“BLUE WEDNESDAY”
The first Wednesday
in every month was a Perfectly Awful Day—a day to be awaited with
dread, endured with courage and forgotten with haste. Every floor must
be spotless, every chair dustless, and every bed without a wrinkle.
Ninety-seven squirming little orphans must be scrubbed and combed and
buttoned into freshly starched ginghams; and all ninety-seven reminded
of their manners, and told to say, “Yes, sir,” “No, sir,” whenever a
Trustee spoke.
It was a distressing time; and poor Jerusha Abbott, being the oldest
orphan, had to bear the brunt of it. But this particular first
Wednesday, like its predecessors,
finally dragged itself to a close. Jerusha escaped from the pantry where
she had been making sandwiches for the asylum’s guests, and turned
upstairs to accomplish her regular work. Her special care was
room F, where eleven little tots, from four to seven, occupied
eleven little cots set in a row. Jerusha assembled her charges,
straightened their rumpled frocks, wiped their noses, and started them
in an orderly and willing line toward the dining-room to engage
themselves for a blessed half hour with bread and milk and prune
pudding.
Then she dropped down on the window seat and leaned throbbing temples
against the cool glass. She had been on her feet since five that
morning, doing everybody’s bidding, scolded and hurried by a nervous
matron. Mrs. Lippett, behind the scenes, did not always maintain that
calm and pompous dignity with which she faced an
audience of Trustees and lady visitors. Jerusha gazed out across a broad
stretch of frozen lawn, beyond the tall iron paling that marked the
confines of the asylum, down undulating ridges sprinkled with country
estates, to the spires of the village rising from the midst of bare
trees.
The day was ended—quite successfully, so far as she knew. The
Trustees and the visiting committee had made their rounds, and read
their reports, and drunk their tea, and now were hurrying home to their
own cheerful firesides, to forget their bothersome little charges for
another month. Jerusha leaned forward watching with curiosity—and
a touch of wistfulness—the stream of carriages and automobiles
that rolled out of the asylum gates. In imagination she followed first
one equipage then another to the big houses dotted along the hillside.
She pictured herself in a fur coat and a velvet hat trimmed with
feathers
leaning back in the seat and nonchalantly murmuring “Home” to the
driver. But on the door-sill of her home the picture grew blurred.
Jerusha had an imagination—an imagination, Mrs. Lippett told
her, that would get her into trouble if she did n’t take
care—but keen as it was, it could not carry her beyond the front
porch of the houses she would enter. Poor, eager, adventurous little
Jerusha, in all her seventeen years, had never stepped inside an
ordinary house; she could not picture the daily routine of those other
human beings who carried on their lives undiscommoded by orphans.
Je-ru-sha Ab-bott
You are wan-ted
In the of-fice,
And I think you ’d
Better hurry up!
Tommy Dillon who had joined the choir, came singing up the stairs and
down
the corridor, his chant growing louder as he approached room F. Jerusha
wrenched herself from the window and refaced the troubles of life.
“Who wants me?” she cut into Tommy’s chant with a note of sharp
anxiety.
Mrs. Lippett in the office,
And I think she ’s mad.
Ah-a-men!
Tommy piously intoned, but his accent was not entirely malicious.
Even the most hardened little orphan felt sympathy for an erring sister
who was summoned to the office to face an annoyed matron; and Tommy
liked Jerusha even if she did sometimes jerk him by the arm and nearly
scrub his nose off.
Jerusha went without comment, but with two parallel lines on her
brow. What could have gone wrong, she wondered. Were the sandwiches not
thin enough? Were there shells in the nut cakes? Had
a lady visitor seen the hole in Susie Hawthorn’s stocking?
Had—O horrors!—one of the cherubic little babes in her
own room F “sassed” a Trustee?
The long lower hall had not been lighted, and as she came downstairs,
a last Trustee stood, on the point of departure, in the open door
that led to the porte-cochère. Jerusha caught only a fleeting impression
of the man—and the impression consisted entirely of tallness. He
was waving his arm toward an automobile waiting in the curved drive. As
it sprang into motion and approached, head on for an instant, the
glaring headlights threw his shadow sharply against the wall inside. The
shadow pictured grotesquely elongated legs and arms that ran along the
floor and up the wall of the corridor. It looked, for all the world,
like a huge, wavering daddy-long-legs.
Jerusha’s anxious frown gave place to quick laughter. She was by
nature a sunny
soul, and had always snatched the tiniest excuse to be amused. If one
could derive any sort of entertainment out of the oppressive fact of a
Trustee, it was something unexpected to the good. She advanced to the
office quite cheered by the tiny episode, and presented a smiling face
to Mrs. Lippett. To her surprise the matron was also, if not exactly
smiling, at least appreciably affable; she wore an expression almost as
pleasant as the one she donned for visitors.
“Sit down, Jerusha, I have something to say to you.”
Jerusha dropped into the nearest chair and waited with a touch of
breathlessness. An automobile flashed past the window; Mrs. Lippett
glanced after it.
“Did you notice the gentleman who has just gone?”
“I saw his back.”
“He is one of our most affluential Trustees, and has given large sums
of money toward the asylum’s support. I am
not at liberty to mention his name; he expressly stipulated that he was
to remain unknown.”
Jerusha’s eyes widened slightly; she was not accustomed to being
summoned to the office to discuss the eccentricities of Trustees with
the matron.
“This gentleman has taken an interest in several of our boys. You
remember Charles Benton and Henry Freize? They were both sent through
college by Mr.—er—this Trustee, and both have repaid with
hard work and success the money that was so generously expended. Other
payment the gentleman does not wish. Heretofore his philanthropies have
been directed solely toward the boys; I have never been able to
interest him in the slightest degree in any of the girls in the
institution, no matter how deserving. He does not, I may tell you,
care for girls.”
“No, ma’am,” Jerusha murmured, since
some reply seemed to be expected at this point.
“To-day at the regular meeting, the question of your future was
brought up.”
Mrs. Lippett allowed a moment of silence to fall, then resumed in a
slow, placid manner extremely trying to her hearer’s suddenly tightened
nerves.
“Usually, as you know, the children are not kept after they are
sixteen, but an exception was made in your case. You had finished our
school at fourteen, and having done so well in your studies—not
always, I must say, in your conduct—it was determined to let
you go on in the village high school. Now you are finishing that, and of
course the asylum cannot be responsible any longer for your support. As
it is, you have had two years more than most.”
Mrs. Lippett overlooked the fact that Jerusha had worked hard for her
board
during those two years, that the convenience of the asylum had come
first and her education second; that on days like the present she was
kept at home to scrub.
“As I say, the question of your future was brought up and your record
was discussed—thoroughly discussed.”
Mrs. Lippett brought accusing eyes to bear upon the prisoner in the
dock, and the prisoner looked guilty because it seemed to be
expected—not because she could remember any strikingly black pages
in her record.
“Of course the usual disposition of one in your place would be to put
you in a position where you could begin to work, but you have done well
in school in certain branches; it seems that your work in English has
even been brilliant. Miss Pritchard who is on our visiting committee is
also on the school board; she has been talking with your rhetoric
teacher, and made a speech in your favor. She also read aloud an
essay that you had written entitled, ‘Blue Wednesday.’”
Jerusha’s guilty expression this time was not assumed.
