation and
embellishment, in odd irregularities, of the diatonic kind. They say it
was invented about the time of Alexander, and that the Spartans forbad the
use of it, as languid and effeminate.—W.]
387 (return)
[ 'Wake the dull church,
and lull the ranting stage:' i.e. dissipate the devotion of the one by
light and wanton airs; and subdue the pathos of the other by recitative
and sing-song.—W.]
388 (return)
[ 'Narcissus:' Lord
Hervey.]
389 (return)
[ 'Bold Benson:' this man
endeavoured to raise himself to fame by erecting monuments, striking
coins, setting up heads, and procuring translations of Milton; and
afterwards by as great passion for Arthur Johnston, a Scotch physician's
version of the Psalms, of which he printed many fine editions. See more of
him, book iii. v. 325.—P. W.]
390 (return)
[ 'The decent knight:'
Sir Thomas Hanmer, who was about to publish a very pompous edition of a
great author, at his own expense.—P. W.]
391 (return)
[ 'So by each bard an
alderman,' &c.: alluding to the monument of Butler erected by Alderman
Barber.]
392 (return)
[ 'The Samian letter:'
the letter Y, used by Pythagoras as an emblem of the different roads of
Virtue and Vice.]
'Et tibi quae Samios diduxit litera ramos.'—Pers. P. W.]
393 (return)
[ 'House or Hall:'
Westminster Hall and the House of Commons.—W.]
394 (return)
[ 'Master-piece of man:'
viz., an epigram. The famous Dr South declared a perfect epigram to be as
difficult a performance as an epic poem. And the critics say, 'An epic
poem is the greatest work human nature is capable of.'—P. W.]
395 (return)
[ 'Gentle James:' Wilson
tells us that this king, James I., took upon himself to teach the Latin
tongue to Carr, Earl of Somerset; and that Gondomar, the Spanish
ambassador, would speak false Latin to him, on purpose to give him the
pleasure of correcting it, whereby he wrought himself into his good
graces.—P. W. See Fortunes of Nigel.]
396 (return)
[ 'Locke:' in the year
1703 there was a meeting of the heads of the University of Oxford to
censure Mr Locke's Essay on Human Understanding, and to forbid the reading
it. See his Letters in the last edit.—P. W.]
397 (return)
[ 'Crousaz:' see Life.]
398 (return)
[ 'The streams:' the
River Cam, running by the walls of these colleges, which are particularly
famous for their skill in disputation.—P. W.]
399 (return)
[ 'Sleeps in port:' viz.,
'now retired into harbour, after the tempests that had long agitated his
society.' So Scriblerus. But the learned Scipio Maffei understands it of a
certain wine called port, from Oporto a city of Portugal, of which this
professor invited him to drink abundantly. Scip. Maff., De
Compotationibus Academicis.—P. W.]
400 (return)
[ 'Letter:' alluding to
those grammarians, such as Palamedes and Simonides, who invented single
letters. But Aristarchus, who had found out a double one, was therefore
worthy of double honour.—Scribl. W.]
401 (return)
[ 'Digamma:' alludes to
the boasted restoration of the Aeolic digamma, in his long-projected
edition of Homer. He calls it something more than letter, from the
enormous figure it would make among the other letters, being one gamma set
upon the shoulders of another.—P. W.]
402 (return)
[ 'Cicero:' grammatical
disputes about the manner of pronouncing Cicero's name in Greek.—W.]
403 (return)
[ 'Freind—Alsop:'
Dr Robert Freind, master of Westminster school, and canon of Christ-church—Dr
Anthony Alsop, a happy imitator of the Horatian style.—P. W.]
404 (return)
[ 'Manilius or Solinus:'
some critics having had it in their choice to comment either on Virgil or
Manilius, Pliny or Solinus, have chosen the worse author, the more freely
to display their critical capacity.—P. W.]
405 (return)
[ 'Suidas, Gellius,
Stobaeus:' the first a dictionary-writer, a collector of impertinent facts
and barbarous words; the second a minute critic; the third an author, who
gave his common-place book to the public, where we happen to find much
mince-meat of old books.—P. W.]
