Title: The Confessions of a Caricaturist, Vol. 2
Author: Harry Furniss
Release date: September 20, 2007 [eBook #22689]
Language: English
Credits: Produced by Juliet Sutherland, Janet Blenkinship and the
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NEW YORK AND LONDON:
HARPER & BROTHERS, PUBLISHERS.
1902.
BRADBURY, AGNEW, & CO. LD., PRINTERS,
LONDON AND TONBRIDGE.
All rights reserved.
December, 1901.
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| CHAPTER VIII. THE ARTISTIC JOKE. |
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| The First Idea--How it was Made--"Fire!"--I am a Somnambulist--My Workshop--My Business "Partner"--Not by Gainsborough--Lord Leighton--The Private View--The Catalogue--Sold Out--How the R.A.'s Took It--How a Critic Took It--Curious Offers--Mr. Sambourne as a Company Promoter--A One-man Show--Punch's Mistake--A Joke within a Joke--My Offer to the Nation | pp. 1--25 |
| CHAPTER IX. CONFESSIONS OF A COLUMBUS. |
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| The Cause of my Cruise--No Work--The Atlantic Greyhound--Irish Ship--Irish Doctor--Irish Visitors--Queenstown--A Surprise--Fiddles--Edward Lloyd--Lib--Chess--The Syren--The American Pilot--Real and Ideal--Red Tape--Bribery--Liberty--The Floating Flower Show--The Bouquet--A Bath and a Bishop--"Beastly Healthy"--Entertainment for Shipwrecked Sailors--Passengers--Superstition. | |
| America in a Hurry--Harry Columbus Furniss--The Inky Inquisition--First Impressions--Trilby--Tempting Offers--Kidnapped--Major Pond--Sarony--Ice--James B. Brown--Fire!--An Explanation. | |
| Washington--Mr. French of Nowhere--Sold--Interviewed--The Sporting Editor--Hot Stuff--The Capitol--Congress--House of Representatives--The Page Boys--The Agent--Filibuster--The "Reccard"--A Pandemonium--Interviewing the President. | |
| Chicago--The Windy City--Blowers--Niagara--Water and Wood--Darkness to Light--My Vis-à-Vis--Mr. Punch--My Driver--It Grows upon Me--Inspiration--Harnessing Niagara--The Three Sisters--Incline Railway--Captain Webb. | |
| Travelling--Tickets--Thirst--Sancho Panza--Proclaimed States--"The Amurrican Gurl"--A Lady Interviewer--The English Girl--A Hair Restorer--Twelfth Night Club Reception at a Ladies' Club--The Great Presidential Election--Sound Money v. Free Silver--Slumland--Detective O'Flaherty. | pp. 26--130 |
| CHAPTER X. AUSTRALIA. |
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| Quarantined--The Receiver-General of Australia--An Australian Guide-book--A Death Trap--A Death Story--The New Chum--Commercial Confessions--Mad Melbourne--Hydrophobia--Madness--A Land Boom--A Paper Panic--Ruin. | |
| Sydney--The Confessions of a Legislator--Federation--Patrick Francis Moran. | |
| Adelaide--Wanted, a Harbour--Wanted, an Expression--Zoological--Guinea-pigs--Paradise!--Types--Hell Fire Jack--The Horse--The Wrong Room! | pp. 131--153 |
| CHAPTER XI. PLATFORM CONFESSIONS. |
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| Lectures and Lecturers--The Boy's Idea--How to Deliver It--The Professor--The Actors--My First Platform--Smoke--Cards--On the Table--Nurses--Some Unrehearsed Effects--Dress--A Struggle with a Shirt--A Struggle with a Bluebottle--Sir William Harcourt Goes out--My Lanternists Go Out--Chairmen--The Absent Chairman--The Ideal Chairman--The Political Chairman--The Ignorant Chairman--Chestnuts--Misunderstood--Advice to Those about to Lecture--I am Overworked--"'Arry to Harry." | pp. 154-189 |
| CHAPTER XII. MY CONFESSIONS AS A "REFORMER." |
