ON DRAWINGS OF THE STATUES OF APOLLO, VENUS, AND HERCULES, MADE FOR POPE
BY SIR GODFREY KNELLER.
What god, what genius did the pencil move,
When Kneller painted these?
'Twas friendship, warm as Phoebus, kind as Love,
And strong as Hercules.
ON BENTLEY'S 'MILTON.'
Did Milton's prose, O Charles! thy death defend?
A furious foe unconscious proves a friend.
On Milton's verse did Bentley comment? Know,
A weak officious friend becomes a foe.
While he but sought his author's fame to further,
The murderous critic has avenged thy murther.
LINES WRITTEN IN WINDSOR FOREST.
All hail, once pleasing, once inspiring shade,
Scene of my youthful loves, and happier hours!
Where the kind Muses met me as I stray'd,
And gently press'd my hand, and said, 'Be ours!—
Take all thou e'er shalt have, a constant Muse:
At Court thou mayst be liked, but nothing gain;
Stocks thou mayst buy and sell, but always lose;
And love the brightest eyes, but love in vain.'
TO ERINNA.
Though sprightly Sappho force our love and praise,
A softer wonder my pleased soul surveys,
The mild Erinna, blushing in her bays.
So, while the sun's broad beam yet strikes the sight,
All mild appears the moon's more sober light;
Serene, in virgin majesty she shines,
And, unobserved, the glaring sun declines.
A DIALOGUE.
POPE.
Since my old friend is grown so great,
As to be Minister of State,
I'm told, but 'tis not true, I hope,
That Craggs will be ashamed of Pope.
CRAGGS.
Alas! if I am such a creature,
To grow the worse for growing greater;
Why, faith, in spite of all my brags,
'Tis Pope must be ashamed of Craggs.
ODE TO QUINBUS FLESTRIN, THE MAN MOUNTAIN,87 BY TITTY
TIT, POET-LAUREATE TO HIS MAJESTY OF LILLIPUT. TRANSLATED INTO ENGLISH.
In amaze
Lost I gaze!
Can our eyes
Reach thy size!
May my lays
Swell with praise,
Worthy thee!
Worthy me!
Muse, inspire
All thy fire! 10
Bards of old
Of him told.
When they said
Atlas' head
Propp'd the skies:
See! and believe your eyes!
See him stride
Valleys wide,
Over woods,
Over floods! 20
When he treads,
Mountains' heads
Groan and shake:
Armies quake:
Lest his spurn
Overturn
Man and steed,
Troops, take heed!
Left and right,
Speed your flight! 30
Lest an host
Beneath his foot be lost!
Turn'd aside
From his hide
Safe from wound,
Darts rebound.
From his nose
Clouds he blows:
When he speaks,
Thunder breaks! 40
When he eats,
Famine threats!
When he drinks,
Neptune shrinks!
Nigh thy ear
In mid air,
On thy hand
Let me stand;
So shall I,
Lofty poet! touch the sky. 50
THE LAMENTATION OF GLUMDALCLITCH FOR THE LOSS OF GRILDRIG. A PASTORAL.
Soon as Glumdalclitch miss'd her pleasing care,
She wept, she blubber'd, and she tore her hair:
No British miss sincerer grief has known,
Her squirrel missing, or her sparrow flown.
She furl'd her sampler, and haul'd in her thread,
And stuck her needle into Grildrig's bed;
Then spread her hands, and with a bounce let fall
Her baby, like the giant in Guildhall.
In peals of thunder now she roars, and now
She gently whimpers like a lowing cow: 10
Yet lovely in her sorrow still appears:
Her locks dishevell'd, and her flood of tears,
Seem like the lofty barn of some rich swain,
When from the thatch drips fast a shower of rain.
In vain she search'd each cranny of the house,
Each gaping chink impervious to a mouse.
'Was it for this (she cried) with daily care
Within thy reach I set the vinegar,
And fill'd the cruet with the acid tide,
While pepper-water worms thy bait supplied; 20
Where twined the silver eel around thy hook,
And all the little monsters of the brook?
Sure in that lake he dropp'd; my Grilly's drown'd.'
She dragg'd the cruet, but no Grildrig found.
'Vain is thy courage, Grilly, vain thy boast!
But little creatures enterprise the most.
Trembling, I've seen thee dare the kitten's paw,
Nay, mix with children as they play'd at taw,
Nor fear the marbles as they bounding flew;
Marbles to them, but rolling rocks to you! 30
'Why did I trust thee with that giddy youth?