“It seemed to me that you showed little gratitude in holding up to
ridicule the institution that has done so much for you. Had you not
managed to be funny I doubt if you would have been forgiven. But
fortunately for you, Mr. ——, that is, the gentleman who
has just gone—appears to have an immoderate sense of humor. On the
strength of that impertinent paper, he has offered to send you to
college.”
“To college?” Jerusha’s eyes grew big.
Mrs. Lippett nodded.
“He waited to discuss the terms with me. They are unusual. The
gentleman, I may say, is erratic. He believes that you have
originality, and he is planning to educate you to become a writer.”
“A writer?” Jerusha’s mind was
numbed. She could only repeat Mrs. Lippett’s words.
“That is his wish. Whether anything will come of it, the future will
show. He is giving you a very liberal allowance, almost, for a girl who
has never had any experience in taking care of money, too liberal. But
he planned the matter in detail, and I did not feel free to make any
suggestions. You are to remain here through the summer, and Miss
Pritchard has kindly offered to superintend your outfit. Your board and
tuition will be paid directly to the college, and you will receive in
addition during the four years you are there, an allowance of
thirty-five dollars a month. This will enable you to enter on the same
standing as the other students. The money will be sent to you by the
gentleman’s private secretary once a month, and in return, you will
write a letter of acknowledgment once a month. That is—you are not
to thank him for the money; he does n’t
care to have that mentioned, but you are to write a letter telling of
the progress in your studies and the details of your daily life. Just
such a letter as you would write to your parents if they were
living.
“These letters will be addressed to Mr. John Smith and will be sent
in care of the secretary. The gentleman’s name is not John Smith, but he
prefers to remain unknown. To you he will never be anything but John
Smith. His reason in requiring the letters is that he thinks nothing so
fosters facility in literary expression as letter-writing. Since you
have no family with whom to correspond, he desires you to write in this
way; also, he wishes to keep track of your progress. He will never
answer your letters, nor in the slightest particular take any notice of
them. He detests letter-writing, and does not wish you to become a
burden. If any point should ever arise where an answer would seem to be
imperative—such as in the event of your
being expelled, which I trust will not occur—you may correspond
with Mr. Griggs, his secretary. These monthly letters are absolutely
obligatory on your part; they are the only payment that Mr. Smith
requires, so you must be as punctilious in sending them as though it
were a bill that you were paying. I hope that they will always be
respectful in tone and will reflect credit on your training. You must
remember that you are writing to a Trustee of the John Grier Home.”
Jerusha’s eyes longingly sought the door. Her head was in a whirl of
excitement, and she wished only to escape from Mrs. Lippett’s
platitudes, and think. She rose and took a tentative step backwards.
Mrs. Lippett detained her with a gesture; it was an oratorical
opportunity not to be slighted.
“I trust that you are properly grateful for this very rare good
fortune that has befallen you? Not many girls in your position
ever have such an opportunity to rise in the world. You must always
remember—”
“I—yes, ma’am, thank you. I think, if that ’s all, I
must go and sew a patch on Freddie Perkins’s trousers.”
The door closed behind her, and Mrs. Lippett watched it with dropped
jaw, her peroration in mid-air.
THE LETTERS
OF MISS JERUSHA ABBOTT
to
MR. DADDY-LONG-LEGS SMITH
215 Fergussen Hall,
September 24th.
Dear Kind-Trustee-Who-Sends-Orphans-to-College,
Here I am! I traveled yesterday for four hours in a train.
It ’s a funny sensation is n’t it? I never rode in
one before.
College is the biggest, most bewildering place—I get lost
whenever I leave my room. I will write you a description later when
I ’m feeling less muddled; also I will tell you about my lessons.
Classes don’t begin until Monday morning, and this is Saturday night.
But I wanted to write a letter first just to get acquainted.
It seems queer to be writing letters to somebody you don’t know. It
seems queer
for me to be writing letters at all—I ’ve never written
more than three or four in my life, so please overlook it if these are
not a model kind.
Before leaving yesterday morning, Mrs. Lippett and I had a very
serious talk. She told me how to behave all the rest of my life, and
especially how to behave toward the kind gentleman who is doing so much
for me. I must take care to be Very Respectful.
But how can one be very respectful to a person who wishes to be
called John Smith? Why could n’t you have picked out a name with
a little personality? I might as well write letters to Dear
Hitching-Post or Dear Clothes-Pole.
I have been thinking about you a great deal this summer; having
somebody take an interest in me after all these years, makes me feel as
though I had found a sort of family. It seems as though I belonged to
somebody now, and it ’s a very comfortable sensation. I must say,
however, that when I think about you, my imagination has very little to
work upon. There are just three things that I know:
I. You are tall.
II. You are rich.
III. You hate girls.
I suppose I might call you Dear Mr. Girl-Hater. Only that ’s
sort of insulting to me. Or Dear Mr. Rich-Man, but that ’s
insulting to you, as though money were the only important thing about
you. Besides, being rich is such a very external quality. Maybe you
won’t stay rich all your life; lots of very clever men get smashed up in
Wall Street. But at least you will stay tall all your life! So
I ’ve decided to call you Dear Daddy-Long-Legs. I hope you
won’t mind. It ’s just a private pet name—we won’t tell
Mrs. Lippett.
The ten o’clock bell is going to ring in two minutes. Our day is
divided into sections by bells. We eat and sleep and study by bells.
It ’s very enlivening; I feel like a fire horse all of the
time. There it goes! Lights out. Good night.
Observe with what precision I obey rules—due to my training in
the John Grier Home.
Yours most respectfully,
Jerusha Abbott.
To Mr. Daddy-Long-Legs Smith.
October 1st.
Dear Daddy-Long-Legs,
I love college and I love you for sending me—I ’m very,
very happy, and so excited every moment of the time that I can
scarcely sleep. You can’t imagine how different it is from the John
Grier Home. I never dreamed there was such a place in the world.
I ’m feeling sorry for everybody who is n’t a girl and who
can’t come here; I am sure the college you attended when you were a
boy could n’t have been so nice.
My room is up in a tower that used to be the contagious ward before
they built the new infirmary. There are three other girls on the same
floor of the tower—a Senior who wears spectacles and is always
asking us please to be a little more quiet,
and two Freshmen named Sallie McBride and Julia Rutledge Pendleton.
Sallie has red hair and a turn-up nose and is quite friendly; Julia
comes from one of the first families in New York and has n’t
noticed me yet. They room together and the Senior and I have singles.
Usually Freshmen can’t get singles; they are very scarce, but I got one
without even asking. I suppose the registrar did n’t think
it would be right to ask a properly brought-up girl to room with a
foundling. You see there are advantages!
My room is on the northwest corner with two windows and a view. After
you ’ve lived in a ward for eighteen years with twenty
room-mates, it is restful to be alone. This is the first chance
I ’ve ever had to get acquainted with Jerusha Abbott.
I think I ’m going to like her.
Do you think you are?
Tuesday.
They are organizing the Freshman basket-ball team and there ’s
just a chance that I shall make it. I ’m little of course, but
terribly quick and wiry and tough. While the others are hopping about in
the air, I can dodge under their feet and grab the ball.
It ’s loads of fun practising—out in the athletic field in
the afternoon with the trees all red and yellow and the air full of the
smell of burning leaves, and everybody laughing and shouting. These are
the happiest girls I ever saw—and I am the happiest of all!
I meant to write a long letter and tell you all the things
I ’m learning (Mrs. Lippett said you wanted to know) but 7th hour
has just rung, and in ten minutes I ’m due at the athletic field
in gymnasium clothes. Don’t you hope I ’ll make the team?