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| Portraiture Past and Present--The National Portrait Gallery Scandal--Fashionable Portraiture--The Price of an Autograph--Marquis Tseng--"So That's My Father!"--Sala Attacks Me--My Retort--Du Maurier's Little Joke--My Speech--What I Said and What I Did Not Say--Fury of Sala--The Great Six-Toe Trial--Lockwood Serious--My Little Joke--Nottingham Again--Prince of Journalists--Royal Academy Antics--An Earnest Confession--My Object--My Lady Oil--Congratulations--Confirmations--The Tate Gallery--The Proposed Banquet--The P.R.A. and Modern Art--My Confessions in the Central Criminal Court--Cricket in the Park--Reform!--All About that Snake--The Discovery--The Capture--Safe--The Press--Mystery--Evasive--Experts--I Retaliate--The Westminster Gazette--The Schoolboy--The Scare--Sensation--Death--Matters Zoological--Modern Inconveniences--Do Women Fail in Art?--Wanted a Wife | pp. 190-234 |
| CHAPTER XIII. MY CONFESSIONS AS A "REFORMER." |
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| My First City Dinner--A Minnow against the Stream--Those Table Plans--Chaos--The City Alderman, Past and Present--Whistler's Lollipops--Odd Volumes--Exchanging Names--Ye Red Lyon Clubbe--The Pointed Beard--Baltimore Oysters--The Sound Money Dinner--To Meet General Boulanger--A Lunch at Washington--No Speeches. | |
| The Thirteen Club--What it was--How it was Boomed--Gruesome Details--Squint-Eyed Waiters--Superstitious Absentees--My Reasons for being Present--'Arry of Punch--The Lost "Vocal" Chords--The Undergraduate and the Undertaker--Model Speeches--Albert Smith--An Atlantic Contradiction--The White Horse--The White Feather--Exit 13 | pp. 235-271 |
| CHAPTER XIV. THE CONFESSIONS OF AN EDITOR. |
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| Editors--Publishers--An Offer--Why I Refused it--The Pall Mall Budget--Lika Joko--The New Budget--The Truth about my Enterprises--Au Revoir! | pp. 272-280 |
| PAGE | |
| An Artistic Joke. A London Slum. My Parody of the Venetian School. | Frontispiece. |
| My Studio during the Progress of "An Artistic Joke" | 1 |
| Harry Furniss's Royal Academy | 3 |
| Throwing myself into it | 5 |
| Fire! | 6 |
| The Pictures by R. Macbeth: | |
| Potato Gang in the Fens; | |
| Twitch-burning in the Fens; | |
| A Flood in the Fens | 8 |
| Macbeth in the Fens | 9 |
| Letter from the President of the Royal Academy | 11 |
| "An Artistic Joke" | 15 |
| Mr. Sambourne's Prospectus | 18 |
| Cover of "How he did it" | 20 |
| Initial "T" | 20 |
| My Portrait. Frontispiece for "How he did it" | 21 |
| Harry Furniss and his "Lay Figure" | 22 |
| Letter from the President of the Royal Academy | 25 |
| Initial "I" | 26 |
| A "T—Tonic" | 27 |
| An Atlantic "Greyhound." | 28 |
| The Saloon of the Teutonic. The First Morning at Breakfast | 30 |
| At Queenstown—A Reminiscence | 33 |
| Bog-Oak Souvenirs | 34 |
| The Captain's Table | 36 |
| Not up in a Balloon | 38 |
| Chess | 40 |
| Mr. Lloyd and the Lady. "If you will sing, I will!" | 42 |
| The American Pilot—Ideal | 43 |
| The American Pilot—Real | 43 |
| The Health Officer comes on Board | 45 |
| Just in Time | 46 |
| "A Floating Flower Show" | 47 |
| The Bath Steward and the Bishop. "Your Time, Sir! Your Time!" | 48 |
| Americans and English on Deck | 49 |
| American Interviewing—Imaginary | 52 |
| American Interviewing—Real | 53 |
| "Sandy." | 55 |
| Chiropody | 57 |
| "New Trilby." | 58 |
| "Amiable Mr. Harry Furniss" | 59 |
| Major Pond | 59 |
| The Great Sarony | 61 |
| James B. Brown | 63 |
| Fire! | 65 |
| The Alarm | 67 |
| The Throne in the Senate | 72 |
| The Throne, House of Representatives | 73 |
| Initial "T" | 74 |
| The House of Representatives | 75 |
| An ex-Speaker | 77 |
| An ex-Minister | 80 |
| Anglophobia | 82 |
| The President—Ideal | 83 |
| The President—Real | 83 |
| Initial "A" | 84 |
| A Buffalo Girl | 84 |
| President Harrison's Reply | 85 |
| Mr. Punch at Niagara | 86 |
| Hebe | 86 |
| My Driver | 87 |
| Fra' Huddersfield | 87 |
| Niagara growing upon Me | 88 |
| I admire the great Horseshoe Fall | 89 |
| Jonathan harnessing Niagara | 90 |
| "The Three Sisters." | 91 |
| Inclined Railway, Niagara | 92 |
| Where Captain Webb was Killed | 93 |
| Tourists | 94 |