Who from a page can ever learn the truth?
Versed in Court tricks, that money-loving boy
To some lord's daughter sold the living toy;
Or rent him limb from limb in cruel play,
As children tear the wings of flies away.
From place to place o'er Brobdignag I'll roam,
And never will return, or bring thee home.
But who hath eyes to trace the passing wind?
How then thy fairy footsteps can I find? 40
Dost thou bewilder'd wander all alone
In the green thicket of a mossy stone;
Or, tumbled from the toadstool's slippery round,
Perhaps all maim'd, lie grovelling on the ground?
Dost thou, embosom'd in the lovely rose,
Or, sunk within the peach's down, repose?
Within the kingcup if thy limbs are spread,
Or in the golden cowslip's velvet head,
Oh show me, Flora, 'midst those sweets, the flower
Where sleeps my Grildrig in the fragrant bower! 50
'But ah! I fear thy little fancy roves
On little females, and on little loves;
Thy pigmy children, and thy tiny spouse,
The baby playthings that adorn thy house,
Doors, windows, chimneys, and the spacious rooms,
Equal in size to cells of honeycombs:
Hast thou for these now ventured from the shore,
Thy bark a bean-shell, and a straw thy oar?
Or in thy box, now bounding on the main,
Shall I ne'er bear thyself and house again? 60
And shall I set thee on my hand no more,
To see thee leap the lines, and traverse o'er
My spacious palm? Of stature scarce a span,
Mimic the actions of a real man?
No more behold thee turn my watch's key,
As seamen at a capstan anchors weigh?
How wert thou wont to walk with cautious tread,
A dish of tea, like milkpail, on thy head!
How chase the mite that bore thy cheese away,
And keep the rolling maggot at a bay!' 70
She spoke; but broken accents stopp'd her voice,
Soft as the speaking-trumpet's mellow noise:
She sobb'd a storm, and wiped her flowing eyes,
Which seem'd like two broad suns in misty skies.
Oh, squander not thy grief; those tears command
To weep upon our cod in Newfoundland:
The plenteous pickle shall preserve the fish,
And Europe taste thy sorrows in a dish.
TO MR LEMUEL GULLIVER, THE GRATEFUL ADDRESS OF THE UNHAPPY HOUYHNHNMS, NOW
IN SLAVERY AND BONDAGE IN ENGLAND.
To thee, we wretches of the Houyhnhnm band,
Condemn'd to labour in a barbarous land,
Return our thanks. Accept our humble lays,
And let each grateful Houyhnhnm neigh thy praise.
O happy Yahoo! purged from human crimes,
By thy sweet sojourn in those virtuous climes,
Where reign our sires; there, to thy country's shame,
Reason, you found, and virtue were the same.
Their precepts razed the prejudice of youth,
And even a Yahoo learn'd the love of truth. 10
Art thou the first who did the coast explore?
Did never Yahoo tread that ground before?
Yes, thousands! But in pity to their kind,
Or sway'd by envy, or through pride of mind,
They hid their knowledge of a nobler race,
Which own'd, would all their sires and sons disgrace.
You, like the Samian, visit lands unknown,
And by their wiser morals mend your own.
Thus Orpheus travell'd to reform his kind,
Came back, and tamed the brutes he left behind. 20
You went, you saw, you heard; with virtue fought,
Then spread those morals which the Houyhnhnms taught.
Our labours here must touch thy generous heart,
To see us strain before the coach and cart;
Compell'd to run each knavish jockey's heat!
Subservient to Newmarket's annual cheat!
With what reluctance do we lawyers bear,
To fleece their country clients twice a year!
Or managed in your schools, for fops to ride,
How foam, how fret beneath a load of pride! 30
Yes, we are slaves—but yet, by reason's force,
Have learn'd to bear misfortune, like a horse.
Oh would the stars, to ease my bonds, ordain,
That gentle Gulliver might guide my rein!
Safe would I bear him to his journey's end,
For 'tis a pleasure to support a friend.
But if my life be doom'd to serve the bad,
Oh! mayst thou never want an easy pad!
HOUYHNHNM.
MARY GULLIVER TO CAPTAIN LEMUEL GULLIVER. AN EPISTLE.
The captain, some time after his return, being retired to Mr Sympson's in
the country, Mrs Gulliver, apprehending from his late behaviour some
estrangement of his affections, writes him the following expostulatory,
soothing, and tenderly complaining epistle:—
Welcome, thrice welcome, to thy native place!—
What, touch me not? what, shun a wife's embrace?
Have I for this thy tedious absence borne,
And waked, and wish'd whole nights for thy return?
In five long years I took no second spouse;
What Redriff wife so long hath kept her vows?
Your eyes, your nose, inconstancy betray;
Your nose you stop, your eyes you turn away.
'Tis said, that thou shouldst 'cleave unto thy wife;'
Once thou didst cleave, and I could cleave for life. 10
Hear, and relent! hark how thy children moan!
Be kind at least to these; they are thy own:
Behold, and count them all; secure to find
The honest number that you left behind.
See how they pat thee with their pretty paws:
Why start you? are they snakes? or have they claws?
Thy Christian seed, our mutual flesh and bone:
Be kind at least to these; they are thy own.
Biddel,
88 like thee, might farthest India rove;
He changed his country, but retain'd his love. 20
There's Captain Pannel,
89 absent half his life,
Comes back, and is the kinder to his wife;
Yet Pannel's wife is brown compared to me,
And Mrs Biddel sure is fifty-three.
Not touch me! never neighbour call'd me slut:
Was Flimnap's dame more sweet in Lilliput?
I've no red hair to breathe an odious fume;
At least thy consort's cleaner than thy groom.
Why then that dirty stable-boy thy care?
What mean those visits to the sorrel mare? 30
Say, by what witchcraft, or what demon led,
Preferr'st thou litter to the marriage-bed?
Some say the devil himself is in that mare:
If so, our Dean shall drive him forth by prayer.
Some think you mad, some think you are possess'd,
That Bedlam and clean straw will suit you best.
Vain means, alas, this frenzy to appease!
That straw, that straw, would heighten the disease.
My bed (the scene of all our former joys,
Witness two lovely girls, two lovely boys), 40
Alone I press: in dreams I call my dear,
I stretch my hand; no Gulliver is there!
I wake, I rise, and, shivering with the frost,
Search all the house; my Gulliver is lost!
Forth in the street I rush with frantic cries;
The windows open, all the neighbours rise:
'Where sleeps my Gulliver? Oh tell me where!'
The neighbours answer, 'With the sorrel mare!'
At early morn I to the market haste 50
(Studious in everything to please thy taste);
A curious fowl and 'sparagus I chose
(For I remember'd you were fond of those);
Three shillings cost the first, the last seven groats;
Sullen you turn from both, and call for oats.
Others bring goods and treasure to their houses,
Something to deck their pretty babes and spouses:
My only token was a cup-like horn,
That's made of nothing but a lady's corn.
'Tis not for that I grieve; oh, 'tis to see
The groom and sorrel mare preferr'd to me! 60
These, for some moments when you deign to quit,
And at due distance sweet discourse admit,
'Tis all my pleasure thy past toil to know;
For pleased remembrance builds delight on woe.
At every danger pants thy consort's breast,
And gaping infants squall to hear the rest.
How did I tremble, when, by thousands bound,
I saw thee stretch'd on Lilliputian ground!
When scaling armies climb'd up every part,
Each step they trod I felt upon my heart. 70
But when thy torrent quench'd the dreadful blaze,
King, queen, and nation staring with amaze,
Full in my view how all my husband came,
And what extinguished theirs increased my flame.
Those spectacles, ordain'd thine eyes to save,
Were once my present; love that armour gave.
How did I mourn at Bolgolam's decree!
For when he sign'd thy death, he sentenced me.
When folks might see thee all the country round
For sixpence, I'd have given a thousand pound. 80
Lord! when the giant babe that head of thine
Got in his mouth, my heart was up in mine!
When in the marrow-bone I see thee ramm'd,
Or on the house-top by the monkey cramm'd,
The piteous images renew my pain,
And all thy dangers I weep o'er again.
But on the maiden's nipple when you rid,
Pray Heaven, 'twas all a wanton maiden did!
Glumdalclitch, too! with thee I mourn her case:
Heaven guard the gentle girl from all disgrace! 90
Oh may the king that one neglect forgive,
And pardon her the fault by which I live!
Was there no other way to set him free?
My life, alas! I fear, proved death to thee.
Oh teach me, dear, new words to speak my flame!
Teach me to woo thee by thy best loved name!
Whether the style of Grildrig please thee most,
So call'd on Brobdignag's stupendous coast,
When on the monarch's ample hand you sate,
And halloo'd in his ear intrigues of state; 100
Or Quinbus Flestrin more endearment brings,
When like a mountain you look'd down on kings:
If ducal Nardac, Lilliputian peer,
Or Glumglum's humbler title soothe thy ear:
Nay, would kind Jove my organs so dispose,
To hymn harmonious Houyhnhnm through the nose,
I'd call thee Houyhnhnm, that high-sounding name;
Thy children's noses all should twang the same;
So might I find my loving spouse of course
Endued with all the virtues of a horse. 110
1740. A FRAGMENT OF A POEM.
O Wretched B——,
90 jealous now of all,
What god, what mortal shall prevent thy fall?
Turn, turn thy eyes from wicked men in place,
And see what succour from the patriot race.
C——,
91 his own proud dupe, thinks monarchs things
Made just for him, as other fools for kings;
Controls, decides, insults thee every hour,
And antedates the hatred due to power.
Through clouds of passion P——'s
92 views are clear;
He foams a patriot to subside a peer; 10
Impatient sees his country bought and sold,
And damns the market where he takes no gold.
Grave, righteous S——
93 jogs on till, past belief,
He finds himself companion with a thief.
To purge and let thee blood with fire and sword,
Is all the help stern S——
94 would afford.
That those who bind and rob thee would not kill,
Good C——
95 hopes, and candidly sits still.
Of Ch—-s W——
96 who speaks at all,
No more than of Sir Har—y or Sir P——.
97 20
Whose names once up, they thought it was not wrong
To lie in bed, but sure they lay too long.
G—-r, C—-m, B—-t,
98 pay thee due regards,
Unless the ladies bid them mind their cards.
with wit that must
And C—-d
99 who speaks so well and writes,
Whom (saving W.) every S.
harper bites,
must needs,
Whose wit and ... equally provoke one,
Finds thee, at best, the butt to crack his joke on.
As for the rest, each winter up they run,
And all are clear, and something must be done. 30
Then urged by C—-t,
100 or by C—-t stopp'd,
Inflamed by P——,
101 and by P—— dropp'd;
They follow reverently each wondrous wight,
Amazed that one can read, that one can write:
So geese to gander prone obedience keep,
Hiss, if he hiss, and if he slumber, sleep.
Till having done whate'er was fit or fine,
Utter'd a speech, and ask'd their friends to dine;
Each hurries back to his paternal ground,
Content but for five shillings in the pound, 40
Yearly defeated, yearly hopes they give,
And all agree Sir Robert cannot live.
Rise, rise, great W——,
102 fated to appear,
Spite of thyself a glorious minister!
Speak the loud language princes ...
And treat with half the ...
At length to B—— kind as to thy ...
Espouse the nation, you ...
What can thy H—-
103 ...
Dress in Dutch ... 50
Though still he travels on no bad pretence,
To shew ...
Or those foul copies of thy face and tongue,
Veracious W——
104 and frontless Young;
105 Sagacious Bub,
106 so late a friend, and there
So late a foe, yet more sagacious H——?
107 Hervey and Hervey's school, F——, H—-y,
108 H—-n
109 Yea, moral Ebor,
110 or religious Winton.
How! what can O—-w,
111 what can D——,
The wisdom of the one and other chair, 60
N——
112 laugh, or D—-s
113 sager,
Or thy dread truncheon M——'s
114 mighty peer?
What help from J——'s
115 opiates canst thou draw,
Or H—-k's
116 quibbles voted into law?
C——,
117 that Roman in his nose alone,
Who hears all causes, B——,
118 but thy own,
Or those proud fools whom nature, rank, and fate
Made fit companions for the sword of state.
Can the light packhorse, or the heavy steer,
The sowzing prelate, or the sweating peer, 70
Drag out, with all its dirt and all its weight,
The lumbering carriage of thy broken state?
Alas! the people curse, the carman swears,
The drivers quarrel, and the master stares.
The plague is on thee, Britain, and who tries
To save thee, in the infectious office
dies.
The first firm P—-y soon resign'd his breath,
Brave S—-w
119 loved thee, and was lied to death.
Good M-m-t's
120 fate tore P—-th
121 from thy side,
And thy last sigh was heard when W—-m
122 died. 80
Thy nobles sl—-s,
123 thy se—-s
124 bought with gold
Thy clergy perjured, thy whole people sold.
An atheist [symbol] a [symbol]'s ad ...
125 Blotch thee all o'er, and sink ...
Alas! on one alone our all relies,
Let him be honest, and he must be wise,
Let him no trifler from his school,
Nor like his ... still a ...
