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Title: The Poems of Jonathan Swift, D.D., Volume 2

Author: Jonathan Swift

Editor: William Ernst Browning

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THE POEMS OF JONATHAN SWIFT

VOL. II

LONDON

G. Bell And Sons, Ltd. 1910

Chiswick Press: Charles Whittingham And Co.

Tooks Court, Chancery Lane, London




CONTENTS

POEMS OF JONATHAN SWIFT

POEMS ADDRESSED TO VANESSA AND STELLA

CADENUS AND VANESSA[1]

LOVE[1]

A REBUS. BY VANESSA

THE DEAN'S ANSWER

STELLA'S BIRTH-DAY MARCH 13, 1718-19

STELLA'S BIRTH-DAY.[1] 1719-20

TO STELLA, WHO COLLECTED AND TRANSCRIBED HIS POEMS

STELLA VISITING ME IN MY SICKNESS

STELLA TO DR. SWIFT ON HIS BIRTH-DAY, NOV. 30, 1721

TO STELLA ON HER BIRTH-DAY, 1721-2

ON THE GREAT BURIED BOTTLE BY DR. DELANY

EPITAPH BY THE SAME

STELLA'S BIRTH-DAY:

STELLA AT WOOD PARK,

A NEW YEAR'S GIFT FOR BEC [1]

DINGLEY AND BRENT[1]

TO STELLA WRITTEN ON THE DAY OF HER BIRTH

VERSES BY STELLA

A RECEIPT TO RESTORE STELLA'S YOUTH. 1724-5

STELLA'S BIRTH-DAY. 1724-5

BEC'S[1] BIRTH-DAY NOV. 8, 1726

ON THE COLLAR OF TIGER, MRS. DINGLEY'S LAP-DOG

STELLA'S BIRTH-DAY, MARCH 13, 1726-7

DEATH AND DAPHNE

DAPHNE


RIDDLES BY DR. SWIFT AND HIS FRIENDS.

PETHOX THE GREAT. 1723

ON A PEN. 1724

ON GOLD

ON THE POSTERIORS

ON A HORN

ON A CORKSCREW

THE GULF OF ALL HUMAN POSSESSIONS, 1724

LOUISA[1] TO STREPHON. 1724

A MAYPOLE. 1725

ON THE MOON

ON A CIRCLE

ON INK

ON THE FIVE SENSES

FONTINELLA[1] TO FLORINDA

AN ECHO

ON A SHADOW IN A GLASS;

ON TIME

ON THE GALLOWS

ON THE VOWELS

ON SNOW

ON A CANNON

ON A PAIR OF DICE

ON A CANDLE, TO LADY CARTERET

TO LADY CARTERET, BY DR. DELANY

ANSWERED BY DR. SWIFT

TO LADY CARTERET, BY DR. SWIFT

ANSWERED BY DR. SHERIDAN

A RIDDLE

ANSWER, BY MR. F——R

A LETTER TO DR. HELSHAM

PROBATUR ALITER


POEMS COMPOSED AT MARKET HILL

ON CUTTING DOWN THE THORN AT MARKET-HILL.[1] 1727

TO DEAN SWIFT, BY SIR ARTHUR ACHESON. 1728

DEAN SWIFT AT SIR ARTHUR ACHESON'S IN THE NORTH OF IRELAND

ON A VERY OLD GLASS AT MARKET-HILL

ANSWERED EXTEMPORE BY DR. SWIFT

EPITAPH IN BERKELEY CHURCH-YARD, GLOUCESTERSHIRE

MY LADY'S[1] LAMENTATION AND COMPLAINT AGAINST THE DEAN

A PASTORAL DIALOGUE. 1728

THE GRAND QUESTION DEBATED: WHETHER HAMILTON'S BAWN[1] SHOULD BE TURNED INTO A BARRACK OR MALT-HOUSE.

DRAPIER'S-HILL.[1] 1730

THE DEAN'S REASONS FOR NOT BUILDING AT DRAPIER'S-HILL

THE REVOLUTION AT MARKET-HILL

ROBIN AND HARRY.[1] 1730

A PANEGYRIC ON THE DEAN IN THE PERSON OF A LADY IN THE NORTH [l] 1730

TWELVE ARTICLES[1]


POLITICAL POETRY

PARODY ON THE RECORDER OF BLESSINGTON'S ADDRESS TO QUEEN ANNE

MR. WILLIAM CROWE'S ADDRESS TO HER MAJESTY, TURNED INTO METRE

JACK FRENCHMAN'S LAMENTATION[1] AN EXCELLENT NEW SONG

THE GARDEN PLOT

SID HAMET'S ROD

THE VIRTUES OF SID HAMET[1] THE MAGICIAN'S ROD. 1710[2]

THE FAMOUS SPEECH-MAKER OF ENGLAND, OR BARON (ALIAS BARREN) LOVEL'S CHARGE AT THE ASSIZES AT EXON, APRIL 5, 1710

PARODY ON THE RECORDER'S SPEECH TO HIS GRACE THE DUKE OF ORMOND, 4TH JULY, 1711

THE RECORDER'S SPEECH EXPLAINED BY THE TORIES

THE SPEECH

BALLAD

ATLAS; OR, THE MINISTER OF STATE[1] TO THE LORD TREASURER OXFORD, 1710

LINES WRITTEN EXTEMPORE ON MR. HARLEY'S BEING STABBED,mAND ADDRESSED TO HIS PHYSICIAN, 1710-11 [1]

AN EXCELLENT NEW SONG BEING THE INTENDED SPEECH OF A FAMOUS ORATOR AGAINST PEACE. 1711

THE SPEECH

THE WINDSOR PROPHECY[1]

CORINNA,[1] A BALLAD, 1711-12

THE FABLE OF MIDAS.[1] 1711-12

TOLAND'S INVITATION TO DISMAL[1] TO DINE WITH THE CALVES HEAD CLUB

PEACE AND DUNKIRK, BEING AN EXCELLENT NEW SONG UPON THE SURRENDER OF DUNKIRK TO GENERAL HILL, 1712

HORACE, EPIST. I, VII, IMITATION OF HORACE, TO LORD OXFORD, A.D. 1713[1]

THE AUTHOR UPON HIMSELF, 1713

THE FAGOT[1]

IMITATION OF PART OF THE SIXTH SATIRE OF THE SECOND BOOK OF HORACE.[1] 1714

HORACE, BOOK II, ODE I, PARAPHRASED, ADDRESSED TO RICHARD STEELE, ESQ. 1714

DENNIS INVITATION TO STEELE, HORACE, BOOK I, EP. V

IN SICKNESS, WRITTEN IN OCTOBER, 1714

THE FABLE OF THE BITCHES[1], WRITTEN IN THE YEAR 1715, ON AN ATTEMPT TO REPEAL THE TEST ACT

THE MORAL

HORACE, BOOK III, ODE II, TO THE EARL OF OXFORD, LATE LORD TREASURER. SENT TO HIM WHEN IN THE TOWER, 1716

ON THE CHURCH'S DANGER

A POEM ON HIGH CHURCH

A POEM OCCASIONED BY THE HANGINGS IN THE CASTLE OF DUBLIN, IN WHICH THE STORY OF PHAETHON IS EXPRESSED

A TALE OF A NETTLE[1]

A SATIRICAL ELEGY ON THE DEATH OF A LATE FAMOUS GENERAL[1]


POEMS CHIEFLY RELATING TO IRISH POLITICS

PARODY ON THE SPEECH OF DR. BENJAMIN PRATT,[1] PROVOST OF TRINITY COLLEGE TO THE PRINCE OF WALES

AN EXCELLENT NEW SONG[1] ON A SEDITIOUS PAMPHLET. 1720-21

THE RUN UPON THE BANKERS[1]

UPON THE HORRID PLOT DISCOVERED BY HARLEQUIN, THE BISHOP OF ROCHESTER'S FRENCH DOG,[1] IN A DIALOGUE BETWEEN A WHIG AND A TORY

A QUIBBLING ELEGY ON JUDGE BOAT, 1723

THE EPITAPH

VERSES OCCASIONED BY WHITSHED'S [1] MOTTO ON HIS COACH. 1724

PROMETHEUS[1] ON WOOD THE PATENTEE'S IRISH HALFPENCE[2], 1724

VERSES ON THE REVIVAL OF THE ORDER OF THE BATH,[1] DURING WALPOLE'S ADMINISTRATION, A. D. 1725

EPIGRAM ON WOOD'S BRASS MONEY

A SIMILE ON OUR WANT OF SILVER, AND THE ONLY WAY TO REMEDY IT. 1725

WOOD AN INSECT. 1725

ON WOOD THE IRONMONGER. 1725

WILL WOOD'S PETITION TO THE PEOPLE OF IRELAND, BEING AN EXCELLENT NEW SONG,

A NEW SONG ON WOOD'S HALFPENCE

A SERIOUS POEM UPON WILLIAM WOOD, BRAZIER, TINKER, HARD-WAREMAN, COINER, FOUNDER, AND ESQUIRE

AN EXCELLENT NEW SONG, UPON THE DECLARATIONS OF THE SEVERAL CORPORATIONS OF THE CITY OF DUBLIN AGAINST WOOD'S HALFPENCE

VERSES ON THE UPRIGHT JUDGE, WHO CONDEMNED THE DRAPIER'S PRINTER

ON THE SAME

ON THE SAME

EPIGRAM IN ANSWER TO THE DEAN'S VERSES ON HIS OWN DEAFNESS [1]

HORACE, BOOK I, ODE XIV PARAPHRASED AND INSCRIBED TO IRELAND 1726

VERSES ON THE SUDDEN DRYING UP OF ST. PATRICK'S WELL NEAR TRINITY COLLEGE, DUBLIN. 1726

ON READING DR. YOUNG'S SATIRE, CALLED THE UNIVERSAL PASSION, 1726

THE DOG AND THIEF. 1726

A DIALOGUE[1] BETWEEN MAD MULLINIX AND TIMOTHY, 1728

TIM AND THE FABLES

TOM AND DICK[1]

DICK, A MAGGOT

CLAD ALL IN BROWN, TO DICK[1]

DICK'S VARIETY

TRAULUS. PART I, A DIALOGUE BETWEEN TOM AND ROBIN[1], 1730

TRAULUS. PART II

A FABLE OF THE LION AND OTHER BEASTS

ON THE IRISH BISHOPS.[1] 1731

HORACE, BOOK IV, ODE IX., ADDRESSED TO HUMPHRY FRENCH, ESQ.[1] LATE LORD MAYOR OF DUBLIN

ON MR. PULTENEY'S[1] BEING PUT OUT OF THE COUNCIL. 1731

ON THE WORDS BROTHER PROTESTANTS AND FELLOW CHRISTIANS, SO FAMILIARLY USED BY THE ADVOCATES FOR THE REPEAL OF THE TEST-ACT IN IRELAND, 1733

BETTESWORTH'S EXULTATION UPON HEARING THAT HIS NAME WOULD BE TRANSMITTED TO POSTERITY IN DR. SWIFT'S WORKS. BY WILLIAM DUNKIN

AN EPIGRAM

AN EPIGRAM INSCRIBED TO THE HONOURABLE SERGEANT KITE

THE YAHOO'S OVERTHROW, OR, THE KEVAN BAYL'S NEW BALLAD, UPON SERGEANT KITE'S INSULTING THE DEAN [1]

ON THE ARCHBISHOP OF CASHEL,[1] AND BETTESWORTH

ON THE IRISH CLUB. 1733[1]

ON NOISY TOM. HORACE, PART OF BOOK I, SAT. VI, PARAPHRASED, 1733

ON DR. RUNDLE, BISHOP OF DERRY, 1734-5

EPIGRAM

A CHARACTER, PANEGYRIC, AND DESCRIPTION OF THE LEGION CLUB, 1736

PRIVILEGE OF PARLIAMENT,

ON A PRINTER'S[1] BEING SENT TO NEWGATE

A VINDICATION OF THE LIBEL; OR, A NEW BALLAD, WRITTEN BY A SHOE-BOY, ON AN ATTORNEY WHO WAS FORMERLY A SHOE-BOY

A FRIENDLY APOLOGY FOR A CERTAIN JUSTICE OF PEACE BY WAY OF DEFENCE OF HARTLEY HUTCHESON, ESQ. BY JAMES BLACK-WELL, OPERATOR FOR THE FEET

AY AND NO, A TALE FROM DUBLIN.[1] WRITTEN IN 1737

A BALLAD

A WICKED TREASONABLE LIBEL[1]

EPIGRAMS AGAINST CARTHY BY SWIFT AND OTHERS

ON CARTHY'S TRANSLATION OF HORACE

ON CARTHY MINOTAURUS

ON THE SAME

ON THE SAME

IMITATED

AD HORATIUM CUM CARTHIO CONSTRICTUM

IMITATED

AN IRISH EPIGRAM ON THE SAME

ON CARTHY'S TRANSLATION OF LONGINUS

RATIO INTER LONGINUM ET CARTHIUM COMPUTATA

ON THE SAME

CARTHY KNOCKED OUT SOME TEETH FROM HIS NEWS-BOY

TO CARTHY

ON CARTHY'S PUBLISHING SEVERAL LAMPOONS, UNDER THE NAMES OF INFAMOUS POETASTERS

TO CARTHY

TO CARTHY, ATTRIBUTING SOME PERFORMANCES TO MR. DUNKIN

UPON CARTHY'S THREATENING TO TRANSLATE PINDAR

POETICAL EPISTLE TO DR. SHERIDAN

LINES WRITTEN ON A WINDOW[1] IN THE EPISCOPAL PALACE AT KILMORE

THE UPSTART

ON THE ARMS OF THE TOWN OF WATERFORD[1]

VERSES ON BLENHEIM[1]

AN EXCELLENT NEW SONG[1] UPON THE LATE GRAND JURY

AN EXCELLENT NEW SONG UPON HIS GRACE OUR GOOD LORD ARCHBISHOP OF DUBLIN

TO HIS GRACE THE ARCHBISHOP OF DUBLIN

TO THE CITIZENS[1]

PUNCH'S PETITION TO THE LADIES

EPIGRAM

EPIGRAM ON JOSIAH HORT[1]

EPIGRAM[1]


TRIFLES

GEORGE ROCHFORT'S VERSES FOR THE REV. DR. SWIFT, DEAN OF ST. PATRICK'S, AT LARACOR, NEAR TRIM

MUSA CLONSHOGHIANA

A LEFT-HANDED LETTER[1] TO DR. SHERIDAN, 1718

TO THE DEAN OF ST. PATRICK'S IN ANSWER TO HIS LEFT-HANDED LETTER

TO MR. THOMAS SHERIDAN

AD AMICUM ERUDITUM THOMAM SHERIDAN

TO THE DEAN OF ST. PATRICK'S

TO THE DEAN OF ST. PATRICK'S

AN ANSWER, BY DELANY, TO THOMAS SHERIDAN

A REPLY, BY SHERIDAN, TO DELANY

ANOTHER REPLY, BY SHERIDAN

TO THOMAS SHERIDAN

SWIFT TO SHERIDAN, IN REPLY

AN ANSWER BY SHERIDAN

TO DR. SHERIDAN. 1718

THE ANSWER, BY DR. SHERIDAN

DR. SHERIDAN TO DR. SWIFT, 1718

THE DEAN'S ANSWER

DR. SHERIDAN'S REPLY TO THE DEAN

TO THE SAME. BY DR. SHERIDAN

THE DEAN OF ST. PATRICK'S, TO THOMAS SHERIDAN

TO THE DEAN OF ST. PATRICK'S

THE DEAN TO THOMAS SHERIDAN

TO DR. SHERIDAN[1]

DR. SHERIDAN'S ANSWER

DR. SWIFT'S REPLY

A COPY OF A COPY OF VERSES FROM THOMAS SHERIDAN, CLERK, TO GEORGE-NIM-DAN-DEAN, ESQ.[1]

GEORGE-NIM-DAN-DEAN'S ANSWER

GEORGE-NIM-DAN-DEAN'S INVITATION TO THOMAS SHERIDAN

TO GEORGE-NIM-DAN-DEAN, ESQ. UPON HIS INCOMPARABLE VERSES. BY DR. DELANY IN SHERIDAN'S NAME[1]

TO MR. THOMAS SHERIDAN UPON HIS VERSES WRITTEN IN CIRCLES BY DR. SWIFT

ON DR. SHERIDAN'S CIRCULAR VERSES BY MR. GEORGE ROCHFORT

ON DAN JACKSON'S PICTURE, CUT IN SILK AND PAPER[1]

ON THE SAME PICTURE

ON THE SAME

ON THE SAME PICTURE

ON THE SAME PICTURE

DAN JACKSON'S DEFENCE

MR. ROCHFORT'S REPLY

DR. DELANY'S REPLY

SHERIDAN'S REPLY

A REJOINDER BY THE DEAN IN JACKSON'S NAME

ANOTHER REJOINDER BY THE DEAN, IN JACKSON'S NAME

SHERIDAN'S SUBMISSION BY THE DEAN

THE PARDON

THE LAST SPEECH AND DYING WORDS OF DANIEL JACKSON

TO THE REV. DANIEL JACKSON TO BE HUMBLY PRESENTED BY MR. SHERIDAN IN PERSON, WITH RESPECT, CARE, AND SPEED. TO BE DELIVERED BY AND WITH MR. SHERIDAN

SHERIDAN TO SWIFT

SHERIDAN TO SWIFT

SWIFT TO SHERIDAN

MARY THE COOK-MAID'S LETTER TO DR. SHERIDAN. 1723

A PORTRAIT FROM THE LIFE

ON STEALING A CROWN, WHEN THE DEAN WAS ASLEEP

THE DEAN'S ANSWER

A PROLOGUE TO A PLAY PERFORMED AT MR. SHERIDAN'S SCHOOL. SPOKEN BY ONE OF THE SCHOLARS

THE EPILOGUE

THE SONG

A NEW YEAR'S GIFT FOR THE DEAN OF ST. PATRICK'S GIVEN HIM AT QUILCA. BY SHERIDAN, 1723

TO QUILCA, A COUNTRY-HOUSE OF DR. SHERIDAN, IN NO VERY GOOD REPAIR. 1725

THE BLESSINGS OF A COUNTRY LIFE, 1725

THE PLAGUES OF A COUNTRY LIFE

A FAITHFUL INVENTORY OF THE FURNITURE BELONGING TO —— ROOM IN T. C. D. IN IMITATION OF DR. SWIFT'S MANNER. WRITTEN IN THE YEAR 1725

PALINODIA[1], HORACE, BOOK I, ODE XVI

A LETTER TO THE DEAN WHEN IN ENGLAND. 1726. BY DR. SHERIDAN

AN INVITATION TO DINNER FROM DOCTOR SHERIDAN TO DOCTOR SWIFT, 1727

ON THE FIVE LADIES AT SOT'S HOLE[1] WITH THE DOCTOR[2] AT THEIR HEAD

THE FIVE LADIES' ANSWER TO THE BEAU, WITH THE WIG AND WINGS AT HIS HEAD BY DR. SHERIDAN

THE BEAU'S REPLY TO THE FIVE LADIES' ANSWER

DR. SHERIDAN'S BALLAD ON BALLY-SPELLIN.[1] 1728

ANSWER.[1] BY DR. SWIFT

AN EPISTLE TO TWO FRIENDS[1] TO DR. HELSHAM [2]

TO DR. SHERIDAN

DR. HELSHAM'S ANSWER

A TRUE AND FAITHFUL INVENTORY OF THE GOODS BELONGING TO DR. SWIFT, VICAR OF LARACOR. UPON LENDING HIS HOUSE TO THE BISHOP OF MEATH, UNTIL HIS OWN WAS BUILT[1]

A NEW SIMILE FOR THE LADIES WITH USEFUL ANNOTATIONS, BY DR. SHERIDAN[1] 1733

AN ANSWER TO A SCANDALOUS POEM

PEG RADCLIFFE THE HOSTESS'S INVITATION

VERSES BY SHERIDAN


VERSES ADDRESSED TO SWIFT AND TO HIS MEMORY

ON DR. SWIFT, 1733

TO THE REV. DR. SWIFT, DEAN OF ST. PATRICK'S A BIRTH-DAY POEM. NOV. 30, 1736

EPIGRAMS OCCASIONED BY DR. SWIFT'S INTENDED HOSPITAL FOR IDIOTS AND LUNATICS

ON THE DEAN OF ST. PATRICK'S BIRTH-DAY BEING NOV. 30, ST. ANDREW'S DAY

AN EPISTLE TO ROBERT NUGENT, ESQ.[1]

ON THE DRAPIER. BY DR. DUNKIN.[1]

EPITAPH PROPOSED FOR DR. SWIFT. 1745

EPIGRAM ON TWO GREAT MEN. 1754

TO THE MEMORY OF DOCTOR SWIFT

A SCHOOLBOY'S THEME

VERSES ON THE BATTLE OF THE BOOKS, BY MR. JAMES STERLING, OF THE COUNTY OF MEATH

ON DR. SWIFT'S LEAVING HIS ESTATE TO IDIOTS

ON SEVERAL PETTY PIECES LATELY PUBLISHED AGAINST DEAN SWIFT, NOW DEAF AND INFIRM

ON FAULKNER'S EDITION OF SWIFT

EPIGRAM, ON LORD ORRERY'S REMARKS ON SWIFT'S LIFE AND WRITINGS

TO DOCTOR DELANY ON HIS BOOK ENTITLED "OBSERVATIONS ON LORD ORRERY'S REMARKS"

EPIGRAM

AN INSCRIPTION

AN EPIGRAM OCCASIONED BY THE ABOVE INSCRIPTION

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