Honoria's
Fan, and repeated,
Sedley has that prevailing gentle Art,
That can with a resistless Charm impart
The loosest Wishes to the chastest Heart:
Raise such a Conflict, kindle such a Fire,
Between declining Virtue and Desire,
Till the poor vanquish'd Maid dissolves away
In Dreams all Night, in Sighs and Tears all Day.1
When
Crastin
had uttered these Verses with a Tenderness which at once
spoke Passion and Respect,
Honoria
cast a triumphant Glance at
Flavia
, as exulting in the Elegance of
Crastin's
Courtship, and upbraiding her with the Homeliness of
Tulip's
.
Tulip
understood the Reproach, and in Return began to applaud the
Wisdom of old amorous Gentlemen, who turned their Mistress's Imagination
as far as possible from what they had long themselves forgot, and ended
his Discourse with a sly Commendation of the Doctrine of
Platonick
Love; at the same time he ran over, with a laughing
Eye,
Crastin's
thin Legs, meagre Looks, and spare Body. The old
Gentleman immediately left the Room with some Disorder, and the
Conversation fell upon untimely Passion, After-Love, and unseasonable
Youth.
Tulip
sung, danced, moved before the Glass, led his
Mistress half a Minuet, hummed
Celia the Fair, in the bloom of Fifteen;
when there came a Servant with a Letter to him, which was as follows.
Sir,
'
I understand very well what you meant by your Mention of
Platonick Love. I shall be glad to meet you immediately in
Hide-Park, or behind
Montague-House, or attend you to
Barn-Elms
2, or any other fashionable Place that's fit for a
Gentleman to die in, that you shall appoint for,
Sir, Your most Humble Servant,
Richard Crastin.
Tulip's
Colour changed at the reading of this Epistle; for which
Reason his Mistress snatched it to read the Contents. While she was
doing so
Tulip
went away, and the Ladies now agreeing in a Common
Calamity, bewailed together the Danger of their Lovers. They immediately
undressed to go out, and took Hackneys to prevent Mischief: but, after
alarming all Parts of the Town,
Crastin
was found by his Widow in
his Pumps at
Hide-Park
, which Appointment
Tulip
never
kept, but made his Escape into the Country.
Flavia
tears her Hair
for his inglorious Safety, curses and despises her Charmer, is fallen in
Love with
Crastin
: Which is the first Part of the History of the
Rival Mother
.
R.
Rochester's
Imitations of Horace
, Sat. I. 10.
A famous duelling place under elm trees, in a meadow half
surrounded by the Thames.
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Friday, June 15, 1711 |
Addison |
... Convivæ prope dissentire videntur,
Poscentes vario multum diversa palato;
Quid dem? Quid non dem?
Hor.
translation
over the late Packets of Letters which have been sent to me, I
found the following one
.
Mr. Spectator,
'Your Paper is a Part of my Tea-Equipage; and my Servant knows my
Humour so well, that calling for my Breakfast this Morning (it being
past my usual Hour) she answer'd, the Spectator was not yet come in;
but that the Tea-Kettle boiled, and she expected it every Moment.
Having thus in part signified to you the Esteem and Veneration which I
have for you, I must put you in mind of the Catalogue of Books which
you have promised to recommend to our Sex; for I have deferred
furnishing my Closet with Authors, 'till I receive your Advice in this
Particular, being your daily Disciple and humble Servant,
Leonora.
In Answer to my fair Disciple, whom I am very proud of, I must acquaint
her and the rest of my Readers, that since I have called out for Help in
my Catalogue of a Lady's Library, I have received many Letters upon that
Head, some of which I shall give an Account of.
In the first Class I shall take notice of those which come to me from
eminent Booksellers, who every one of them mention with Respect the
Authors they have printed, and consequently have an Eye to their own
Advantage more than to that of the Ladies. One tells me, that he thinks
it absolutely necessary for Women to have true Notions of Right and
Equity, and that therefore they cannot peruse a better Book than
Dalton's Country Justice
: Another thinks they cannot be without
The Compleat Jockey
. A third observing the Curiosity and Desire
of prying into Secrets, which he tells me is natural to the fair Sex, is
of Opinion this female Inclination, if well directed, might turn very
much to their Advantage, and therefore recommends to me
Mr
. Mede
upon the Revelations
. A fourth lays it down as an unquestioned
Truth, that a Lady cannot be thoroughly accomplished who has not read
The Secret Treaties and Negotiations of Marshal
D'Estrades. Mr.
Jacob Tonson Jun.
is of Opinion, that
Bayle's Dictionary
might be of very great use to the Ladies, in order to make them general
Scholars. Another whose Name I have forgotten, thinks it highly proper
that every Woman with Child should read
Mr.
Wall's
History of
Infant Baptism
: As another is very importunate with me to recommend
to all my female Readers
The finishing Stroke: Being a Vindication of
the Patriarchal Scheme
, &c.
In the second Class I shall mention Books which are recommended by
Husbands, if I may believe the Writers of them. Whether or no they are
real Husbands or personated ones I cannot tell, but the Books they
recommend are as follow.
A Paraphrase on the History of
Susanna.
Rules to keep
Lent.
The Christian's Overthrow prevented. A
Dissuasive from the Play-house. The Virtues of Camphire, with Directions
to make Camphire Tea. The Pleasures of a Country Life. The Government of
the Tongue
. A Letter dated from
Cheapside
desires me that I
would advise all young Wives to make themselves Mistresses of
Wingate's Arithmetick
, and concludes with a Postscript, that he
hopes I will not forget
The Countess of
Kent's
Receipts
.
I may reckon the Ladies themselves as a third Class among these my
Correspondents and Privy-Counsellors. In a Letter from one of them, I am
advised to place
Pharamond
at the Head of my Catalogue, and, if I
think proper, to give the second place to
Cassandra
.
Coquetilla
begs me not to think of nailing Women upon their Knees
with Manuals of Devotion, nor of scorching their Faces with Books of
Housewifry.
Florella
desires to know if there are any Books
written against Prudes, and intreats me, if there are, to give them a
Place in my Library.
of all Sorts have their several Advocates:
All for Love
is mentioned in above fifteen Letters;
Sophonisba
, or
Hannibal's Overthrow
, in a Dozen;
The
Innocent Adultery
is likewise highly approved of;
Mithridates
King of Pontus
has many Friends;
Alexander the Great
and
Aurengzebe
have the same Number of Voices; but
Theodosius
,
or
The Force of Love
. carries it from all the rest
.
I should, in the last Place, mention such Books as have been proposed by
Men of Learning, and those who appear competent Judges of this Matter;
and must here take Occasion to thank
A. B
. whoever it is that
conceals himself under those two Letters, for his Advice upon this
Subject: But as I find the Work I have undertaken to be very difficult,
I shall defer the executing of it till I am further acquainted with the
Thoughts of my judicious Contemporaries, and have time to examine the
several Books they offer to me; being resolved, in an Affair of this
Moment, to proceed with the greatest Caution.
In the mean while, as I have taken the Ladies under my particular Care,
I shall make it my Business to find out in the best Authors ancient and
modern such Passages as may be for their use, and endeavour to
accommodate them as well as I can to their Taste; not questioning but
the valuable Part of the Sex will easily pardon me, if from Time to Time
I laugh at those little Vanities and Follies which appear in the
Behaviour of some of them, and which are more proper for Ridicule than a
serious Censure. Most Books being calculated for Male Readers, and
generally written with an Eye to Men of Learning, makes a Work of this
Nature the more necessary; besides, I am the more encouraged, because I
flatter myself that I see the Sex daily improving by these my
Speculations. My fair Readers are already deeper Scholars than the
Beaus. I could name some of them who could talk much better than several
Gentlemen that make a Figure at
Will's
; and as I frequently
receive Letters from the
fine Ladies
and
pretty Fellows
, I
cannot but observe that the former are superior to the others not only
in the Sense but in the Spelling. This cannot but have a good Effect
upon the Female World, and keep them from being charmed by those empty
Coxcombs that have hitherto been admired among the Women, tho' laugh'd
at among the Men.