Be but a man! unminister'd, alone,
And free at once the senate and the throne; 90
Esteem the public love his best supply,
A [symbol]'s
126 true glory his integrity:
Rich
with his ...
in his ... strong,
Affect no conquest, but endure no wrong.
Whatever his religion
127 or his blood,
His public virtue makes his title good.
Europe's just balance and our own may stand,
And one man's honesty redeem the land.
THE FOURTH EPISTLE OF THE FIRST BOOK OF HORACE.128
Say, St John, who alone peruse
With candid eye the mimic Muse,
What schemes of politics, or laws,
In Gallic lands the patriot draws!
Is then a greater work in hand,
Than all the tomes of Haines's band?
'Or shoots he folly as it flies?
Or catches manners as they rise?'
Or urged by unquench'd native heat,
Does St John Greenwich sports repeat? 10
Where (emulous of Chartres' fame)
E'en Chartres' self is scarce a name.
To you (the all-envied gift of heaven)
The indulgent gods, unask'd, have given
A form complete in every part,
And, to enjoy that gift, the art.
What could a tender mother's care
Wish better, to her favourite heir,
Than wit, and fame, and lucky hours,
A stock of health, and golden showers, 20
And graceful fluency of speech,
Precepts before unknown to teach?
Amidst thy various ebbs of fear,
And gleaming hope, and black despair,
Yet let thy friend this truth impart,
A truth I tell with bleeding heart,
(In justice for your labours past)
That every day shall be your last;
That every hour you life renew
Is to your injured country due. 30
In spite of fears, of mercy spite,
My genius still must rail, and write.
Haste to thy Twickenham's safe retreat,
And mingle with the grumbling great;
There, half-devoured by spleen, you'll find
The rhyming bubbler of mankind;
There (objects of our mutual hate)
We'll ridicule both church and state.
EPIGRAM ON ONE WHO MADE LONG EPITAPHS.129
Friend, for your epitaphs I'm grieved,
Where still so much is said;
One half will never be believed,
The other never read.
ON AN OLD GATE. ERECTED IN CHISWICK GARDENS.
O gate, how cam'st thou here?
Gate. I was brought from Chelsea last year,
Batter'd with wind and weather.
Inigo Jones put me together;
Sir Hans Sloane
Let me alone:
Burlington brought me hither.
A FRAGMENT.
What are the falling rills, the pendant shades,
The morning bowers, the evening colonnades,
But soft recesses for th' uneasy mind
To sigh unheard in, to the passing wind!
So the struck deer, in some sequester'd part,
Lies down to die (the arrow in his heart);
There hid in shades, and wasting day by day,
Inly he bleeds, and pants his soul away.
TO MR GAY, WHO HAD CONGRATULATED POPE ON FINISHING HIS HOUSE AND GARDENS.
'Ah, friend! 'tis true—this truth you lovers know—
In vain my structures rise, my gardens grow,
In vain fair Thames reflects the double scenes
Of hanging mountains, and of sloping greens:
Joy lives not here, to happier seats it flies,
And only dwells where Wortley casts her eyes.
'What are the gay parterre, the chequer'd shade,
The morning bower, the evening colonnade,
But soft recesses of uneasy minds,
To sigh unheard in, to the passing winds?
So the struck deer in some sequester'd part
Lies down to die, the arrow at his heart,
He, stretch'd unseen in coverts hid from day,
Bleeds drop by drop, and pants his life away.'
ARGUS.
When wise Ulysses, from his native coast
Long kept by wars, and long by tempests toss'd,
Arrived at last, poor, old, disguised, alone,
To all his friends, and even his queen unknown:
Changed as he was with age, and toils, and cares,
Furrow'd his reverend face, and white his hairs,
In his own palace forced to ask his bread,
Scorn'd by those slaves his former bounty fed,
Forgot of all his own domestic crew;
The faithful dog alone his rightful master knew:
Unfed, unhoused, neglected, on the clay,
Like an old servant now cashier'd, he lay;
Touch'd with resentment of ungrateful man,
And longing to behold his ancient lord again.
Him when he saw he rose, and crawl'd to meet,
('Twas all he could) and fawn'd and kiss'd his feet,
Seized with dumb joy: then falling by his side,
Own'd his returning lord, look'd up, and died!
PRAYER OF BRUTUS. FROM GEOFFREY OF MONMOUTH.
Goddess of woods, tremendous in the chase,
To mountain wolves and all the savage race,
Wide o'er th' aerial vault extend thy sway,
And o'er th' infernal regions void of day.
On thy third reign look down; disclose our fate,
In what new station shall we fix our seat?
When shall we next thy hallow'd altars raise,
And choirs of virgins celebrate thy praise?
LINES ON A GROTTO, AT CRUX-EASTON, HANTS.
Here shunning idleness at once and praise,
This radiant pile nine rural sisters
130 raise;
The glittering emblem of each spotless dame,
Clear as her soul, and shining as her frame;
Beauty which nature only can impart,
And such a polish as disgraces art;
But Fate disposed them in this humble sort,
And hid in deserts what would charm a court.
THE UNIVERSAL PRAYER, DEO OPT. MAX.
1 Father of all! in every age,
In every clime adored,
By saint, by savage, and by sage,
Jehovah, Jove, or Lord!
2 Thou great First Cause, least understood:
Who all my sense confined
To know but this, that Thou art good,
And that myself am blind;
3 Yet gave me, in this dark estate,
To see the good from ill;
And, binding nature fast in fate,
Left free the human will.
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4 What conscience dictates to be done,
Or warns me not to do,
This, teach me more than hell to shun,
That, more than heaven pursue.
5 What blessings thy free bounty gives,
Let me not cast away;
For God is paid when man receives;
T' enjoy is to obey.
6 Yet not to earth's contracted span
Thy goodness let me bound,
Or think Thee Lord alone of man,
When thousand worlds are round:
7 Let not this weak, unknowing hand
Presume Thy bolts to throw,
And deal damnation round the land,
On each I judge Thy foe.
8 If I am right, Thy grace impart,
Still in the right to stay;
If I am wrong, oh teach my heart
To find that better way!
9 Save me alike from foolish pride,
Or impious discontent,
At ought Thy wisdom has denied.
Or ought Thy goodness lent.
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10 Teach me to feel another's woe,
To hide the fault I see;
That mercy I to others show,
That mercy show to me.
11 Mean though I am, not wholly so,
Since quicken'd by Thy breath;
Oh, lead me, wheresoe'er I go,
Through this day's life or death!
12 This day, be bread and peace my lot:
All else beneath the sun,
Thou know'st if best bestow'd or not,
And let Thy will be done.
13 To Thee, whose temple is all space,
Whose altar, earth, sea, skies!
One chorus let all being raise!
All Nature's incense rise!
THE DUNCIAD. IN FOUR BOOKS.
A LETTER TO THE PUBLISHER, OCCASIONED BY THE FIRST CORRECT EDITION OF THE
DUNCIAD.
It is with pleasure I hear that you have procured a correct copy of 'The
Dunciad,' which the many surreptitious ones have rendered so necessary;
and it is yet with more, that I am informed it will be attended with a
commentary; a work so requisite, that I cannot think the author himself
would have omitted it, had he approved of the first appearance of this
poem.
Such notes as have occurred to me I herewith send you: you will oblige me
by inserting them amongst those which are, or will be, transmitted to you
by others; since not only the author's friends but even strangers appear
engaged by humanity, to take some care of an orphan of so much genius and
spirit, which its parent seems to have abandoned from the very beginning,
and suffered to step into the world naked, unguarded, and unattended.
It was upon reading some of the abusive papers lately published, that my
great regard to a person, whose friendship I esteem as one of the chief
honours of my life, and a much greater respect to truth, than to him or
any man living, engaged me in inquiries, of which the enclosed notes are
the fruit.
I perceived that most of these authors had been (doubtless very wisely)
the first aggressors. They had tried till they were weary, what was to be
got by railing at each other; nobody was either concerned or surprised, if
this or that scribbler was proved a dunce. But every one was curious to
read what could be said to prove Mr Pope one, and was ready to pay
something for such a discovery; a stratagem which, would they fairly own
it, might not only reconcile them to me, but screen them from the
resentment of their lawful superiors, whom they daily abuse, only (as I
charitably hope) to get that by them, which they cannot get from
them.
I found this was not all. Ill success in that had transported them to
personal abuse, either of himself, or (what I think he could less forgive)
of his friends. They had called men of virtue and honour bad men, long
before he had either leisure or inclination to call them bad writers; and
some had been such old offenders, that he had quite forgotten their
persons as well as their slanders, till they were pleased to revive them.
Now what had Mr Pope done before to incense them? He had published those
works which are in the hands of everybody, in which not the least mention
is made of any of them. And what has he done since? He has laughed, and
written 'The Dunciad.' What has that said of them? A very serious truth,
which the public had said before, that they were dull; and what it had no
sooner said, but they themselves were at great pains to procure, or even
purchase, room in the prints to testify under their hands to the truth of
it.
I should still have been silent, if either I had seen any inclination in
my friend to be serious with such accusers, or if they had only meddled
with his writings; since whoever publishes, puts himself on his trial by
his country. But when his moral character was attacked, and in a manner
from which neither truth nor virtue can secure the most innocent; in a
manner which, though it annihilates the credit of the accusation with the
just and impartial, yet aggravates very much the guilt of the accusers; I
mean by authors without names; then I thought, since the danger was common
to all, the concern ought to be so; and that it was an act of justice to
detect the authors, not only on this account, but as many of them are the
same who, for several years past, have made free with the greatest names
in Church and State, exposed to the world the private misfortunes of
families, abused all, even to women, and whose prostituted papers (for one
or other party, in the unhappy divisions of their country) have insulted
the fallen, the friendless, the exiled, and the dead.
Besides this, which I take to be a public concern, I have already
confessed I had a private one. I am one of that number who have long loved
and esteemed Mr Pope; and had often declared it was not his capacity or
writings (which we ever thought the least valuable part of his character),
but the honest, open, and beneficent man, that we most esteemed, and loved
in him. Now if what these people say were believed, I must appear to all
my friends either a fool, or a knave; either imposed on myself, or
imposing on them; so that I am as much interested in the confutation of
these calumnies as he is himself.
I am no author, and consequently not to be suspected either of jealousy or
resentment against any of the men, of whom scarce one is known to me by
sight; and as for their writings, I have sought them (on this one
occasion) in vain, in the closets and libraries of all my acquaintance. I
had still been in the dark if a gentleman had not procured me (I suppose
from some of themselves, for they are generally much more dangerous
friends than enemies) the passages I send you. I solemnly protest I have
added nothing to the malice or absurdity of them; which it behoves me to
declare, since the vouchers themselves will be so soon and so
irrecoverably lost. You may in some measure prevent it, by preserving at
least their titles, and discovering (as far as you can depend on the truth
of your information) the names of the concealed authors.
The first objection I have heard made to the poem is, that the persons are
too obscure for satire. The persons themselves, rather than allow the
objection, would forgive the satire; and if one could be tempted to afford
it a serious answer, were not all assassinates, popular insurrections, the
insolence of the rabble without doors, and of domestics within, most
wrongfully chastised, if the meanness of offenders indemnified them from
punishment? On the contrary, obscurity renders them more dangerous, as
less thought of: law can pronounce judgment only on open facts; morality
alone can pass censure on intentions of mischief; so that for secret
calumny, or the arrow flying in the dark, there is no public punishment
left, but what a good writer inflicts.
The next objection is, that these sort of authors are poor. That might be
pleaded as an excuse at the Old Bailey for lesser crimes than defamation
(for 'tis the case of almost all who are tried there), but sure it can be
none: for who will pretend that the robbing another of his reputation
supplies the want of it in himself? I question not but such authors are
poor, and heartily wish the objection were removed by any honest
livelihood. But poverty is here the accident, not the subject: he who
describes malice and villany to be pale and meagre, expresses not the
least anger against paleness or leanness, but against malice and villany.
The apothecary in Romeo and Juliet is poor; but is he therefore justified
in vending poison? Not but poverty itself becomes a just subject of
satire, when it is the consequence of vice, prodigality, or neglect of
one's lawful calling; for then it increases the public burden, fills the
streets and highways with robbers, and the garrets with clippers, coiners,
and weekly journalists.
But admitting that two or three of these offend less in their morals than
in their writings, must poverty make nonsense sacred? If so, the fame of
bad authors would be much better consulted than that of all the good ones
in the world; and not one of a hundred had ever been called by his right
name.
They mistake the whole matter: it is not charity to encourage them in the
way they follow, but to get them out of it; for men are not bunglers
because they are poor, but they are poor because they are bunglers.
Is it not pleasant enough to hear our authors crying out on the one hand,
as if their persons and characters were too sacred for satire; and the
public objecting on the other, that they are too mean even for ridicule?
But whether bread or fame be their end, it must be allowed, our author, by
and in this poem, has mercifully given them a little of both.
There are two or three who, by their rank and fortune, have no benefit
from the former objections, supposing them good; and these I was sorry to
see in such company. But if, without any provocation, two or three
gentlemen will fall upon one, in an affair wherein his interest and
reputation are equally embarked, they cannot, certainly, after they have
been content to print themselves his enemies, complain of being put into
the number of them.