406 (return)
[ 'Divinity:' a word much
affected by the learned Aristarchus in common conversation, to signify
genius or natural acumen. But this passage has a further view: [Greek:
Nous] was the Platonic term for mind, or the first cause, and that system
of divinity is here hinted at which terminates in blind nature without a
[Greek: Nous].—P. W.]
407 (return)
[ 'Petrify a genius:'
those who have no genius, employed in works of imagination; those who
have, in abstract sciences.—P. W.]
408 (return)
[ 'And hew the block
off:' a notion of Aristotle, that there was originally in every block of
marble a statue, which would appear on the removal of the superfluous
parts.—P. W.]
409 (return)
[ 'Ajax' spectre:' see
Homer Odyss. xi., where the ghost of Ajax turns sullenly from Ulysses the
traveller, who had succeeded against him in the dispute for the arms of
Achilles.—Scribl. W.]
410 (return)
[ 'The first came
forwards:' this forwardness or pertness is the certain consequence, when
the children of Dulness are spoiled by too great fondness of their parent.—W.]
411 (return)
[ 'As if he saw St
James's:' reflecting on the disrespectful and indecent behaviour of
several forward young persons in the presence, so offensive to all serious
men, and to none more than the good Scriblerus.—P. W.]
412 (return)
[ 'Lily-silver'd vales:'
Tube roses.—P.]
413 (return)
[ 'Lion of the deeps:'
the winged Lion, the arms of Venice.—P. W.]
414 (return)
[ 'Greatly-daring dined:'
it being, indeed, no small risk to eat through those extraordinary
compositions, whose disguised ingredients are generally unknown to the
guests, and highly inflammatory and unwholesome.—P. W.]
415 (return)
[ 'Jansen, Fleetwood,
Cibber:' three very eminent persons, all managers of plays; who, though
not governors by profession, had, each in his way, concerned themselves in
the education of youth, and regulated their wits, their morals, or their
finances, at that period of their age which is the most important—their
entrance into the polite world.—P. W.]
416 (return)
[ 'Paridel:' the poet
seems to speak of this young gentleman with great affection. The name is
taken from Spenser, who gives it to a wandering courtly squire, that
travelled about for the same reason for which many young squires are now
fond of travelling, and especially to Paris.—P. W.]
417 (return)
[ 'Annius:' the name
taken from Annius the Monk of Viterbo, famous for many impositions and
forgeries of ancient manuscripts and inscriptions, which he was prompted
to by mere vanity, but our Annius had a more substantial motive. Annius,
Sir Andrew Fontaine.—P. W.]
418 (return)
[ 'Still to cheat:' some
read skill, but that is frivolous, for Annius hath that skill already; or
if he had not, skill were not wanting to cheat such persons.—Bentl.
P. W.]
419 (return)
[ 'Hunt the Athenian
fowl:' the owl stamped on the reverse on the ancient money of Athens.—P.
W.]
420 (return)
[ 'Attys and Cecrops:'
the first king of Athens, of whom it is hard to suppose any coins are
extant; but not so improbable as what follows, that there should be any of
Mahomet, who forbad all images, and the story of whose pigeon was a
monkish fable. Nevertheless, one of these Annius's made a counterfeit
medal of that impostor, now in the collection of a learned nobleman.—P.
W.]
421 (return)
[ 'Mummius:' this name is
not merely an allusion to the mummies he was so fond of, but probably
referred to the Roman General of that name, who burned Corinth, and
committed the curious statues to the captain of a ship, assuring him,
'that if any were lost or broken, he should procure others to be made in
their stead,' by which it should seem (whatever may be pretended) that
Mummius was no virtuoso.-P. W.]
422 (return)
[ 'Cheops:' a king of
Egypt, whose body was certainly to be known, as being buried alone in his
pyramid, and is therefore more genuine than any of the Cleopatras. This
royal mummy, being stolen by a wild Arab, was purchased by the consul of
Alexandria, and transmitted to the Museum of Mummius; for proof of which
he brings a passage in Sandys's Travels, where that accurate and learned
voyager assures us that he saw the sepulchre empty, which agrees exactly
(saith he) with the time of the theft above mentioned. But he omits to
observe that Herodotus tells the same thing of it in his time.—P.