I am credibly informed that
Tom Tattle
passes for an impertinent
Fellow, that
Will Trippet
begins to be smoaked, and that
Frank
Smoothly
himself is within a Month of a Coxcomb, in case I think fit
to continue this Paper. For my part, as it is my Business in some
measure to detect such as would lead astray weak Minds by their false
Pretences to Wit and Judgment, Humour and Gallantry, I shall not fail to
lend the best Lights I am able to the fair Sex for the Continuation of
these their Discoveries.
By Mrs. Perry, whose sister, Miss Shepheard, has letters in
two later numbers,
and
. These ladies were descended from Sir
Fleetwood Shepheard.
Michael Dalton's
Country Justice
was first published in
1618. Joseph Mede's
Clavis Apocalyptica
, published in 1627, and
translated by Richard More in 1643, was as popular in the Pulpit as
The
Country Justice
on the Bench. The negotiations of Count d'Estrades were
from 1637 to 1662. The translation of
Bayle's Dictionary
had been
published by Tonson in 1610. Dr. William Wall's
History of Infant
Baptism
, published in 1705, was in its third edition.
Aurungzebe
was
by Dryden.
Mithridates
and
Theodosius
were by Lee.
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Saturday, June 16, 1711 |
Addison |
... Spatio brevi
Spem longam reseces: dum loquimur, fugerit Invida
Ætas: carpe Diem, quam minimum credula postero.
Hor.
translation
all of us complain of the Shortness of Time, saith
Seneca
and yet have much more than we know what to do with. Our Lives, says he,
are spent either in doing nothing at all, or in doing nothing to the
Purpose, or in doing nothing that we ought to do: We are always
complaining our Days are few, and acting as though there would be no End
of them. That noble Philosopher has described our Inconsistency with our
selves in this Particular, by all those various Turns of Expression and
Thought which are peculiar to his Writings.
I often consider Mankind as wholly inconsistent with itself in a Point
that bears some Affinity to the former. Though we seem grieved at the
Shortness of Life in general, we are wishing every Period of it at an
end. The Minor longs to be at Age, then to be a Man of Business, then to
make up an Estate, then to arrive at Honours, then to retire. Thus
although the whole of Life is allowed by every one to be short, the
several Divisions of it appear long and tedious. We are for lengthening
our Span in general, but would fain contract the Parts of which it is
composed. The Usurer would be very well satisfied to have all the Time
annihilated that lies between the present Moment and next Quarter-day.
The Politician would be contented to lose three Years in his Life, could
he place things in the Posture which he fancies they will stand in after
such a Revolution of Time. The Lover would be glad to strike out of his
Existence all the Moments that are to pass away before the happy
Meeting. Thus, as fast as our Time runs, we should be very glad in most
Parts of our Lives that it ran much faster than it does. Several Hours
of the Day hang upon our Hands, nay we wish away whole Years: and travel
through Time as through a Country filled with many wild and empty
Wastes, which we would fain hurry over, that we may arrive at those
several little Settlements or imaginary Points of Rest which are
dispersed up and down in it.
If we divide the Life of most Men into twenty Parts, we shall find that
at least nineteen of them are meer Gaps and Chasms, which are neither
filled with Pleasure nor Business. I do not however include in this
Calculation the Life of those Men who are in a perpetual Hurry of
Affairs, but of those only who are not always engaged in Scenes of
Action; and I hope I shall not do an unacceptable Piece of Service to
these Persons, if I point out to them certain Methods for the filling up
their empty Spaces of Life. The Methods I shall propose to them are as
follow.
