We are affected with these respective Manners of Behaviour, as we
secretly believe the Part of the Dying Person imitable by our selves, or
such as we imagine our selves more particularly capable of.
Men of exalted Minds march before us like Princes, and are, to the
Ordinary Race of Mankind, rather Subjects for their Admiration than
Example. However, there are no Ideas strike more forcibly upon our
Imaginations; than those which are raised from Reflections upon the
Exits of great and excellent Men. Innocent Men who have suffered as
Criminals, tho' they were Benefactors to Human Society, seem to be
Persons of the highest Distinction, among the vastly greater Number of
Human Race, the Dead. When the Iniquity of the Times brought
Socrates
to his Execution, how great and wonderful is it to
behold him, unsupported by any thing but the Testimony of his own
Conscience and Conjectures of Hereafter, receive the Poison with an Air
of Mirth and good Humour, and as if going on an agreeable Journey
bespeak some Deity to make it fortunate.
When
Phocion's
good Actions had met with the like Reward from his
Country, and he was led to Death with many others of his Friends, they
bewailing their Fate, he walking composedly towards the Place of
Execution, how gracefully does he support his Illustrious Character to
the very last Instant. One of the Rabble spitting at him as he passed,
with his usual Authority he called to know if no one was ready to teach
this Fellow how to behave himself. When a Poor-spirited Creature that
died at the same time for his Crimes bemoaned himself unmanfully, he
rebuked him with this Question, Is it no Consolation to such a Man as
thou art to die with
Phocion?
At the Instant when he was to die,
they asked him what commands he had for his Son, he answered, To forget
this Injury of the
Athenians. Niocles
, his Friend, under the same
Sentence, desired he might drink the Potion before him:
Phocion
said, because he never had denied him any thing he would not even this,
the most difficult Request he had ever made.
Instances
were very noble and great, and the Reflections of
those Sublime Spirits had made Death to them what it is really intended
to be by the Author of Nature, a Relief from a various Being ever
subject to Sorrows and Difficulties.
Epaminondas
, the
Theban
General, having received in Fight
a mortal Stab with a Sword, which was left in his Body, lay in that
Posture 'till he had Intelligence that his Troops
had
obtained the
Victory, and then permitted it to be drawn
out
, at which Instant he
expressed himself in this manner,
This is not the end of my Life, my
Fellow-Soldiers; it is now your Epaminondas is born, who dies in
so much Glory.
It were an endless Labour to collect the Accounts with which all Ages
have filled the World of Noble and Heroick Minds that have resigned this
Being, as if the Termination of Life were but an ordinary Occurrence of
it.
This common-place way of Thinking I fell into from an awkward Endeavour
to throw off a real and fresh Affliction, by turning over Books in a
melancholy Mood; but it is not easy to remove Griefs which touch the
Heart, by applying Remedies which only entertain the Imagination. As
therefore this Paper is to consist of any thing which concerns Human
Life, I cannot help letting the present Subject regard what has been the
last Object of my Eyes, tho' an Entertainment of Sorrow.
I went this Evening to visit a Friend, with a design to rally him, upon
a Story I had heard of his intending to steal a Marriage without the
Privity of us his intimate Friends and Acquaintance.
came into his
Apartment with that Intimacy which I have done for very many Years, and
walked directly into his Bed-chamber, where I found my Friend in the
Agonies of Death
. What could I do? The innocent Mirth in my Thoughts
struck upon me like the most flagitious Wickedness: I in vain called
upon him; he was senseless, and too far spent to have the least
Knowledge of my Sorrow, or any Pain in himself. Give me leave then to
transcribe my Soliloquy, as I stood by his Mother, dumb with the weight
of Grief for a Son who was her Honour and her Comfort, and never till
that Hour since his Birth had been an Occasion of a Moment's Sorrow to
her.
'How surprising is this Change! from the Possession of vigorous Life
and Strength, to be reduced in a few Hours to this fatal Extremity!