W.]
423 (return)
[ 'Speak'st thou of
Syrian princes:' the strange story following, which may be taken for a
fiction of the poet, is justified by a true relation in Spon's Voyages.
Vaillant (who wrote the History of the Syrian Kings as it is to be found
on medals) coming from the Levant, where he had been collecting various
coins, and being pursued by a corsair of Sallee, swallowed down twenty
gold medals. A sudden bourasque freed him from the rover, and he got to
land with them in his belly. On his road to Avignon, he met two
physicians, of whom he demanded assistance. One advised purgations, the
other vomits. In this uncertainty he took neither, but pursued his way to
Lyons, where he found his ancient friend, the famous physician and
antiquary Dufour, to whom he related his adventure. Dufour first asked him
whether the medals were of the higher empire? He assured him they were.
Dufour was ravished with the hope of possessing such a treasure—he
bargained with him on the spot for the most curious of them, and was to
recover them at his own expense.—P. W.]
424 (return)
[ 'Witness, great Ammon:'
Jupiter Ammon is called to witness, as the father of Alexander, to whom
those kings succeeded in the division of the Macedonian Empire, and whose
horns they wore on their medals.—P. W.]
425 (return)
[ 'Douglas:' a physician
of great learning and no less taste; above all, curious in what related to
Horace, of whom he collected every edition, translation, and comment, to
the number of several hundred volumes.—P. W.]
426 (return)
[ 'And named it
Caroline:' it is a compliment which the florists usually pay to princes
and great persons, to give their names to the most curious flowers of
their raising. Some have been very jealous of vindicating this honour, but
none more than that ambitions gardener, at Hammersmith, who caused his
favourite to be painted on his sign, with this inscription—'This is
my Queen Caroline.'—P. W.]
427 (return)
[ 'Moss:' of which the
naturalists count I can't tell how many hundred species.—P. W.]
428 (return)
[ 'Wilkins' wings:' one
of the first projectors of the Royal Society, who, among many enlarged and
useful notions, entertained the extravagant hope of a possibility to fly
to the moon; which has put some volatile geniuses upon making wings for
that purpose.—P. W.]
429 (return)
[ 'Moral evidence:'
alluding to a ridiculous and absurd way of some mathematicians in
calculating the gradual decay of moral evidence by mathematical
proportions; according to which calculation, in about fifty years it will
be no longer probable that Julius Caesar was in Gaul, or died in the
senate-house.—P. W.]
430 (return)
[ 'The high priori road:'
those who, from the effects in this visible world, deduce the eternal
power and Godhead of the First Cause, though they cannot attain to an
adequate idea of the Deity, yet discover so much of him as enables them to
see the end of their creation, and the means of their happiness; whereas
they who take this high priori road (such as Hobbes, Spinoza, Descartes,
and some better reasoners) for one that goes right, ten lose themselves in
mists, or ramble after visions, which deprive them of all right of their
end, and mislead them in the choice of the means.—P. W.]
431 (return)
[ 'Make Nature still:'
this relates to such as, being ashamed to assert a mere mechanic cause,
and yet unwilling to forsake it entirely, have had recourse to a certain
plastic nature, elastic fluid, subtile matter, &c.—P. W.]
433 (return)
[ 'Bright image:' bright
image was the title given by the later Platonists to that vision of nature
which they had formed out of their own fancy, so bright that they called
it [Greek: Autopton Agalma], or the self-seen image, i. e., seen by its
own light. This ignis fatuus has in these our times appeared again
in the north; and the writings of Hutcheson, Geddes, and their followers,
are full of its wonders. For in this lux borealis, this self-seen
image, these second-sighted philosophers see everything else.—Scribl.
W. Let it be either the Chance god of Epicurus, or the Fate of this
goddess.—W.]
434 (return)
[ 'Theocles:' thus this
philosopher calls upon his friend, to partake with him in these visions: