A Dalesman’s Litany

From Hull, Halifax, and Hell, good Lord deliver us.
                                        A Yorkshire Proverb.

It’s hard when fowks can’t finnd their wark
    Wheer they’ve bin bred an’ born;
When I were young I awlus thowt
    I’d bide ’mong t’ roots an’ corn.
But I’ve bin forced to work i’ towns,
    So here’s my litany:
Frae Hull, an’ Halifax, an’ Hell,
    Gooid Lord, deliver me!

When I were courtin’ Mary Ann,
    T’ owd squire, he says one day:
“I’ve got no bield
[1] for wedded fowks;
    Choose, wilt ta wed or stay?”
I couldn’t gie up t’ lass I loved,
    To t’ town we had to flee:
Frae Hull, an’ Halifax, an’ Hell,
    Gooid Lord, deliver me!

I’ve wrowt i’ Leeds an’ Huthersfel’,
    An’ addled[2] honest brass;
I’ Bradforth, Keighley, Rotherham,
    I’ve kept my barns an’ lass.
I’ve travelled all three Ridin’s round,
    And once I went to sea:
Frae forges, mills, an’ coalin’ boats,
    Gooid Lord, deliver me!

I’ve walked at neet through Sheffield loans,[3]
    ’T were same as bein’ i’ Hell:
Furnaces thrast out tongues o’ fire,
    An’ roared like t’ wind on t’ fell.
I’ve sammed up coals i’ Barnsley pits,
    Wi’ muck up to my knee:
Frae Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham,
    Gooid Lord, deliver me!

I’ve seen grey fog creep ower Leeds Brig
    As thick as bastile[4] soup;
I’ve lived wheer fowks were stowed away
    Like rabbits in a coop.
I’ve watched snow float down Bradforth Beck
    As black as ebiny:
Frae Hunslet, Holbeck, Wibsey Slack,
    Gooid Lord, deliver me!

But now, when all wer childer’s fligged,[5]
    To t’ coontry we’ve coom back.
There’s fotty mile o’ heathery moor
    Twix’ us an’ t’ coal-pit slack.
And when I sit ower t’ fire at neet,
    I laugh an’ shout wi’ glee:
Frae Bradforth, Leeds, an Huthersfel’,
Frae Hull, an’ Halifax, an’ Hell,
    T’ gooid Lord’s delivered me!

[1] Shelter.

[2] Earned.

[3] Lanes.

[4] Workhouse.

[5] Fledged.