| American Travelling. Nothing to Eat | 96 |
| American Travelling. Nothing to Drink | 97 |
| Sleep(!) | 100 |
| A Washington Lady | 102 |
| A Lady Interviewer | 104 |
| A Sketch at "Del's" | 105 |
| Young America | 106 |
| An American Menu | 107 |
| My Portrait—in the Future | 108 |
| I am Entertained at the Twelfth Night Club | 110 |
| Reception at a Ladies' Club | 112 |
| Wife and Husband | 113 |
| A Dream of the White House | 114 |
| The Political Quartette | 116 |
| After the Great Parade: "Am I to sit on an ordinary seat to-night?" | 120 |
| Italians | 123 |
| Where the Deed was done! | 125 |
| "A Youth with a Crutch" | 127 |
| In an Opium Joint | 128 |
| "In His Own Black Art" | 128 |
| "Hitting the Pipe" | 129 |
| "Good-bye" | 130 |
| Initial "W" | 131 |
| Coaling | 132 |
| Quarantine | 133 |
| Initial "T" | 134 |
| Sleepy Hollow | 135 |
| Prospectors | 138 |
| Quarantine Island | 141 |
| I am invited to present myself | 143 |
| Landing at Adelaide | 148 |
| Pondicherry Vultures | 150 |
| The Maid of the Inn | 150 |
| The Way into Paradise | 151 |
| Paradise | 151 |
| Adam and Eve | 152 |
| A Type | 153 |
| Queen's Hall, London. I was the first to speak from the Platform | 154 |
| "Parliament by Day" | 156 |
| "Parliament by Night" | 157 |
| Miss Mary Anderson | 159 |
| Initial "By" | 159 |
| Giving My "Humours of Parliament" to the Nurses | 162 |
| Speaker Brand, afterwards Viscount Hampden | 164 |
| The Surprise Shirt | 166 |
| Discovered! | 168 |
| The Fly in the Camera | 169 |
| Late Arrivals | 171 |
| Reserved Seats | 172 |
| Chairman No. 1 | 174 |
| Chairman No. 2 | 177 |
| The Pumpkin—a Chestnut | 178 |
| In "The Humours of Parliament." Ballyhooley Pathetic | 181 |
| Harry Furniss as a Pictorial Entertainer | 182 |
| "Grandolph ad Leones." Reduction of a Page Drawing for Punch made by me whilst travelling by Train | 185 |
| Down with Dryasdust | 189 |
| From a Photo by Debenham and Gould | 190 |
| G. A. Sala | 195 |
| "Art Critic of the Daily Telegraph" | 199 |
| Counsel for the Plaintiff | 200 |
| Mr. F. C. Gould's Sketch in the Westminster, which Sala maintained was mine | 200 |
| Defendant | 202 |
| My Hat | 202 |
| The Plaintiff | 203 |
| The Editor of Punch supports me | 203 |
| Sir F. Lockwood and Myself | 204 |
| "Six Toes" Signature | 205 |
| The Sequel—I Distribute the Prizes at Nottingham | 205 |
| Initial "T" | 206 |
| The See-Saw Antic | 207 |
| The first P.R.A. | 209 |
| No Water-Colour or Black-and-White need apply | 210 |
| A National Academy | 211 |
| The Central Criminal Court. From Punch | 215 |
| "Thank Y-o-o-u!" | 216 |
| Regent's Park as it was. From Punch. A Rough Sketch on Wood | 217 |
| The Late Mr Bartlett | 220 |
| Sketch by Mr. F. C. Gould | 223 |
| The Lady and Her Snakes | 226 |
| Do Women fail in Art—The Chrysalis | 228 |
| The Butterfly | 230 |
| Early Victorian Art | 232 |
| Young Lady's Portrait of her Brother | 233 |
| Waiting | 234 |
| Initial "P" | 235 |
| Menu of the Dinner given to me by the Lotos Club, New York | 237 |
| Alderman—Ideal. Real | 239 |
| J. Whistler, after a City Dinner (Drawn with my Left Hand) | 241 |
| An Odd Volume | 241 |
| My Design for Sette of Odd Volumes | 242 |
| My Design (reduced) for the Dinner of Ye Red Lyon Clubbe | 243 |
| A Distinguished "Lyon" | 243 |
| Headpiece and Initial "S" | 245 |
| A Sound Money Dinner | 249 |
| A Sketch of Boulanger | 251 |
| Address of Boulanger's Retreat | 252 |
| A Note on My Menu | 253 |
| Remarkable and much-talked-of Lunch to me at Washington. The Autographs on back of Menu | 254 |
| Mr. Punch and his Dog Toby | 256 |
| A Memorandum in Pencil | 258 |
| Thirteen Club Banquet. The Table Decorations | 259 |
| Mr. W. H. Blanch | 260 |
| The Broken Looking-Glass | 261 |
| The Badge | 261 |
| Squint-Eyed Waiter | 263 |
| Coffins, Sir! | 266 |
| "The Chairman will be Pleased to Spill Salt with You." From the St. James's Budget | 267 |