The first is the Exercise of Virtue, in the most general Acceptation of
the Word. That particular Scheme which comprehends the Social Virtues,
may give Employment to the most industrious Temper, and find a Man in
Business more than the most active Station of Life. To advise the
Ignorant, relieve the Needy, comfort the Afflicted, are Duties that fall
in our way almost every Day of our Lives. A Man has frequent
Opportunities of mitigating the Fierceness of a Party; of doing Justice
to the Character of a deserving Man; of softning the Envious, quieting
the Angry, and rectifying the Prejudiced; which are all of them
Employments suited to a reasonable Nature, and bring great Satisfaction
to the Person who can busy himself in them with Discretion.
There is another kind of Virtue that may find Employment for those
Retired Hours in which we are altogether left to our selves, and
destitute of Company and Conversation; I mean that Intercourse and
Communication which every reasonable Creature ought to maintain with the
great Author of his Being. The Man who lives under an habitual Sense of
the Divine Presence keeps up a perpetual Chearfulness of Temper, and
enjoys every Moment the Satisfaction of thinking himself in Company with
his dearest and best of Friends. The Time never lies heavy upon him: It
is impossible for him to be alone. His Thoughts and Passions are the
most busied at such Hours when those of other Men are the most unactive:
He no sooner steps out of the World but his Heart burns with Devotion,
swells with Hope, and triumphs in the Consciousness of that Presence
which every where surrounds him; or, on the contrary, pours out its
Fears, its Sorrows, its Apprehensions, to the great Supporter of its
Existence.
I have here only considered the Necessity of a Man's being Virtuous,
that he may have something to do; but if we consider further, that the
Exercise of Virtue is not only an Amusement for the time it lasts, but
that its Influence extends to those Parts of our Existence which lie
beyond the Grave, and that our whole Eternity is to take its Colour from
those Hours which we here employ in Virtue or in Vice, the Argument
redoubles upon us, for putting in Practice this Method of passing away
our Time.
When a Man has but a little Stock to improve, and has opportunities of
turning it all to good Account, what shall we think of him if he suffers
nineteen Parts of it to lie dead, and perhaps employs even the twentieth
to his Ruin or Disadvantage? But because the Mind cannot be always in
its Fervours, nor strained up to a Pitch of Virtue, it is necessary to
find out proper Employments for it in its Relaxations.
The next Method therefore that I would propose to fill up our Time,
should be useful and innocent Diversions. I must confess I think it is
below reasonable Creatures to be altogether conversant in such
Diversions as are meerly innocent, and have nothing else to recommend
them, but that there is no Hurt in them. Whether any kind of Gaming has
even thus much to say for it self, I shall not determine; but I think it
is very wonderful to see Persons of the best Sense passing away a dozen
Hours together in shuffling and dividing a Pack of Cards, with no other
Conversation but what is made up of a few Game Phrases, and no other
Ideas but those of black or red Spots ranged together in different
Figures. Would not a man laugh to hear any one of this Species
complaining that Life is short.
The
Stage
might be made a perpetual Source of the most noble and
useful Entertainments, were it under proper Regulations.
But the Mind never unbends itself so agreeably as in the Conversation of
a well chosen Friend. There is indeed no Blessing of Life that is any
way comparable to the Enjoyment of a discreet and virtuous Friend. It
eases and unloads the Mind, clears and improves the Understanding,
engenders Thoughts and Knowledge, animates Virtue and good Resolution,
sooths and allays the Passions, and finds Employment for most of the
vacant Hours of Life.
Next to such an Intimacy with a particular Person, one would endeavour
after a more general Conversation with such as are able to entertain and
improve those with whom they converse, which are Qualifications that
seldom go asunder.
There are many other useful Amusements of Life, which one would
endeavour to multiply, that one might on all Occasions have Recourse to
something rather than suffer the mind to lie idle, or run adrift with
any Passion that chances to rise in it.