Others, I am told, pretend to have been once his friends. Surely they are
their enemies who say so, since nothing can be more odious than to treat a
friend as they have done. But of this I cannot persuade myself, when I
consider the constant and eternal aversion of all bad writers to a good
one.
Such as claim a merit from being his admirers, I would gladly ask, if it
lays him under a personal obligation? At that rate, he would be the most
obliged humble servant in the world. I dare swear for these in particular,
he never desired them to be his admirers, nor promised in return to be
theirs: that had truly been a sign he was of their acquaintance; but would
not the malicious world have suspected such an approbation of some motive
worse than ignorance in the author of the Essay on Criticism? Be it as it
will, the reasons of their admiration and of his contempt are equally
subsisting, for his works and theirs are the very same that they were.
One, therefore, of their assertions I believe may be true—'That he
has a contempt for their writings.' And there is another, which would
probably be sooner allowed by himself than by any good judge beside—
'That his own have found too much success with the public.' But as it
cannot consist with his modesty to claim this as justice, it lies not on
him, but entirely on the public, to defend its own judgment.
There remains what in my opinion might seem a better plea for these people
than any they have made use of. If obscurity or poverty were to exempt a
man from satire, much more should folly or dulness, which are still more
involuntary; nay, as much so as personal deformity. But even this will not
help them: deformity becomes an object of ridicule when a man sets up for
being handsome; and so must dulness when he sets up for a wit. They are
not ridiculed because ridicule in itself is, or ought to be, a pleasure,
but because it is just to undeceive and vindicate the honest and
unpretending part of mankind from imposition, because particular interest
ought to yield to general, and a great number who are not naturally fools
ought never to be made so, in complaisance to a few who are. Accordingly
we find that in all ages, all vain pretenders, were they ever so poor or
ever so dull, have been constantly the topics of the most candid
satirists, from the Codrus of Juvenal to the Damon of Boileau.
Having mentioned Boileau, the greatest poet and most judicious critic of
his age and country, admirable for his talents, and yet perhaps more
admirable for his judgment in the proper application of them, I cannot
help remarking the resemblance betwixt him and our author, in qualities,
fame, and fortune, in the distinctions shown them by their superiors, in
the general esteem of their equals, and in their extended reputation
amongst foreigners; in the latter of which ours has met with the better
fate, as he has had for his translators persons of the most eminent rank
and abilities in their respective nations. But the resemblance holds in
nothing more than in their being equally abused by the ignorant pretenders
to poetry of their times, of which not the least memory will remain but in
their own writings, and in the notes made upon them. What Boileau has done
in almost all his poems, our author has only in this: I dare answer for
him he will do it in no more; and on this principle, of attacking few but
who had slandered him, he could not have done it at all, had he been
confined from censuring obscure and worthless persons, for scarce any
other were his enemies. However, as the parity is so remarkable, I hope it
will continue to the last; and if ever he shall give us an edition of this
poem himself, I may see some of them treated as gently, on their
repentance or better merit, as Perrault and Quinault were at last by
Boileau.
In one point I must be allowed to think the character of our English poet
the more amiable. He has not been a follower of fortune or success; he has
lived with the great without flattery—been a friend to men in power,
without pensions, from whom, as he asked, so he received no favour but
what was done him in his friends. As his satires were the more just for
being delayed, so were his panegyrics; bestowed only on such persons as he
had familiarly known, only for such virtues as he had long observed in
them, and only at such times as others cease to praise, if not begin to
calumniate them—I mean, when out of power or out of fashion. A
satire, therefore, on writers so notorious for the contrary practice,
became no man so well as himself; as none, it is plain, was so little in
their friendships, or so much in that of those whom they had most abused—namely,
the greatest and best of all parties. Let me add a further reason, that,
though engaged in their friendships, he never espoused their animosities;
and can almost singly challenge this honour, not to have written a line of
any man, which, through guilt, through shame, or through fear, through
variety of fortune, or change of interests, he was ever unwilling to own.
I shall conclude with remarking, what a pleasure it must be to every
reader of humanity to see all along, that our author in his very laughter
is not indulging his own ill-nature, but only punishing that of others. As
to his poem, those alone are capable of doing it justice, who, to use the
words of a great writer, know how hard it is (with regard both to his
subject and his manner) vetustis dare novitatem, obsoletis nitorem,
obscuris lucem, fastiditis gratiam.—I am
Your most humble servant,
WILLIAM CLELAND.133 ST JAMES'S, Dec. 22,
1728.