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Title: The Confessions of a Caricaturist, Vol. 2

Author: Harry Furniss

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Language: English

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AN ARTISTIC JOKE.
A London Slum. My Parody of the Venetian School.

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THE CONFESSIONS OF A CARICATURIST

BY

HARRY FURNISS

ILLUSTRATED

VOLUME II

NEW YORK AND LONDON:
HARPER & BROTHERS, PUBLISHERS.
1902.

BRADBURY, AGNEW, & CO. LD., PRINTERS,
LONDON AND TONBRIDGE.

All rights reserved.
December, 1901.


CONTENTS.

  Page
CHAPTER VIII.

THE ARTISTIC JOKE.
 
The First Idea--How it was Made--"Fire!"--I am a Somnambulist--My Workshop--My Business "Partner"--Not by Gainsborough--Lord Leighton--The Private View--The Catalogue--Sold Out--How the R.A.'s Took It--How a Critic Took It--Curious Offers--Mr. Sambourne as a Company Promoter--A One-man Show--Punch's Mistake--A Joke within a Joke--My Offer to the Nation pp. 1--25
CHAPTER IX.

CONFESSIONS OF A COLUMBUS.
 
The Cause of my Cruise--No Work--The Atlantic Greyhound--Irish Ship--Irish Doctor--Irish Visitors--Queenstown--A Surprise--Fiddles--Edward Lloyd--Lib--Chess--The Syren--The American Pilot--Real and Ideal--Red Tape--Bribery--Liberty--The Floating Flower Show--The Bouquet--A Bath and a Bishop--"Beastly Healthy"--Entertainment for Shipwrecked Sailors--Passengers--Superstition.  
America in a Hurry--Harry Columbus Furniss--The Inky Inquisition--First Impressions--Trilby--Tempting Offers--Kidnapped--Major Pond--Sarony--Ice--James B. Brown--Fire!--An Explanation.  
Washington--Mr. French of Nowhere--Sold--Interviewed--The Sporting Editor--Hot Stuff--The Capitol--Congress--House of Representatives--The Page Boys--The Agent--Filibuster--The "Reccard"--A Pandemonium--Interviewing the President.  
Chicago--The Windy City--Blowers--Niagara--Water and Wood--Darkness to Light--My Vis-à-Vis--Mr. Punch--My Driver--It Grows upon Me--Inspiration--Harnessing Niagara--The Three Sisters--Incline Railway--Captain Webb.  
Travelling--Tickets--Thirst--Sancho Panza--Proclaimed States--"The Amurrican Gurl"--A Lady Interviewer--The English Girl--A Hair Restorer--Twelfth Night Club Reception at a Ladies' Club--The Great Presidential Election--Sound Money v. Free Silver--Slumland--Detective O'Flaherty. pp. 26--130
CHAPTER X.

AUSTRALIA.
 
Quarantined--The Receiver-General of Australia--An Australian Guide-book--A Death Trap--A Death Story--The New Chum--Commercial Confessions--Mad Melbourne--Hydrophobia--Madness--A Land Boom--A Paper Panic--Ruin.  
Sydney--The Confessions of a Legislator--Federation--Patrick Francis Moran.  
Adelaide--Wanted, a Harbour--Wanted, an Expression--Zoological--Guinea-pigs--Paradise!--Types--Hell Fire Jack--The Horse--The Wrong Room! pp. 131--153
CHAPTER XI.

PLATFORM CONFESSIONS.
 
Lectures and Lecturers--The Boy's Idea--How to Deliver It--The Professor--The Actors--My First Platform--Smoke--Cards--On the Table--Nurses--Some Unrehearsed Effects--Dress--A Struggle with a Shirt--A Struggle with a Bluebottle--Sir William Harcourt Goes out--My Lanternists Go Out--Chairmen--The Absent Chairman--The Ideal Chairman--The Political Chairman--The Ignorant Chairman--Chestnuts--Misunderstood--Advice to Those about to Lecture--I am Overworked--"'Arry to Harry." pp. 154-189
CHAPTER XII.