Yours always,
Jerusha Abbott.
P. S. (9 o’clock.)
Sallie McBride just poked her head in at my door. This is what she
said:
“I ’m so homesick that I simply can’t stand it. Do you feel
that way?”
I smiled a little and said no, I thought I could pull through. At
least homesickness is one disease that I ’ve escaped!
I never heard of anybody being asylumsick, did you?
October 10th.
Dear Daddy-Long-Legs,
Did you ever hear of Michael Angelo?
He was a famous artist who lived in Italy in the Middle Ages.
Everybody in English Literature seemed to know about him and the whole
class laughed because I thought he was an archangel. He sounds like an
archangel, does n’t he? The trouble with college is that you are
expected to know such a lot of things you ’ve never learned.
It ’s very embarrassing at times. But now, when the girls talk
about things that I never heard of, I just keep still and look them
up in the encyclopedia.
I made an awful mistake the first day. Somebody mentioned Maurice
Maeterlinck, and I asked if she was a Freshman. That
joke has gone all over college. But anyway, I ’m just as bright
in class as any of the others—and brighter than some of them!
Do you care to know how I ’ve furnished my room? It ’s
a symphony in brown and yellow. The wall was tinted buff, and
I ’ve bought yellow denim curtains and cushions and a mahogany
desk (second hand for three dollars) and a rattan chair and a brown rug
with an ink spot in the middle. I stand the chair over the
spot.
The windows are up high; you can’t look out from an ordinary seat.
But I unscrewed the looking-glass from the back of the bureau,
upholstered the top, and moved it up against the window. It ’s
just the right height for a window seat. You pull out the drawers like
steps and walk up. Very comfortable!
Sallie McBride helped me choose the things at the Senior auction. She
has lived
in a house all her life and knows about furnishing. You can’t imagine
what fun it is to shop and pay with a real five-dollar bill and get some
change—when you ’ve never had more than a nickel in your
life. I assure you, Daddy dear, I do appreciate that
allowance.
Sallie is the most entertaining person in the world—and Julia
Rutledge Pendleton the least so. It ’s queer what a mixture the
registrar can make in the matter of room-mates. Sallie thinks everything
is funny—even flunking—and Julia is bored at everything. She
never makes the slightest effort to be amiable. She believes that if you
are a Pendleton, that fact alone admits you to heaven without any
further examination. Julia and I were born to be enemies.
And now I suppose you ’ve been waiting very impatiently to
hear what I am learning?
I. Latin: Second Punic war. Hannibal and his forces pitched
camp at Lake
Trasimenus last night. They prepared an ambuscade for the Romans, and a
battle took place at the fourth watch this morning. Romans in
retreat.
II. French: 24 pages of the “Three Musketeers” and third
conjugation, irregular verbs.
III. Geometry: Finished cylinders; now doing cones.
IV. English: Studying exposition. My style improves daily in
clearness and brevity.
V. Physiology: Reached the digestive system. Bile and the
pancreas next time. Yours, on the way to being educated,
Jerusha Abbott.
P. S. I hope you never touch alcohol, Daddy?
It does dreadful things to your liver.
Wednesday.
Dear Daddy-Long-Legs,
I ’ve changed my name.
I ’m still “Jerusha” in the catalogue, but I ’m “Judy”
every place else. It ’s sort of too bad, is n’t it, to
have to give yourself the only pet name you ever had?
I did n’t quite make up the Judy though. That ’s what
Freddie Perkins used to call me before he could talk plain.
I wish Mrs. Lippett would use a little more ingenuity about choosing
babies’ names. She gets the last names out of the telephone
book—you ’ll find Abbott on the first page—and she
picks the Christian names up anywhere; she got Jerusha from a tombstone.
I ’ve always hated it; but I rather like Judy. It ’s such
a silly name. It belongs to the kind of girl I ’m not—a
sweet little blue-eyed thing, petted and spoiled by all the family, who
romps her way through life without any cares. Would n’t it be
nice to be like that? Whatever
faults I may have, no one can ever accuse me of having been spoiled by
my family! But it ’s sort of fun to pretend I ’ve been. In
the future please always address me as Judy.
Do you want to know something? I have three pairs of kid gloves.
I ’ve had kid mittens before from the Christmas tree, but never
real kid gloves with five fingers. I take them out and try them on
every little while. It ’s all I can do not to wear them to
classes.
(Dinner bell. Good-by.)
Judy with a laughing group of orphans, showing one of her drawings
JUDY AND THE ORPHANS AT JOHN GRIER HOME.
Friday.
What do you think, Daddy? The English instructor said that my last
paper shows an unusual amount of originality. She did, truly. Those were
her words. It does n’t seem possible, does it, considering the
eighteen years of training that I ’ve had? The aim of the John
Grier Home (as you doubtless know and heartily approve of) is to turn
the ninety-seven orphans into ninety-seven twins.
ANY ORPHAN / Rear Elevation / Front Elevation
The unusual artistic ability which I exhibit, was developed at an
early age through
drawing chalk pictures of Mrs. Lippett on the woodshed door.
I hope that I don’t hurt your feelings when I criticize the home of
my youth? But you have the upper hand, you know, for if I become too
impertinent, you can always stop payment on your checks. That
is n’t a very polite thing to say—but you can’t expect me
to have any manners; a foundling asylum is n’t a young
ladies’ finishing school.
You know, Daddy, it is n’t the work that is going to be hard
in college. It ’s the play. Half the time I don’t know what the
girls are talking about; their jokes seem to relate to a past that every
one but me has shared. I ’m a foreigner in the world and I don’t
understand the language. It ’s a miserable feeling. I ’ve
had it all my life. At the high school the girls would stand in groups
and just look at me. I was queer and different and everybody knew
it. I could feel “John Grier Home”
written on my face. And then a few charitable ones would make a point of
coming up and saying something polite. I hated every one of
them—the charitable ones most of all.
Nobody here knows that I was brought up in an asylum. I told Sallie
McBride that my mother and father were dead, and that a kind old
gentleman was sending me to college—which is entirely true so far
as it goes. I don’t want you to think I am a coward, but I do want
to be like the other girls, and that Dreadful Home looming over my
childhood is the one great big difference. If I can turn my back on that
and shut out the remembrance, I think I might be just as desirable
as any other girl. I don’t believe there ’s any real,
underneath difference, do you?
Anyway, Sallie McBride likes me!
Yours ever,
Judy Abbott.
(Née Jerusha.)
Saturday morning.
I ’ve just been reading this letter over and it sounds pretty
un-cheerful. But can’t you guess that I have a special topic due Monday
morning and a review in geometry and a very sneezy cold?
Sunday.
I forgot to mail this yesterday so I will add an indignant
postscript. We had a bishop this morning, and what do you think he
said?
“The most beneficent promise made us in the Bible is this, ‘The poor
ye have always with you.’ They were put here in order to keep us
charitable.”
The poor, please observe, being a sort of useful domestic animal. If
I had n’t grown into such a perfect lady, I should have gone
up after service and told him what I thought.
October 25th.
Dear Daddy-Long-Legs,
I ’ve made the basket-ball team and you ought to see the
bruise on my left shoulder. It ’s blue and mahogany with little
streaks of orange. Julia Pendleton tried for the team, but she
did n’t make it. Hooray!
You see what a mean disposition I have.
College gets nicer and nicer. I like the girls and the teachers and
the classes and the campus and the things to eat. We have ice-cream
twice a week and we never have corn-meal mush.
You only wanted to hear from me once a month, did n’t you? And
I ’ve been peppering you with letters every few days! But
I ’ve been so excited about all these new adventures that I
must talk to somebody; and you ’re the only one I know.
Please excuse my exuberance; I ’ll settle pretty soon. If my
letters bore you, you can always toss them into the waste-basket.
I promise not to write another till the middle of November.
Yours most loquaciously,
Judy Abbott.
Judy at Basket Ball
November 15th.
Dear Daddy-Long-Legs,
Listen to what I ’ve learned to-day:
The area of the convex surface of the frustum of a regular pyramid is
half the product of the sum of the perimeters of its bases by the
altitude of either of its trapezoids.
It does n’t sound true, but it is—I can prove it!
You ’ve never heard about my clothes, have you, Daddy? Six
dresses, all new and beautiful and bought for me—not handed down
from somebody bigger. Perhaps you don’t realize what a climax that marks
in the career of an orphan? You gave them to me, and I am very, very,
very much obliged. It ’s a fine thing to be
educated—but nothing compared to the dizzying experience of owning
six new dresses. Miss Pritchard who is on the visiting committee picked
them out—not Mrs. Lippett, thank goodness. I have an evening
dress, pink mull over silk (I ’m perfectly beautiful in that),
and a blue church dress, and a dinner dress of red veiling with Oriental
trimming (makes me look like a Gipsy) and another of rose-colored
challis, and a gray street suit, and an every-day dress for classes.
That would n’t be an awfully big wardrobe for Julia Rutledge
Pendleton, perhaps, but for Jerusha Abbott—Oh, my!
I suppose you ’re thinking now what a frivolous, shallow,
little beast she is, and what a waste of money to educate a girl?
But Daddy, if you ’d been dressed in checked ginghams all your
life, you ’d appreciate how I feel. And when I started to the
high school, I entered upon another
period even worse than the checked ginghams.
The poor box.
You can’t know how I dreaded appearing in school in those miserable
poor-box dresses. I was perfectly sure to be put down in class next
to the girl who first owned my dress, and she would whisper and giggle
and point it out to the others. The bitterness of wearing your enemies’
cast-off clothes eats into your soul. If I wore silk stockings for the
rest of my life, I don’t believe I could obliterate the scar.
LATEST WAR BULLETIN!
News from the Scene of Action.
At the fourth watch on Thursday the 13th of November, Hannibal routed
the advance guard of the Romans and led the Carthaginian forces over the
mountains into the plains of Casilinum. A cohort of light armed
Numidians engaged the infantry of Quintus Fabius Maximus. Two battles
and light skirmishing. Romans repulsed with heavy losses.
I have the honor of being,
Your special correspondent from the front
J. Abbott.
P. S. I know I ’m not to expect any letters in return, and
I ’ve been warned not to bother you with questions, but tell me,
Daddy, just this once—are you awfully old or just a little old?
And are you perfectly bald or just a little bald? It is very difficult
thinking about you in the abstract like a theorem in geometry.
Given a tall rich man who hates girls, but is very generous to one
quite impertinent girl, what does he look like?
R.S.V.P.
December 19th.
Dear Daddy-Long-Legs,
You never answered my question and it was very important.
ARE YOU BALD?
tall thin man
I have it planned exactly what you look like—very
satisfactorily—until I reach the top of your head, and then I
am stuck. I can’t decide whether you have white hair or
black hair or sort of sprinkly gray hair or maybe none at all.
Here is your portrait:
But the problem is, shall I add some hair?
Would you like to
know what color your eyes are? They ’re gray, and your eyebrows
stick out like a porch roof (beetling, they ’re called in novels)
and your mouth is a straight line with a tendency to turn down at the
corners. Oh, you see, I know! You ’re a snappy old thing
with a temper.
(Chapel bell.)
9.45 P. M.
I have a new unbreakable rule: never, never to study at night no
matter how many written reviews are coming in the morning. Instead,
I read just plain books—I have to, you know, because there
are eighteen blank years behind me. You would n’t believe, Daddy,
what an abyss of ignorance my mind is; I am just realizing the
depths myself. The things that most girls with a properly assorted
family and a home and friends and a library know by absorption,
I have never heard of. For example:
I never read “Mother Goose” or
“David Copperfield” or “Ivanhoe” or “Cinderella” or “Blue Beard” or
“Robinson Crusoe” or “Jane Eyre” or “Alice in Wonderland” or a word of
Rudyard Kipling. I did n’t know that Henry the Eighth was
married more than once or that Shelley was a poet. I did n’t
know that people used to be monkeys and that the Garden of Eden was a
beautiful myth. I did n’t know that R.L.S. stood for Robert
Louis Stevenson or that George Eliot was a lady. I had never seen a
picture of the “Mona Lisa” and (it ’s true but you won’t believe
it) I had never heard of Sherlock Holmes.
Now, I know all of these things and a lot of others besides, but you
can see how much I need to catch up. And oh, but it ’s fun!
I look forward all day to evening, and then I put an “engaged” on
the door and get into my nice red bath robe and furry slippers and pile
all the cushions behind me on the couch and light the brass
student lamp at my elbow, and read and read and read. One book
is n’t enough. I have four going at once. Just now,
they ’re Tennyson’s poems and “Vanity Fair” and Kipling’s “Plain
Tales” and—don’t laugh—“Little Women.” I find that I am
the only girl in college who was n’t brought up on “Little
Women.” I have n’t told anybody though (that would
stamp me as queer). I just quietly went and bought it with $1.12 of
my last month’s allowance; and the next time somebody mentions pickled
limes, I ’ll know what she is talking about!
(Ten o’clock bell. This is a very interrupted letter.)
Saturday.
Sir,
I have the honor to report fresh explorations in the field of
geometry. On Friday last we abandoned our former works in
parallelopipeds and proceeded to truncated
prisms. We are finding the road rough and very uphill.
Sunday.
The Christmas holidays begin next week and the trunks are up. The
corridors are so cluttered that you can hardly get through, and
everybody is so bubbling over with excitement that studying is getting
left out. I ’m going to have a beautiful time in vacation;
there ’s another Freshman who lives in Texas staying behind, and
we are planning to take long walks and—if there ’s any
ice—learn to skate. Then there is still the whole library to be
read—and three empty weeks to do it in!
Good-by, Daddy, I hope that you are feeling as happy as I am.
Yours ever,
Judy.
P. S. Don’t forget to answer my question. If you don’t want the trouble
of
writing, have your secretary telegraph. He can just say:
Mr. Smith is quite bald,
or
Mr. Smith is not bald,
or
Mr. Smith has white hair.
And you can deduct the twenty-five cents out of my allowance.
Good-by till January—and a merry Christmas!
Toward the end of
the Christmas vacation.
Exact date unknown.
Dear Daddy-Long-Legs,
Is it snowing where you are? All the world that I see from my tower
is draped in white and the flakes are coming down as big as pop-corn.
It ’s late afternoon—the sun is just setting (a cold
yellow color) behind some colder violet hills, and I am up in my window
seat using the last light to write to you.
Your five gold pieces were a surprise! I ’m not used to
receiving Christmas presents. You have already given me such lots of
things—everything I have, you know—that I don’t quite feel
that I deserve extras. But I like them just the
same. Do you want to know what I bought with my money?