Those Lips which look so pale and livid, within these few Days gave
Delight to all who heard their Utterance: It was the Business, the
Purpose of his Being, next to Obeying him to whom he is going, to
please and instruct, and that for no other end but to please and
instruct. Kindness was the Motive of his Actions, and with all the
Capacity requisite for making a Figure in a contentious World,
Moderation, Good-Nature, Affability, Temperance and Chastity, were the
Arts of his Excellent Life. There as he lies in helpless Agony, no
Wise Man who knew him so well as I, but would resign all the World can
bestow to be so near the end of such a Life. Why does my Heart so
little obey my Reason as to lament thee, thou excellent Man. ...
Heaven receive him, or restore him ... Thy beloved Mother, thy obliged
Friends, thy helpless Servants, stand around thee without Distinction.
How much wouldst thou, hadst thou thy Senses, say to each of us.
But now that good Heart bursts, and he is at rest — with that Breath
expired a Soul who never indulged a Passion unfit for the Place he is
gone to: Where are now thy Plans of Justice, of Truth, of Honour? Of
what use the Volumes thou hast collated, the Arguments thou hast
invented, the Examples thou hast followed. Poor were the Expectations
of the Studious, the Modest and the Good, if the Reward of their
Labours were only to be expected from Man. No, my Friend, thy intended
Pleadings, thy intended good Offices to thy Friends, thy intended
Services to thy Country, are already performed (as to thy Concern in
them) in his Sight before whom the Past, Present, and Future appear at
one View. While others with thy Talents were tormented with Ambition,
with Vain-glory, with Envy, with Emulation, how well didst thou turn
thy Mind to its own Improvement in things out of the Power of Fortune,
in Probity, in Integrity, in the Practice and Study of Justice; how
silent thy Passage, how private thy Journey, how glorious thy End!
Many have I known more Famous, some more Knowing, not one so
Innocent.'
R.
From Plutarch's
Life of Phocion.
This friend was Stephen, son of Edmund Clay, haberdasher.
Stephen Clay was of the Inner Temple, and called to the bar in 1700.
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Friday, August 3, 1711 |
Steele |
During my Absence in the Country, several Packets have been left for me,
which were not forwarded to me, because I was expected every Day in
Town. The Author of the following Letter, dated from
Tower-Hill
,
having sometimes been entertained with some Learned Gentlemen in Plush
Doublets, who have vended their Wares from a Stage in that Place, has
pleasantly enough addressed Me, as no less a Sage in Morality, than
those are in Physick. To comply with his kind Inclination to make my
Cures famous, I shall give you his Testimonial of my great Abilities at
large in his own Words.
Sir,
'Your saying t'other Day there is something wonderful in the
Narrowness of those Minds which can be pleased, and be barren of
Bounty to those who please them, makes me in pain that I am not a Man
of Power: If I were, you should soon see how much I approve your
Speculations. In the mean time, I beg leave to supply that Inability
with the empty Tribute of an honest Mind, by telling you plainly I
love and thank you for your daily Refreshments. I constantly peruse
your Paper as I smoke my Morning's Pipe, (tho' I can't forbear reading
the Motto before I fill and light) and really it gives a grateful
Relish to every Whif; each Paragraph is freight either with useful or
delightful Notions, and I never fail of being highly diverted or
improved. The Variety of your Subjects surprizes me as much as a Box
of Pictures did formerly, in which there was only one Face, that by
pulling some Pieces of Isinglass over it, was changed into a grave
Senator or a Merry Andrew, a patch'd Lady or a Nun, a Beau or a
Black-a-moor, a Prude or a Coquet, a Country 'Squire or a Conjurer,
with many other different Representations very entertaining (as you
are) tho' still the same at the Bottom. This was a childish Amusement
when I was carried away with outward Appearance, but you make a deeper
Impression, and affect the secret Springs of the Mind; you charm the
Fancy, sooth the Passions, and insensibly lead the Reader to that
Sweetness of Temper that you so well describe; you rouse Generosity
with that Spirit, and inculcate Humanity with that Ease, that he must
be miserably Stupid that is not affected by you. I can't say indeed
that you have put Impertinence to Silence, or Vanity out of
Countenance; but methinks you have bid as fair for it, as any Man that
ever appeared upon a publick Stage; and offer an infallible Cure of
Vice and Folly, for the Price of One Penny. And since it is usual for
those who receive Benefit by such famous Operators, to publish an
Advertisement, that others may reap the same Advantage, I think my
self obliged to declare to all the World, that having for a long time
been splenatick, ill natured, froward, suspicious, and unsociable, by
the Application of your Medicines, taken only with half an Ounce of
right Virginia Tobacco, for six successive Mornings, I am become
open, obliging, officious, frank, and hospitable.
I am, Your Humble Servant, and great Admirer,
George Trusty.
Tower-hill,
July 5, 1711.
This careful Father and humble Petitioner hereafter mentioned, who are
under Difficulties about the just Management of Fans, will soon receive
proper Advertisements relating to the Professors in that behalf, with
their Places of Abode and Methods of Teaching.
July the 5th, 1711.
Sir,
'In your Spectator of June the 7th you Transcribe a Letter sent
to you from a new sort of Muster-master, who teaches Ladies the whole
Exercise of the Fan; I have a Daughter just come to Town, who tho' she
has always held a Fan in her Hand at proper Times, yet she knows no
more how to use it according to true Discipline, than an awkward
School-boy does to make use of his new Sword: I have sent for her on
purpose to learn the Exercise, she being already very well
accomplished in all other Arts which are necessary for a young Lady to
understand; my Request is, that you will speak to your Correspondent
on my behalf, and in your next Paper let me know what he expects,
either by the Month, or the Quarter, for teaching; and where he keeps
his Place of Rendezvous. I have a Son too, whom I would fain have
taught to gallant Fans, and should be glad to know what the Gentleman
will have for teaching them both, I finding Fans for Practice at my
own Expence. This Information will in the highest manner oblige,
Sir, Your most humble Servant,
William Wiseacre.
As soon as my Son is perfect in this Art (which I hope will be in a
Year's time, for the Boy is pretty apt,) I design he shall learn to
ride the great Horse, (altho' he is not yet above twenty Years old) if
his Mother, whose Darling he is, will venture him.
To the Spectator.
The humble Petition of Benjamin Easie, Gent.
Sheweth,
'That it was your Petitioner's Misfortune to walk to Hackney
Church last Sunday, where to his great Amazement he met with a Soldier
of your own training: she furls a Fan, recovers a Fan, and goes
through the whole Exercise of it to Admiration. This well-managed
Officer of yours has, to my Knowledge, been the Ruin of above five
young Gentlemen besides my self, and still goes on laying waste
wheresoever she comes, whereby the whole Village is in great danger.
Our humble Request is therefore that this bold Amazon be ordered
immediately to lay down her Arms, or that you would issue forth an
Order, that we who have been thus injured may meet at the Place of
General Rendezvous, and there be taught to manage our Snuff-Boxes in
such manner as we may be an equal Match for her:
And your Petitioner shall ever Pray, &c.
R.
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Saturday, August 4, 1711 |
Addison |
Est brevitate opus, ut currat Sententia ...
Hor.
translation
I have somewhere read of an eminent Person, who used in his private
Offices of Devotion to give Thanks to Heaven that he was born a
Frenchman:
For my own part, I look upon it as a peculiar Blessing
that I was Born an
Englishman
.
many other Reasons, I think
my self very happy in my Country, as the
Language
of it is
wonderfully adapted to a Man
who
is sparing of his Words, and an
Enemy to Loquacity.
As I have frequently reflected on my good Fortune in this Particular, I
shall communicate to the Publick my Speculations upon the,
English
Tongue, not doubting but they will be acceptable to all
my curious Readers.
The
English
delight in Silence more than any other
European
Nation, if the Remarks which are made on us by
Foreigners are true. Our Discourse is not kept up in Conversation, but
falls into more Pauses and Intervals than in our Neighbouring Countries;
as it is observed, that the Matter of our Writings is thrown much closer
together, and lies in a narrower Compass than is usual in the Works of
Foreign Authors: For, to favour our Natural Taciturnity, when we are
obliged to utter our Thoughts, we do it in the shortest way we are able,
and give as quick a Birth to our Conception as possible.
This Humour shows itself in several Remarks that we may make upon the
English
Language. As first of all by its abounding in
Monosyllables, which gives us an Opportunity of delivering our Thoughts
in few Sounds. This indeed takes off from the Elegance of our Tongue,
but at the same time expresses our Ideas in the readiest manner, and
consequently answers the first Design of Speech better than the
Multitude of Syllables, which make the Words of other Languages more
Tunable and Sonorous.
Sounds of our
English
Words are
commonly like those of String Musick, short and transient,
which
rise and perish upon a single Touch; those of other Languages are like
the Notes of Wind Instruments, sweet and swelling, and lengthen'd out
into variety of Modulation.
In the next place we may observe, that where the Words are not
Monosyllables, we often make them so, as much as lies in our Power, by
our Rapidity of Pronounciation; as it generally happens in most of our
long Words which are derived from the
Latin
, where we contract
the length of the Syllables that give them a grave and solemn Air in
their own Language, to make them more proper for Dispatch, and more
conformable to the Genius of our Tongue. This we may find in a multitude
of Words, as
Liberty, Conspiracy, Theatre, Orator
, &c.
The same natural Aversion to Loquacity has of late Years made a very
considerable Alteration in our Language, by closing in one Syllable the
Termination of our Præterperfect Tense, as in the Words,
drown'd,
walk' d, arriv'd
, for
drowned, walked, arrived
, which has
very much disfigured the Tongue, and turned a tenth part of our
smoothest Words into so many Clusters of Consonants. This is the more
remarkable, because the want of Vowels in our Language has been the
general Complaint of our politest Authors, who nevertheless are the Men
that have made these Retrenchments, and consequently very much increased
our former Scarcity.
Reflection on the Words that end in
ed
, I have heard in
Conversation from one of the greatest Genius's this Age has produced
. I think we may add to the foregoing Observation, the Change which
has happened in our Language, by the Abbreviation of several Words that
are terminated in
eth
, by substituting an
s
in the room
of the last Syllable, as in
drowns, walks, arrives
, and
innumerable other Words, which in the Pronunciation of our Forefathers
were
drowneth, walketh, arriveth
. This has wonderfully multiplied
a Letter which was before too frequent in the
English
Tongue, and
added to that
hissing
in our Language, which is taken so much
notice of by Foreigners; but at the same time humours our Taciturnity,
and eases us of many superfluous Syllables.
I might here observe, that the same single Letter on many Occasions does
the Office of a whole Word, and represents the
His
and
Her
of our Forefathers. There is no doubt but the Ear of a Foreigner, which
is the best Judge in this Case, would very much disapprove of such
Innovations, which indeed we do our selves in some measure, by retaining
the old Termination in Writing, and in all the solemn Offices of our
Religion.
As in the Instances I have given we have epitomized many of our
particular Words to the Detriment of our Tongue, so on other Occasions
we have drawn two Words into one, which has likewise very much untuned
our Language, and clogged it with Consonants, as
mayn't, can't,
shd'n't, wo'n't
, and the like, for
may not, can not, shall not,
will not
, &c.
It is perhaps this Humour of speaking no more than we needs must, which
has so miserably curtailed some of our Words, that in familiar Writings
and Conversations they often lose all but their first Syllables, as in
mob.
rep.
pos.
incog.
and the like; and as
all ridiculous Words make their first Entry into a Language by familiar
Phrases, I dare not answer for these that they will not in time be
looked upon as a part of our Tongue. We see some of our Poets have been
so indiscreet as to imitate
Hudibras's
Doggrel Expressions in
their serious Compositions, by throwing out the Signs of our
Substantives, which are essential to the English Language. Nay, this
Humour of shortning our Language had once run so far, that some of our
celebrated Authors, among whom we may reckon Sir
Roger E Estrange
in particular, began to prune their Words of all superfluous Letters, as
they termed them, in order to adjust the Spelling to the Pronunciation;
which would have confounded all our Etymologies, and have quite
destroyed our Tongue.
We may here likewise observe that our proper Names, when familiarized in
English, generally dwindle to Monosyllables, whereas in other modern
Languages they receive a softer Turn on this Occasion, by the Addition
of a new Syllable.
Nick
in
Italian
is
Nicolini
,
Jack
in French
Janot
; and so of the rest.
There is another Particular in our Language which is a great Instance of
our Frugality of Words, and that is the suppressing of several Particles
which must be produced in other Tongues to make a Sentence intelligible.
This often perplexes the best Writers, when they find the Relatives
whom, which, or they at their Mercy whether they may have Admission or
not; and will never be decided till we have something like an Academy,
that by the best Authorities and Rules drawn from the Analogy of
Languages shall settle all Controversies between Grammar and Idiom.
I have only considered our Language as it shows the Genius and natural
Temper of the
English
, which is modest, thoughtful and sincere,
and which perhaps may recommend the People, though it has spoiled the
Tongue. We might perhaps carry the same Thought into other Languages,
and deduce a greater Part of what is peculiar to them from the Genius of
the People who speak them. It is certain, the light talkative Humour of
the
French
has not a little infected their Tongue, which might be
shown by many Instances; as the Genius of the
Italians
, which is
so much addicted to Musick and Ceremony, has moulded all their Words and
Phrases to those particular Uses. The Stateliness and Gravity of the
Spaniards
shews itself to Perfection in the Solemnity of their
Language, and the blunt honest Humour of the
Germans
sounds
better in the Roughness of the High Dutch, than it would in a politer
Tongue.
C.
that
that
Swift.
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Monday, August 6, 1711 |
Steele |
According to the Request of this strange Fellow, I shall Print the
following Letter.
Mr.
Spectator,
I shall without any manner of Preface or Apology acquaint you, that I
am, and ever have been from my Youth upward, one of the greatest Liars
this Island has produced. I have read all the Moralists upon the
Subject, but could never find any Effect their Discourses had upon me,
but to add to my Misfortune by new Thoughts and Ideas, and making me
more ready in my Language, and capable of sometimes mixing seeming
Truths with my Improbabilities. With this strong Passion towards
Falshood in this kind, there does not live an honester Man or a
sincerer Friend; but my Imagination runs away with me, and whatever is
started I have such a Scene of Adventures appears in an Instant before
me, that I cannot help uttering them, tho', to my immediate Confusion,
I cannot but know I am liable to be detected by the first Man I meet.
Upon occasion of the mention of the Battel of
Pultowa, I could
not forbear giving an Account of a Kinsman of mine, a young Merchant
who was bred at
Mosco, that had too much Metal to attend Books
of Entries and Accounts, when there was so active a Scene in the
Country where he resided, and followed the Czar as a Volunteer: This
warm Youth, born at the Instant the thing was spoke of, was the Man
who unhorsed the
Swedish General, he was the Occasion that the
Muscovites kept their Fire in so soldier-like a manner, and
brought up those Troops which were covered from the Enemy at the
beginning of the Day;
besides this, he had at last the good Fortune to
be the Man who took Count
Piper1 With all this Fire I knew
my Cousin to be the Civilest Creature in the World. He never made any
impertinent Show of his Valour, and then he had an excellent Genius
for the World in every other kind.
I had Letters from him (here I felt
in my Pockets) that exactly spoke the Czar's Character, which I knew
perfectly
2 well; and I could not forbear concluding, that I lay
with his Imperial Majesty twice or thrice a Week all the while he
lodged at
Deptford3. What is worse than all this, it is
impossible to speak to me, but you give me some occasion of coming out
with one Lie or other, that has neither Wit, Humour, Prospect of
Interest, or any other Motive that I can think of in Nature. The other
Day, when one was commending an Eminent and Learned Divine, what
occasion in the World had I to say, Methinks he would look more
Venerable if he were not so fair a man? I remember the Company smiled.
I have seen the Gentleman since, and he is Coal-Black. I have
Intimations every Day in my Life that no Body believes me, yet I am
never the better. I was saying something the other Day to an old
Friend at
Will's Coffee-house, and he made me no manner of
Answer; but told me, that an Acquaintance of
Tully the Orator
having two or three times together said to him, without receiving any
Answer, That upon his Honour he was but that very Month forty Years of
Age; Tully answer'd, Surely you think me the most incredulous Man in
the World, if I don't believe what you have told me every Day this ten
Years. The Mischief of it is, I find myself wonderfully inclin'd to
have been present at every Occurrence that is spoken of before me;
this has led me into many Inconveniencies, but indeed they have been
the fewer, because I am no ill-natur'd Man, and never speak Things to
any Man's Disadvantage. I never directly defame, but I do what is as
bad in the Consequence, for I have often made a Man say such and such
a lively Expression, who was born a mere Elder Brother. When one has
said in my Hearing, Such a one is no wiser than he should be, I
immediately have reply'd, Now 'faith, I can't see that, he said a very
good Thing to my Lord such a one, upon such an Occasion, and the like.
Such an honest Dolt as this has been watch'd in every Expression he
uttered, upon my Recommendation of him, and consequently been subject
to the more Ridicule. I once endeavoured to cure my self of this
impertinent Quality, and resolved to hold my Tongue for seven Days
together; I did so, but then I had so many Winks and unnecessary
Distortions of my Face upon what any body else said, that I found I
only forbore the Expression, and that I still lied in my Heart to
every Man I met with. You are to know one Thing (which I believe
you'll say is a pity, considering the Use I should have made of it) I
never Travelled in my Life; but I do not know whether I could have
spoken of any Foreign Country with more Familiarity than I do at
present, in Company who are Strangers to me. I have cursed the Inns in
Germany; commended the Brothels at
Venice; the Freedom
of Conversation in
France; and tho' I never was out of this
dear Town, and fifty Miles about it, have been three Nights together
dogged by Bravoes for an Intreague with a Cardinal's Mistress at
Rome.
It were endless to give you Particulars of this kind, but I can assure
you, Mr.
Spectator, there are about Twenty or Thirty of us in this
Town, I mean by this Town the Cities of
London and
Westminster; I
say there are in Town a sufficient Number of us to make a Society
among our selves; and since we cannot be believed any longer, I beg of
you to print this my Letter, that we may meet together, and be under
such Regulation as there may be no Occasion for Belief or Confidence
among us. If you think fit, we might be called
The Historians, for
Liar is become a very harsh Word. And that a Member of the Society
may not hereafter be ill received by the rest of the World, I desire
you would explain a little this sort of Men, and not let us
Historians be ranked, as we are in the Imaginations of ordinary
People, among common Liars, Makebates, Impostors, and Incendiaries.
For your Instruction herein, you are to know that an Historian in
Conversation is only a Person of so pregnant a Fancy, that he cannot
be contented with ordinary Occurrences. I know a Man of Quality of our
Order, who is of the wrong Side of Forty-three, and has been of that
Age, according to
Tully's Jest, for some Years since, whose Vein is
upon the Romantick. Give him the least Occasion, and he will tell you
something so very particular that happen'd in such a Year, and in such
Company, where by the by was present such a one, who was afterwards
made such a thing. Out of all these Circumstances, in the best
Language in the World, he will join together with such probable
Incidents an Account that shews a Person of the deepest Penetration,
the honestest Mind, and withal something so Humble when he speaks of
himself, that you would Admire. Dear Sir, why should this be Lying!
There is nothing so instructive. He has withal the gravest Aspect;
something so very venerable and great! Another of these Historians is
a Young Man whom we would take in, tho' he extreamly wants Parts, as
People send Children (before they can learn any thing) to School, to
keep them out of Harm's way.
He tells things which have nothing at all
in them, and can neither please
nor4 displease, but merely take
up your Time to no manner of Purpose, no manner of Delight; but he is
Good-natured, and does it because he loves to be saying something to
you, and entertain you.
I could name you a Soldier that
hath5 done very great things
without Slaughter; he is prodigiously dull and slow of Head, but what
he can say is for ever false, so that we must have him.
Give me leave to tell you of one more who is a Lover; he is the most
afflicted Creature in the World, lest what happened between him and a
Great Beauty should ever be known. Yet again, he comforts himself.
Hang the Jade her Woman. If Mony can keep the Slut trusty I will
do it, though I mortgage every Acre; Anthony
and Cleopatra
for that; All for Love and the World well lost ...
Then, Sir, there is my little Merchant, honest
Indigo of the
Change, there's my Man for Loss and Gain, there's Tare and
Tret, there's lying all round the Globe; he has such a prodigious
Intelligence he knows all the
French are doing, or what we
intend or ought to intend, and has it from such Hands. But, alas,
whither am I running! While I complain, while I remonstrate to you,
even all this is a Lie, and there is not one such Person of Quality,
Lover, Soldier, or Merchant as I have now described in the whole
World, that I know of. But I will catch my self once in my Life, and
in spite of Nature speak one Truth, to wit that I am
Your Humble Servant, &c.