MY CONFESSIONS AS A "REFORMER."
 
Portraiture Past and Present--The National Portrait Gallery Scandal--Fashionable Portraiture--The Price of an Autograph--Marquis Tseng--"So That's My Father!"--Sala Attacks Me--My Retort--Du Maurier's Little Joke--My Speech--What I Said and What I Did Not Say--Fury of Sala--The Great Six-Toe Trial--Lockwood Serious--My Little Joke--Nottingham Again--Prince of Journalists--Royal Academy Antics--An Earnest Confession--My Object--My Lady Oil--Congratulations--Confirmations--The Tate Gallery--The Proposed Banquet--The P.R.A. and Modern Art--My Confessions in the Central Criminal Court--Cricket in the Park--Reform!--All About that Snake--The Discovery--The Capture--Safe--The Press--Mystery--Evasive--Experts--I Retaliate--The Westminster Gazette--The Schoolboy--The Scare--Sensation--Death--Matters Zoological--Modern Inconveniences--Do Women Fail in Art?--Wanted a Wife pp. 190-234
CHAPTER XIII.

MY CONFESSIONS AS A "REFORMER."
 
My First City Dinner--A Minnow against the Stream--Those Table Plans--Chaos--The City Alderman, Past and Present--Whistler's Lollipops--Odd Volumes--Exchanging Names--Ye Red Lyon Clubbe--The Pointed Beard--Baltimore Oysters--The Sound Money Dinner--To Meet General Boulanger--A Lunch at Washington--No Speeches.  
The Thirteen Club--What it was--How it was Boomed--Gruesome Details--Squint-Eyed Waiters--Superstitious Absentees--My Reasons for being Present--'Arry of Punch--The Lost "Vocal" Chords--The Undergraduate and the Undertaker--Model Speeches--Albert Smith--An Atlantic Contradiction--The White Horse--The White Feather--Exit 13 pp. 235-271
CHAPTER XIV.

THE CONFESSIONS OF AN EDITOR.
 
Editors--Publishers--An Offer--Why I Refused it--The Pall Mall Budget--Lika Joko--The New Budget--The Truth about my Enterprises--Au Revoir! pp. 272-280
HARRY FURNISS'S (EGYPTIAN STYLE).
From "Punch."

LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS.