I. A silver watch in a leather case to wear on my wrist and get me to
recitations on time.
II. Matthew Arnold’s poems.
III. A hot water bottle.
IV. A steamer rug. (My tower is cold.)
V. Five hundred sheets of yellow manuscript paper. (I ’m going
to commence being an author pretty soon.)
VI. A dictionary of synonyms. (To enlarge the author’s
vocabulary.)
VII. (I don’t much like to confess this last item, but I will.)
A pair of silk stockings.
And now, Daddy, never say I don’t tell all!
It was a very low motive, if you must know it, that prompted the silk
stockings. Julia Pendleton comes into my room to do
geometry, and she sits cross legged on the couch and wears silk
stockings every night. But just wait—as soon as she gets back from
vacation I shall go in and sit on her couch in my silk stockings. You
see, Daddy, the miserable creature that I am—but at least
I ’m honest; and you knew already, from my asylum record, that I
was n’t perfect, did n’t you?
To recapitulate (that ’s the way the English instructor begins
every other sentence), I am very much obliged for my seven
presents. I ’m pretending to myself that they came in a box from
my family in California. The watch is from father, the rug from mother,
the hot water bottle from grandmother—who is always worrying for
fear I shall catch cold in this climate—and the yellow paper from
my little brother Harry. My sister Isobel gave me the silk stockings,
and Aunt Susan the Matthew Arnold poems; Uncle Harry (little
Harry is named for him) gave me the dictionary. He wanted to send
chocolates, but I insisted on synonyms.
You don’t object do you, to playing the part of a composite
family?
And now, shall I tell you about my vacation, or are you only
interested in my education as such? I hope you appreciate the
delicate shade of meaning in “as such.” It is the latest addition to my
vocabulary.
The girl from Texas is named Leonora Fenton. (Almost as funny as
Jerusha, is n’t it?) I like her, but not so much as Sallie
McBride; I shall never like any one so much as Sallie—except
you. I must always like you the best of all, because you ’re
my whole family rolled into one. Leonora and I and two Sophomores have
walked ’cross country every pleasant day and explored the whole
neighborhood, dressed in short skirts and knit jackets and caps, and
carrying shinny sticks to whack things with. Once we walked into
town—four
miles—and stopped at a restaurant where the college girls go for
dinner. Broiled lobster (35 cents) and for dessert, buckwheat cakes and
maple syrup (15 cents). Nourishing and cheap.
It was such a lark! Especially for me, because it was so awfully
different from the asylum—I feel like an escaped convict every
time I leave the campus. Before I thought, I started to tell the
others what an experience I was having. The cat was almost out of the
bag when I grabbed it by its tail and pulled it back. It ’s
awfully hard for me not to tell everything I know. I ’m a very
confiding soul by nature; if I did n’t have you to tell things
to, I ’d burst.
We had a molasses candy pull last Friday evening, given by the house
matron of Fergussen to the left-behinds in the other halls. There were
twenty-two of us altogether, Freshmen and Sophomores and Juniors and
Seniors all united in amicable accord. The kitchen is huge, with copper
pots and kettles
hanging in rows on the stone wall—the littlest casserole among
them about the size of a wash boiler. Four hundred girls live in
Fergussen. The chef, in a white cap and apron, fetched out twenty-two
other white caps and aprons—I can’t imagine where he got so
many—and we all turned ourselves into cooks.
It was great fun, though I have seen better candy. When it was
finally finished, and ourselves and the kitchen and the door-knobs all
thoroughly sticky, we organized a procession and still in our caps and
aprons, each carrying a big fork or spoon or frying pan, we marched
through the empty corridors to the officers’ parlor where half-a-dozen
professors and instructors were passing a tranquil evening. We serenaded
them with college songs and offered refreshments. They accepted politely
but dubiously. We left them sucking chunks of molasses candy, sticky and
speechless.
So you see, Daddy, my education progresses!
procession of girls
Don’t you really think that I ought to be an artist instead of an
author?
Vacation will be over in two days and I shall be glad to see the
girls again. My tower is just a trifle lonely; when nine people occupy a
house that was built for four hundred, they do rattle around a bit.
Eleven pages—poor Daddy, you must be tired! I meant this to be
just a short little thank-you note—but when I get started I seem
to have a ready pen.
Good-by, and thank you for thinking of me—I should be perfectly
happy except
for one little threatening cloud on the horizon. Examinations come in
February.
Yours with love,
Judy.
P. S. Maybe it is n’t proper to send love? If it is n’t,
please excuse. But I must love somebody and there ’s only you and
Mrs. Lippett to choose between, so you see—you ’ll
have to put up with it, Daddy dear, because I can’t love her.
On the Eve.
Dear Daddy-Long-Legs,
You should see the way this college is studying! We ’ve
forgotten we ever had a vacation. Fifty-seven irregular verbs have I
introduced to my brain in the past four days—I ’m only
hoping they ’ll stay till after examinations.
Some of the girls sell their text-books when they ’re through
with them, but I intend to keep mine. Then after I ’ve graduated
I shall have my whole education in a row in the bookcase, and when I
need to use any detail, I can turn to it without the slightest
hesitation. So much easier and more accurate than trying to keep it in
your head.
Julia Pendleton dropped in this evening to pay a social call, and
stayed a solid hour. She got started on the subject of family, and I
could n’t switch her off. She wanted to know what my
mother’s maiden name was—did you ever hear such an impertinent
question to ask of a person from a foundling asylum?
I did n’t have the courage to say I did n’t know, so
I just miserably plumped on the first name I could think of, and that
was Montgomery. Then she wanted to know whether I belonged to the
Massachusetts Montgomerys or the Virginia Montgomerys.
Her mother was a Rutherford. The family came over in the ark, and
were connected by marriage with Henry the VIII.
On her father’s side they date back further than Adam. On the topmost
branches of her family tree there ’s a superior breed of monkeys,
with very fine silky hair and extra long tails.
I meant to write you a nice, cheerful, entertaining letter to-night,
but I ’m too sleepy—and scared. The Freshman’s lot is not a
happy one.
Yours, about to be examined,
Judy Abbott.
Sunday.
Dearest Daddy-Long-Legs,
I have some awful, awful, awful news to tell you, but I won’t begin
with it; I ’ll try to get you in a good humor first.
Jerusha Abbott has commenced to be an author. A poem entitled, “From
my Tower,” appears in the February Monthly—on the first
page, which is a very great honor for a Freshman. My English
instructor stopped me on the way out from chapel last night, and said it
was a charming piece of work except for the sixth line, which had too
many feet. I will send you a copy in case you care to read it.
Let me see if I can’t think of something else pleasant—Oh, yes!
I ’m learning to skate, and can glide about quite respectably all
by myself. Also I ’ve learned how to slide down a rope from the
roof of the gymnasium, and I can vault a bar three feet and six inches
high—I hope shortly to pull up to four feet.
We had a very inspiring sermon this morning preached by the Bishop of
Alabama. His text was: “Judge not that ye be not judged.” It was about
the necessity of overlooking mistakes in others, and not discouraging
people by harsh judgments. I wish you might have heard it.
This is the sunniest, most blinding winter afternoon, with icicles
dripping from the fir trees and all the world bending under
a weight of snow—except me, and I ’m bending under a weight
of sorrow.
Now for the news—courage, Judy!—you must tell.