A Man that has a Taste of Musick, Painting, or Architecture, is like one
that has another Sense when compared with such as have no Relish of
those Arts. The Florist, the Planter, the Gardiner, the Husbandman, when
they are only as Accomplishments to the Man of Fortune, are great
Reliefs to a Country Life, and many ways useful to those who are
possessed of them.
But of all the Diversions of Life, there is none so proper to fill up
its empty Spaces as the reading of useful and entertaining Authors. But
this I shall only touch upon, because it in some Measure interferes with
the third Method, which I shall propose in another Paper, for the
Employment of our dead unactive Hours, and which I shall only mention in
general to be the Pursuit of Knowledge.
Epist. 49
, and in his
De Brevitate Vita
.
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Monday, June 18, 1711 |
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... Hoc est
Vivere bis, vita posse priore frui.
Mart.
translation
The last Method which I proposed in my
Saturday's Paper
, for
filling up those empty Spaces of Life which are so tedious and
burdensome to idle People, is the employing ourselves in the Pursuit of
Knowledge.
remember
Mr. Boyle
speaking of a certain
Mineral, tells us, That a Man may consume his whole Life in the Study of
it, without arriving at the Knowledge of all its Qualities. The Truth of
it is, there is not a single Science, or any Branch of it, that might
not furnish a Man with Business for Life, though it were much longer
than it is.
I shall not here engage on those beaten Subjects of the Usefulness of
Knowledge, nor of the Pleasure and Perfection it gives the Mind, nor on
the Methods of attaining it, nor recommend any particular Branch of it,
all which have been the Topicks of many other Writers; but shall indulge
my self in a Speculation that is more uncommon, and may therefore
perhaps be more entertaining.
I have before shewn how the unemployed Parts of Life appear long and
tedious, and shall here endeavour to shew how those Parts of Life which
are exercised in Study, Reading, and the Pursuits of Knowledge, are long
but not tedious, and by that means discover a Method of lengthening our
Lives, and at the same time of turning all the Parts of them to our
Advantage.
.
Lock
observes
,
'That we get the Idea of Time, or Duration, by
reflecting on that Train of Ideas which succeed one another in our
Minds: That for this Reason, when we sleep soundly without dreaming, we
have no Perception of Time, or the Length of it whilst we sleep; and
that the Moment wherein we leave off to think, till the Moment we begin
to think again, seems to have no distance.'
To which the Author adds,
'And so I doubt not but it would be to a waking Man, if it were possible
for him to keep only one Idea in his Mind, without Variation, and the
Succession of others: And we see, that one who fixes his Thoughts very
intently on one thing, so as to take but little notice of the Succession
of Ideas that pass in his Mind whilst he is taken up with that earnest
Contemplation, lets slip out of his Account a good Part of that
Duration, and thinks that Time shorter than it is.'
We might carry this Thought further, and consider a Man as, on one Side,
shortening his Time by thinking on nothing, or but a few things; so, on
the other, as lengthening it, by employing his Thoughts on many
Subjects, or by entertaining a quick and constant Succession of Ideas.
Monsieur
Mallebranche
, in his
Enquiry after Truth
,
(which was published several Years before Mr.
Lock's Essay on Human
Understanding
) tells us, That it is possible some Creatures may think
Half an Hour as long as we do a thousand Years; or look upon that Space
of Duration which we call a Minute, as an Hour, a Week, a Month, or an
whole Age.
This Notion of Monsieur
Mallebranche
is capable of some little
Explanation from what I have quoted out of Mr.
Lock
; for if our Notion
of Time is produced by our reflecting on the Succession of Ideas in our
Mind, and this Succession may be infinitely accelerated or retarded, it
will follow, that different Beings may have different Notions of the
same Parts of Duration, according as their Ideas, which we suppose are
equally distinct in each of them, follow one another in a greater or
less Degree of Rapidity.