 PAGE
An Artistic Joke. A London Slum. My Parody of the Venetian School.Frontispiece.
My Studio during the Progress of "An Artistic Joke"1
Harry Furniss's Royal Academy3
Throwing myself into it5
Fire!6
The Pictures by R. Macbeth:
Potato Gang in the Fens;
Twitch-burning in the Fens;
A Flood in the Fens8
Macbeth in the Fens9
Letter from the President of the Royal Academy11
"An Artistic Joke"15
Mr. Sambourne's Prospectus18
Cover of "How he did it"20
Initial "T"20
My Portrait. Frontispiece for "How he did it"21
Harry Furniss and his "Lay Figure"22
Letter from the President of the Royal Academy25
Initial "I"26
A "T—Tonic"27
An Atlantic "Greyhound."28
The Saloon of the Teutonic. The First Morning at Breakfast30
At Queenstown—A Reminiscence33
Bog-Oak Souvenirs34
The Captain's Table36
Not up in a Balloon38
Chess40
Mr. Lloyd and the Lady. "If you will sing, I will!"42
The American Pilot—Ideal43
The American Pilot—Real43
The Health Officer comes on Board45
Just in Time46
"A Floating Flower Show"47
The Bath Steward and the Bishop. "Your Time, Sir! Your Time!"48
Americans and English on Deck49
American Interviewing—Imaginary52
American Interviewing—Real53
"Sandy."55
Chiropody57
"New Trilby."58
"Amiable Mr. Harry Furniss"59
Major Pond59
The Great Sarony61
James B. Brown63
Fire!65
The Alarm67
The Throne in the Senate72
The Throne, House of Representatives73
Initial "T"74
The House of Representatives75
An ex-Speaker77
An ex-Minister80
Anglophobia82
The President—Ideal83
The President—Real83
Initial "A"84
A Buffalo Girl84
President Harrison's Reply85
Mr. Punch at Niagara86
Hebe86
My Driver87
Fra' Huddersfield87
Niagara growing upon Me88
I admire the great Horseshoe Fall89
Jonathan harnessing Niagara90
"The Three Sisters."91
Inclined Railway, Niagara92
Where Captain Webb was Killed93
Tourists94
American Travelling. Nothing to Eat96
American Travelling. Nothing to Drink97
Sleep(!)100
A Washington Lady102
A Lady Interviewer104
A Sketch at "Del's"105
Young America106
An American Menu107
My Portrait—in the Future108
I am Entertained at the Twelfth Night Club110
Reception at a Ladies' Club112
Wife and Husband113
A Dream of the White House114
The Political Quartette116
After the Great Parade: "Am I to sit on an ordinary seat to-night?"120
Italians123
Where the Deed was done!125
"A Youth with a Crutch"127
In an Opium Joint128
"In His Own Black Art"128
"Hitting the Pipe"129
"Good-bye"130
Initial "W"131
Coaling132
Quarantine133
Initial "T"134
Sleepy Hollow135
Prospectors138
Quarantine Island141
I am invited to present myself143
Landing at Adelaide148
Pondicherry Vultures150
The Maid of the Inn150
The Way into Paradise151
Paradise151
Adam and Eve152
A Type153
Queen's Hall, London. I was the first to speak from the Platform154
"Parliament by Day"156
"Parliament by Night"157
Miss Mary Anderson159
Initial "By"159
Giving My "Humours of Parliament" to the Nurses162
Speaker Brand, afterwards Viscount Hampden164
The Surprise Shirt166
Discovered!168
The Fly in the Camera169
Late Arrivals171
Reserved Seats172
Chairman No. 1174
Chairman No. 2177
The Pumpkin—a Chestnut178
In "The Humours of Parliament." Ballyhooley Pathetic181
Harry Furniss as a Pictorial Entertainer182
"Grandolph ad Leones." Reduction of a Page Drawing for Punch made by me whilst travelling by Train185
Down with Dryasdust189
From a Photo by Debenham and Gould190
G. A. Sala195
"Art Critic of the Daily Telegraph"199
Counsel for the Plaintiff200
Mr. F. C. Gould's Sketch in the Westminster, which Sala maintained was mine200
Defendant202
My Hat202
The Plaintiff203
The Editor of Punch supports me203
Sir F. Lockwood and Myself204
"Six Toes" Signature205
The Sequel—I Distribute the Prizes at Nottingham205
Initial "T"206
The See-Saw Antic207
The first P.R.A.209
No Water-Colour or Black-and-White need apply210
A National Academy211
The Central Criminal Court. From Punch215
"Thank Y-o-o-u!"216
Regent's Park as it was. From Punch. A Rough Sketch on Wood217
The Late Mr Bartlett220
Sketch by Mr. F. C. Gould223
The Lady and Her Snakes226
Do Women fail in Art—The Chrysalis228
The Butterfly230
Early Victorian Art232
Young Lady's Portrait of her Brother233
Waiting234
Initial "P"235
Menu of the Dinner given to me by the Lotos Club, New York237
Alderman—Ideal. Real239
J. Whistler, after a City Dinner (Drawn with my Left Hand)241
An Odd Volume241
My Design for Sette of Odd Volumes242
My Design (reduced) for the Dinner of Ye Red Lyon Clubbe243
A Distinguished "Lyon"243
Headpiece and Initial "S"245
A Sound Money Dinner249
A Sketch of Boulanger251
Address of Boulanger's Retreat252
A Note on My Menu253
Remarkable and much-talked-of Lunch to me at Washington. The Autographs on back of Menu254
Mr. Punch and his Dog Toby256
A Memorandum in Pencil258
Thirteen Club Banquet. The Table Decorations259
Mr. W. H. Blanch260
The Broken Looking-Glass261
The Badge261
Squint-Eyed Waiter263
Coffins, Sir!266
"The Chairman will be Pleased to Spill Salt with You." From the St. James's Budget267
A Knife I was Presented with268
Tailpiece271
"Au Revoir"280