Are you surely in a good humor? I flunked mathematics and
Latin prose. I am tutoring in them, and will take another
examination next month. I ’m sorry if you ’re
disappointed, but otherwise I don’t care a bit because I ’ve
learned such a lot of things not mentioned in the catalogue.
I ’ve read seventeen novels and bushels of
poetry—really necessary novels like “Vanity Fair” and “Richard
Feverel” and “Alice in Wonderland.” Also Emerson’s “Essays” and
Lockhart’s “Life of Scott” and the first volume of Gibbon’s “Roman
Empire” and half of Benvenuto Cellini’s “Life”—was n’t he
entertaining? He used to saunter out and casually kill a man before
breakfast.
So you see, Daddy, I ’m much more intelligent than if
I ’d just stuck to Latin.
Will you forgive me this once if I promise never to flunk again?
Yours in sackcloth,
Judy.
NEWS of the MONTH / Judy learns to skate / And to vault a bar (Legs are very difficult.) / Also to slide down a rope / She receives two flunk notes and sheds many tears / But promises to study HARD
Dear Daddy-Long-Legs,
This is an extra letter in the middle of the month because
I ’m sort of lonely to-night. It ’s awfully stormy; the
snow is beating against my tower. All the lights are out on the campus,
but I drank black coffee and I can’t go to sleep.
I had a supper party this evening consisting of Sallie and Julia and
Leonora Fenton—and sardines and toasted muffins and salad and
fudge and coffee. Julia said she ’d had a good time, but Sallie
stayed to help wash the dishes.
I might, very usefully, put some time on Latin to-night—but,
there ’s no doubt about it, I ’m a very languid Latin
scholar. We ’ve finished Livy and De Senectute and are now
engaged with De Amicitia (pronounced Damn Icitia).
Should you mind, just for a little while, pretending you are my
grandmother? Sallie has one and Julia and Leonora each two, and they
were all comparing them to-night.
I can’t think of anything I ’d rather have; it ’s such a
respectable relationship. So, if you really don’t object—When I
went into town yesterday, I saw the sweetest cap of Cluny lace
trimmed with lavender ribbon. I am going to make you a present of
it on your eighty-third birthday.
! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
! ! ! !
That ’s the clock in the chapel tower striking twelve. I
believe I am sleepy after all.
Good night, Granny.
I love you dearly.
Judy.
The Ides of March.
Dear D. L. L.,
I am studying Latin prose composition. I have been studying it.
I shall be studying it. I shall be about to have been studying
it. My reëxamination comes the 7th hour next Tuesday, and I am going to
pass or BUST. So you may expect to hear from me next, whole and happy
and free from conditions, or in fragments.
I will write a respectable letter when it ’s over. To-night I
have a pressing engagement with the Ablative Absolute.
Yours—in evident haste,
J. A.
March 26th.
Mr. D. L. L. Smith.
Sir: You never answer any questions;
you never show the slightest interest in anything I do. You are probably
the horridest one of all those horrid Trustees, and the reason you are
educating me is, not because you care a bit about me, but from a sense
of Duty.
I don’t know a single thing about you. I don’t even know your name.
It is very uninspiring writing to a Thing. I have n’t a
doubt but that you throw my letters into the waste-basket without
reading them. Hereafter I shall write only about work.
My reëxaminations in Latin and geometry came last week. I passed them
both and am now free from conditions.
Yours truly,
Jerusha Abbott.
April 2d.
Dear Daddy-Long-Legs,
I am a BEAST.
Please forget about that dreadful letter I sent you last week—I
was feeling terribly lonely and miserable and sore-throaty the night I
wrote. I did n’t know it, but I was just coming down with
tonsilitis and grippe and lots of things mixed. I ’m in the
infirmary now, and have been here for six days; this is the first time
they would let me sit up and have a pen and paper. The head nurse is
very bossy. But I ’ve been thinking about it all the time
and I shan’t get well until you forgive me.
Here is a picture of the way I look, with a bandage tied around my
head in rabbit ’s ears.
Judy with her head in a bandage
Does n’t that arouse your sympathy? I am having sublingual
gland swelling. And I ’ve been studying physiology all the year
without ever hearing of sublingual glands. How futile a thing is
education!
I can’t write any more; I get sort of shaky when I sit up too long.
Please forgive me for being impertinent and ungrateful. I was badly
brought up.
Yours with love,
Judy Abbott.
The Infirmary.
April 4th.
Dearest Daddy-Long-Legs,
Yesterday evening just toward dark, when I was sitting up in bed
looking out at the rain and feeling awfully bored with life in a great
institution, the nurse appeared with a long white box addressed to me,
and filled with the loveliest pink rosebuds. And much nicer
still, it contained a card with a very polite message written in a funny
little uphill back hand (but one which shows a great deal of character).
Thank you, Daddy, a thousand times. Your flowers make the first
real, true present I ever received in my life. If you want to know what
a baby I am, I lay down and cried because I was so happy.
Now that I am sure you read my letters,
I ’ll make them much more interesting, so they ’ll be
worth keeping in a safe with red tape around them—only please take
out that dreadful one and burn it up. I ’d hate to think that you
ever read it over.
Thank you for making a very sick, cross, miserable Freshman cheerful.
Probably you have lots of loving family and friends, and you don’t know
what it feels like to be alone. But I do.
Good-by—I ’ll promise never to be horrid again, because
now I know you ’re a real person; also I ’ll promise never
to bother you with any more questions.
Do you still hate girls?
Yours forever,
Judy.
8th hour, Monday.
Dear Daddy-Long-Legs,
I hope you are n’t the Trustee who sat on the toad? It went
off—I was told—with quite a pop, so probably he was a fatter
Trustee.
Do you remember the little dugout places with gratings over them by
the laundry windows in the John Grier Home? Every spring when the
hoptoad season opened we used to form a collection of toads and keep
them in those window holes; and occasionally they would spill over into
the laundry, causing a very pleasurable commotion on wash days. We were
severely punished for our activities in this direction, but in spite of
all discouragement the toads would collect.
And one day—well, I won’t bore you with particulars—but
somehow, one of the fattest, biggest, juiciest toads got into
one of those big leather arm chairs in the Trustees’ room, and that
afternoon at the Trustees’ meeting— But I dare say you were there
and recall the rest?
Looking back dispassionately after a period of time, I will say that
punishment was merited, and—if I remember
rightly—adequate.
I don’t know why I am in such a reminiscent mood except that spring
and the reappearance of toads always awakens the old acquisitive
instinct. The only thing that keeps me from starting a collection is the
fact that no rule exists against it.
After chapel, Thursday.
What do you think is my favorite book? Just now, I mean; I change
every three days. “Wuthering Heights.” Emily Bronté was quite young when
she wrote it,
and had never been outside of Haworth churchyard. She had never known
any men in her life; how could she imagine a man like
Heathcliffe?
I could n’t do it, and I ’m quite young and never
outside the John Grier Asylum—I ’ve had every chance in the
world. Sometimes a dreadful fear comes over me that I ’m not a
genius. Will you be awfully disappointed, Daddy, if I don’t turn out to
be a great author? In the spring when everything is so beautiful and
green and budding, I feel like turning my back on lessons, and
running away to play with the weather. There are such lots of adventures
out in the fields! It ’s much more entertaining to live books
than to write them.
Ow ! ! ! ! ! !