| A Knife I was Presented with | 268 |
| Tailpiece | 271 |
| "Au Revoir" | 280 |
The First Idea—How it was Made—"Fire!"—I am a Somnambulist—My
Workshop—My Business "Partner"—Not by Gainsborough—Lord
Leighton—The Private View—The Catalogue—Sold Out—How the R.A.'s
Took It—How a Critic Took It—Curious Offers—Mr. Sambourne as a
Company Promoter—A One-man Show—Punch's Mistake—A Joke within
a Joke—My Offer to the Nation.
"In the year 1887 he startled the town and made a Society sensation by means of an exceedingly original enterprise which any man of less audacious and prodigious power of work would have shrunk from in its very inception. For years this Titanic task was in hand. This was his celebrated 'artistic joke,' the name given by the 'Times' to a bold parody on a large scale of an average Royal Academy Exhibition. This great show was held at the Gainsborough Gallery, New Bond Street, and consisted of some eighty-seven pictures of considerable size, executed in monochrome, and presenting to a marvelling public travesties—some excruciatingly humorous and daringly satirical, others really exquisite in their rendering of physical traits and landscape features—of the styles, techniques, and peculiar choice of subjects of a number of the leading artists, R.A.'s and others, who annually exhibit at Burlington House. It was a surprise, even to his intimate friends, who, with one or two exceptions, knew nothing about it until the announcement that Mr. Furniss had his own private Royal Academy appeared in the 'Times.' He worked in secret at intervals, under a heavy strain, to get the Exhibition ready, particularly as he had to manage the whole of the business part; for the show at the Gainsborough Gallery was entirely his own speculation. Granted that the experiment was daring, yet the audacity of the artist fascinated people. Nor did the Academicians, whom some thought would have been annoyed at the fun, as a body resent it. They were not so silly, though a minority muttered. Most of them saw that Mr. Furniss was not animated by any desire to hold them up to contempt, but his parodies were perfectly good-natured, that he had served all alike, and that he had only sought the advancement of English art. During the whole season the gallery was crushed to overflowing, the coldest critics were dazzled, the public charmed, and literally all London laughed. It furnished the journalistic critics of the country with material for reams of descriptive articles and showers of personal paragraphs, and whether relished or disrelished by particular members of the artistic profession, at least proved to them, as to the world at large, the varied powers (in some phases hitherto unsuspected) and exuberant energies of the Harry Furniss whose name was now on the tongue and whose bold signature was familiar to the eyes of that not easily impressed entity, the General Public.
"In fact, London had never seen anything so original as Harry Furniss's
Royal Academy. The work of one man, and that man one of the busiest
professional men in town. Indeed it might be thought that at the age of
thirty, with all the foremost magazines and journals waiting on his
leisure, with a handsome income and an enviable social position assured,
ambition could hardly live in the bosom of an artist in black and white.
Unlike Alexander, our hero did not sit down and weep that no kingdom
remained to conquer, but set quietly to work to create a new realm all
his own. His Royal Academy, although presented by himself to the public
as an 'artistic joke,' showed that he could not only use the brush on a
large scale, but that he could compose to perfection, and after the
exuberant humour of the show, nothing delighted and surprised the
public more than the artistic quality and finished technique in much of
the work, a finish far and away above the work of any caricaturist of
our time."