CONFESSIONS OF A CARICATURIST.


CHAPTER VIII.

THE ARTISTIC JOKE.

MY STUDIO DURING THE PROGRESS OF "AN ARTISTIC JOKE."

The First Idea—How it was Made—"Fire!"—I am a Somnambulist—My Workshop—My Business "Partner"—Not by Gainsborough—Lord Leighton—The Private View—The Catalogue—Sold Out—How the R.A.'s Took It—How a Critic Took It—Curious Offers—Mr. Sambourne as a Company Promoter—A One-man Show—Punch's Mistake—A Joke within a Joke—My Offer to the Nation.

"In the year 1887 he startled the town and made a Society sensation by means of an exceedingly original enterprise which any man of less audacious and prodigious power of work would have shrunk from in its very inception. For years this Titanic task was in hand. This was his celebrated 'artistic joke,' the name given by the 'Times' to a bold parody on a large scale of an average Royal Academy Exhibition. This great show was held at the Gainsborough Gallery, New Bond Street, and consisted of some eighty-seven pictures of considerable size, executed in monochrome, and presenting to a marvelling public travesties—some excruciatingly humorous and daringly satirical, others really exquisite in their rendering of physical traits and landscape features—of the styles, techniques, and peculiar choice of subjects of a number of the leading artists, R.A.'s and others, who annually exhibit at Burlington House. It was a surprise, even to his intimate friends, who, with one or two exceptions, knew nothing about it until the announcement that Mr. Furniss had his own private Royal Academy appeared in the 'Times.' He worked in secret at intervals, under a heavy strain, to get the Exhibition ready, particularly as he had to manage the whole of the business part; for the show at the Gainsborough Gallery was entirely his own speculation. Granted that the experiment was daring, yet the audacity of the artist fascinated people. Nor did the Academicians, whom some thought would have been annoyed at the fun, as a body resent it. They were not so silly, though a minority muttered. Most of them saw that Mr. Furniss was not animated by any desire to hold them up to contempt, but his parodies were perfectly good-natured, that he had served all alike, and that he had only sought the advancement of English art. During the whole season the gallery was crushed to overflowing, the coldest critics were dazzled, the public charmed, and literally all London laughed. It furnished the journalistic critics of the country with material for reams of descriptive articles and showers of personal paragraphs, and whether relished or disrelished by particular members of the artistic profession, at least proved to them, as to the world at large, the varied powers (in some phases hitherto unsuspected) and exuberant energies of the Harry Furniss whose name was now on the tongue and whose bold signature was familiar to the eyes of that not easily impressed entity, the General Public.

"In fact, London had never seen anything so original as Harry Furniss's Royal Academy. The work of one man, and that man one of the busiest professional men in town. Indeed it might be thought that at the age of thirty, with all the foremost magazines and journals waiting on his leisure, with a handsome income and an enviable social position assured, ambition could hardly live in the bosom of an artist in black and white. Unlike Alexander, our hero did not sit down and weep that no kingdom remained to conquer, but set quietly to work to create a new realm all his own. His Royal Academy, although presented by himself to the public as an 'artistic joke,' showed that he could not only use the brush on a large scale, but that he could compose to perfection, and after the exuberant humour of the show, nothing delighted and surprised the public more than the artistic quality and finished technique in much of the work, a finish far and away above the work of any caricaturist of our time."