That was a shriek which brought Sallie and Julia and (for a disgusted
moment)
the Senior from across the hall. It was caused by a centipede like
this:
centipede
only worse. Just as I had finished the last sentence and was thinking
what to say next—plump!—it fell off the ceiling and landed
at my side. I tipped two cups off the tea table in trying to get
away. Sallie whacked it with the back of my hair brush—which I
shall never be able to use again—and killed the front end, but the
rear fifty feet ran under the bureau and escaped.
This dormitory, owing to its age and ivy-covered walls, is full of
centipedes. They are dreadful creatures. I ’d rather find a tiger
under the bed.
Friday, 9.30 P.
M.
Such a lot of troubles! I did n’t hear the rising bell this
morning, then I broke my shoe-string while I was hurrying to dress and
dropped my collar button down my neck. I was late for breakfast and
also for first-hour recitation. I forgot to take any blotting paper
and my fountain pen leaked. In trigonometry the Professor and I had a
disagreement touching a little matter of logarithms. On looking it up,
I find that she was right. We had mutton stew and pie-plant for
lunch—hate ’em both; they taste like the asylum. Nothing
but bills in my mail (though I must say that I never do get anything
else; my family are not the kind that write). In English class this
afternoon we had an unexpected written lesson. This was it:
I asked no other thing,
No other was denied.
I offered Being for it;
The mighty merchant smiled.
Brazil? He twirled a button
Without a glance my way:
But, madam, is there nothing else
That we can show to-day?
That is a poem. I don’t know who wrote it or what it means. It was
simply printed out on the blackboard when we arrived and we were ordered
to comment upon it. When I read the first verse I thought I had an
idea—The Mighty Merchant was a divinity who distributes blessings
in return for virtuous deeds—but when I got to the second verse
and found him twirling a button, it seemed a blasphemous supposition,
and I hastily changed my mind. The rest of the class was in the same
predicament; and there we sat for three quarters of an hour with blank
paper and equally blank minds. Getting an education is an awfully
wearing process!
But this did n’t end the day. There ’s worse to
come.
It rained so we could n’t play golf, but
had to go to gymnasium instead. The girl next to me banged my elbow with
an Indian club. I got home to find that the box with my new blue
spring dress had come, and the skirt was so tight that I
could n’t sit down. Friday is sweeping day, and the maid had
mixed all the papers on my desk. We had tombstone for dessert (milk and
gelatin flavored with vanilla). We were kept in chapel twenty minutes
later than usual to listen to a speech about womanly women. And
then—just as I was settling down with a sigh of well-earned relief
to “The Portrait of a Lady,” a girl named Ackerly,
a dough-faced, deadly, unintermittently stupid girl, who sits next
to me in Latin because her name begins with A (I wish Mrs. Lippett
had named me Zabriski), came to ask if Monday’s lesson commenced at
paragraph 69 or 70, and stayed ONE HOUR. She has just gone.
Did you ever hear of such a discouraging series of events? It
is n’t the big troubles
in life that require character. Anybody can rise to a crisis and face a
crushing tragedy with courage, but to meet the petty hazards of the day
with a laugh—I really think that requires spirit.
It ’s the kind of character that I am going to develop. I am
going to pretend that all life is just a game which I must play as
skilfully and fairly as I can. If I lose, I am going to shrug my
shoulders and laugh—also if I win.
Anyway, I am going to be a sport. You will never hear me complain
again, Daddy dear, because Julia wears silk stockings and centipedes
drop off the wall.
Yours ever,
Judy.
Answer soon.
May 27th.
Daddy-Long-Legs, Esq.
Dear Sir: I am in receipt of a
letter from Mrs. Lippett. She hopes that I am doing well in deportment
and studies. Since I probably have no place to go this summer, she will
let me come back to the asylum and work for my board until college
opens.
I HATE THE JOHN GRIER HOME.
I ’d rather die than go back.
Yours most truthfully,
Jerusha Abbott.
Cher Daddy-Jambes-Longes,
Vous etes un brick!
Je suis tres heureuse about the farm, parsque je n’ai
jamais been on a farm dans ma vie and I ’d hate
to retourner chez John Grier, et wash dishes tout
l’été. There would be danger of quelque chose affreuse
happening, parsque j’ai perdue ma humilité d’autre fois et j’ai
peur that I would just break out quelque jour et smash
every cup and saucer dans la maison.
Pardon brièveté et paper. Je ne peux pas send
des mes nouvelles parseque je suis dans French class et j’ai
peur que Monsieur le Professeur is going to call on me tout de
suite.
He did!
Au revoir,
Je vous aime beaucoup.
Judy.
May 30th.
Dear Daddy-Long-Legs,
Did you ever see this campus? (That is merely a rhetorical question.
Don’t let it annoy you.) It is a heavenly spot in May. All the shrubs
are in blossom and the trees are the loveliest young green—even
the old pines look fresh and new. The grass is dotted with yellow
dandelions and hundreds of girls in blue and white and pink dresses.
Everybody is joyous and care-free, for vacation ’s coming, and
with that to look forward to, examinations don’t count.
Is n’t that a happy frame of mind to be in? And oh, Daddy!
I ’m the happiest of all! Because I ’m not in the asylum
any more; and I ’m not anybody’s nurse-maid or typewriter or
bookkeeper (I should have been, you know, except for you).
I ’m sorry now for all my past badnesses.
I ’m sorry I was ever impertinent to Mrs. Lippett.
I ’m sorry I ever slapped Freddie Perkins.
I ’m sorry I ever filled the sugar bowl with salt.
I ’m sorry I ever made faces behind the Trustees’ backs.
I ’m going to be good and sweet and kind to everybody because
I ’m so happy. And this summer I ’m going to write and
write and write and begin to be a great author. Is n’t that an
exalted stand to take? Oh, I ’m developing a beautiful character!
It droops a bit under cold and frost, but it does grow fast when the sun
shines.
That ’s the way with everybody. I don’t agree with the theory
that adversity and sorrow and disappointment develop moral strength. The
happy people are the ones who are bubbling over with kindliness.
I have no faith in misanthropes. (Fine
word! Just learned it.) You are not a misanthrope are you, Daddy?
I started to tell you about the campus. I wish you ’d come for
a little visit and let me walk you about and say:
“That is the library. This is the gas plant, Daddy dear. The Gothic
building on your left is the gymnasium, and the Tudor Romanesque beside
it is the new infirmary.”
Oh, I ’m fine at showing people about. I ’ve done it
all my life at the asylum, and I ’ve been doing it all day here.
I have honestly.
And a Man, too!
That ’s a great experience. I never talked to a man before
(except occasional Trustees, and they don’t count). Pardon, Daddy.
I don’t mean to hurt your feelings when I abuse Trustees.
I don’t consider that you really belong among them. You just
tumbled onto the Board by chance. The Trustee, as such, is fat and
pompous and
benevolent. He pats one on the head and wears a gold watch chain.
a fat Trustee
That looks like a June bug, but is meant to be a portrait of any
Trustee except you.
However—to resume:
I have been walking and talking and having tea with a man. And with a
very superior man—with Mr. Jervis Pendleton of the House of Julia;
her uncle, in short (in
long, perhaps I ought to say; he ’s as tall as you). Being in
town on business, he decided to run out to the college and call on his
niece. He ’s her father’s youngest brother, but she
does n’t know him very intimately. It seems he glanced at her
when she was a baby, decided he did n’t like her, and has never
noticed her since.
