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Tar-Heel Tales in Vernacular Verse

Chapter 3: HORACE GREELEY.
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This collection presents comic vernacular verse that renders rural southern speech into humorous tall tales and character sketches, narrated in a rustic persona. Poems recount mischievous schoolroom incidents, fishing-town schemes, local superstitions, and domestic scenes, blending satire of religious and social pretensions with affectionate depiction of everyday hardships. The verse alternates narrative ballads, light satire, and lyrical asides, often relying on phonetic dialect, vivid anecdotes, and occasional illustrations to create a lively, folksy tone.

HORACE GREELEY.

By Jep Joslynn.

Hush! a nation’s pulse stands still! Through it is flashed a thrill Of genuine grief! Grief for the Great and Good— Grief for the one who stood In strong relief, And half a century braved Opinion for the enslaved, To find his name engraved On Life’s clear leaf!
A rustic child of ours, Who in Green Mountain bowers Was born to earth, Attained a giant life ’Mid scenes of bitter strife That prov’d his worth! And, dying, leaves behind him, In hearts that have enshrined him Affection’s links that bind him To every hearth!
Let the solemn church bell toll For the passing of a soul To peaceful rest: Let tender tears be shed For the illust’rous dead Who’s hand we’ve prest! For hearts to-day are riven— A Light went out at even To glow anew in Heaven Among the Blest!
—New York Evening Telegram.

To
FREDERIC HUDSON,

THE TALENTED JOURNALIST AND COURTEOUS GENTLEMAN, WHOSE
FRATERNAL INTEREST IN YOUNG WRITERS, AND WHOSE
CONSIDERATE AND PATIENT TREATMENT OF ALL WITH
WHOM HE HAS HAD BUSINESS RELATIONS, HAVE
ENDEARED HIM TO THEM, THIS VOLUME IS
DEDICATED, BY HIS LATE SUBORDINATE AND SINCERE ADMIRER,

The Author.


CONTENTS.

    PAGE.
The Curse of Pedergogue Scott  9
Bob Munn of Cape Cod 16
My Rerligion 24
Little Boots 32
The Buzzin’ Bees of Berks 39
That Little Black Pet of Our’n 49
Old Tom Gin 57
The Sign of Joe Ball 66

ILLUSTRATIONS.

Planting the Thistles 13
Bob Munn’s Transfiguration     21
Deacon Sparling’s Devotion 26
The Tar Heel’s Return 35
A Mule’s Baptism 46
Jonah’s Landlord 50