Anyway, there he was, sitting in the reception room very proper with
his hat and stick and gloves beside him; and Julia and Sallie with
seventh-hour recitations that they could n’t cut. So Julia dashed
into my room and begged me to walk him about the campus and then deliver
him to her when the seventh hour was over. I said I would,
obligingly but unenthusiastically, because I don’t care much for
Pendletons.
But he turned out to be a sweet lamb. He ’s a real human
being—not a Pendleton at all. We had a beautiful time;
I ’ve longed for an uncle ever since. Do you
mind pretending you ’re my uncle? I believe they ’re
superior to grandmothers.
Mr. Pendleton reminded me a little of you, Daddy, as you were twenty
years ago. You see I know you intimately, even if we have n’t
ever met!
He ’s tall and thinnish with a dark face all over lines, and
the funniest underneath smile that never quite comes through but just
wrinkles up the corners of his mouth. And he has a way of making you
feel right off as though you ’d known him a long time.
He ’s very companionable.
We walked all over the campus from the quadrangle to the athletic
grounds; then he said he felt weak and must have some tea. He proposed
that we go to College Inn—it ’s just off the campus by the
pine walk. I said we ought to go back for Julia and Sallie, but he
said he did n’t like to have his nieces drink too much tea; it
made them nervous. So we just ran away and had tea
and muffins and marmalade and ice-cream and cake at a nice little table
out on the balcony. The inn was quite conveniently empty, this being the
end of the month and allowances low.
We had the jolliest time! But he had to run for his train the minute
he got back and he barely saw Julia at all. She was furious with me for
taking him off; it seems he ’s an unusually rich and desirable
uncle. It relieved my mind to find he was rich, for the tea and things
cost sixty cents apiece.
This morning (it ’s Monday now) three boxes of chocolates came
by express for Julia and Sallie and me. What do you think of that? To be
getting candy from a man!
I begin to feel like a girl instead of a foundling.
I wish you ’d come and take tea some day and let me see if I
like you. But
would n’t it be dreadful if I did n’t? However, I know I
should.
Bien! I make you my compliments.
“Jamais je ne t’oublierai.”
Judy.
P. S. I looked in the glass this morning and found a perfectly new
dimple that I ’d never seen before. It ’s very curious.
Where do you suppose it came from?
June 9th.
Dear Daddy-Long-Legs,
Happy day! I ’ve just finished my last
examination—Physiology. And now:
Three months on a farm!
I don’t know what kind of a thing a farm is. I ’ve never been
on one in my life. I ’ve never even looked at one (except from
the car window), but I know I ’m going to love it, and
I ’m going to love being free.
I am not used even yet to being outside the John Grier Home. Whenever
I think of it excited little thrills chase up and down my back.
I feel as though I must run faster and faster and keep looking over
my shoulder to make sure that Mrs. Lippett is n’t after me with
her arm stretched out to grab me back.
I don’t have to mind any one this summer, do I?
Your nominal authority does n’t annoy me in the least; you are
too far away to do any harm. Mrs. Lippett is dead forever, so far as I
am concerned, and the Semples are n’t expected to overlook my
moral welfare, are they? No, I am sure not. I am entirely
grown up. Hooray!
I leave you now to pack a trunk, and three boxes of teakettles and
dishes and sofa cushions and books.
Yours ever,
Judy.
P. S. Here is my physiology exam. Do you think you could have
passed?
Lock Willow Farm,
Saturday night.
Dearest Daddy-Long-Legs,
I ’ve only just come and I ’m not unpacked, but I can’t
wait to tell you how much I like farms. This is a heavenly, heavenly,
heavenly spot! The house is square like this:
the farm house
And old. A hundred years or so. It has a veranda on the side
which I can’t draw and a sweet porch in front. The picture
really does n’t do it justice—those things that look like
feather dusters are maple trees, and the prickly ones that border the
drive are murmuring pines and hemlocks. It stands on the top of a hill
and looks way off over miles of green meadows to another line of
hills.
hilly landscape
That is the way Connecticut goes, in a series of Marcelle waves; and
Lock Willow Farm is just on the crest of one wave. The barns used to be
across the road where they obstructed the view, but a kind flash of
lightning came from heaven and burnt them down.
The people are Mr. and Mrs. Semple and a hired girl and two hired
men. The hired people eat in the kitchen, and the Semples and Judy in
the dining-room. We had ham and eggs and biscuits and honey and
jelly-cake and pie and pickles and cheese
and tea for supper—and a great deal of conversation. I have never
been so entertaining in my life; everything I say appears to be funny.
I suppose it is, because I ’ve never been in the country
before, and my questions are backed by an all-inclusive ignorance.
The room marked with a cross is not where the murder was committed,
but the one that I occupy. It ’s big and square and empty, with
adorable old-fashioned furniture and windows that have to be propped up
on sticks and green shades trimmed with gold that fall down if you touch
them. And a big square mahogany table—I ’m going to spend
the summer with my elbows spread out on it, writing a novel.
Oh, Daddy, I ’m so excited! I can’t wait till daylight to
explore. It ’s 8.30 now, and I am about to blow out my candle and
try to go to sleep. We rise at five. Did you ever know such fun?
I can’t believe this is really Judy. You and the
Good Lord give me more than I deserve. I must be a very, very,
very good person to pay. I ’m going to be. You ’ll
see.
Good night,
Judy.
P. S. You should hear the frogs sing and the little pigs
squeal—and you should see the new moon! I saw it over my
right shoulder.
Lock Willow,
July 12th.
Dear Daddy-Long-Legs,
How did your secretary come to know about Lock Willow? (That
is n’t a rhetorical question. I am awfully curious to know.)
For listen to this: Mr. Jervis Pendleton used to own this farm, but now
he has given it to Mrs. Semple who was his old nurse. Did you ever hear
of such a funny coincidence? She still calls him “Master Jervie” and
talks about what a sweet little boy he used to be. She has one of his
baby curls put away in a box, and it ’s red—or at least
reddish!
Since she discovered that I know him, I have risen very much in her
opinion. Knowing a member of the Pendleton family is the best
introduction one can have at
Lock Willow. And the cream of the whole family is Master Jervie—I
am pleased to say that Julia belongs to an inferior branch.
The farm gets more and more entertaining. I rode on a hay wagon
yesterday. We have three big pigs and nine little piglets, and you
should see them eat. They are pigs! We ’ve oceans of
little baby chickens and ducks and turkeys and guinea fowls. You must be
mad to live in a city when you might live on a farm.
It is my daily business to hunt the eggs. I fell off a beam in the
barn loft yesterday, while I was trying to crawl over to a nest that the
black hen has stolen. And when I came in with a scratched knee, Mrs.
Semple bound it up with witch-hazel, murmuring all the time, “Dear!
Dear! It seems only yesterday that Master Jervie fell off that very same
beam and scratched this very same knee.”
The scenery around here is perfectly beautiful. There ’s a
valley and a river
and a lot of wooded hills, and way in the distance, a tall blue mountain
that simply melts in your mouth.
We churn twice a week; and we keep the cream in the spring house
which is made of stone with the brook running underneath. Some of the
farmers around here have a separator, but we don’t care for these
new-fashioned ideas. It may be a little harder to take care of cream
raised in pans, but it ’s enough better to pay. We have six
calves; and I ’ve chosen the names for all of them.
1. Sylvia, because she was born in the woods.
2. Lesbia, after the Lesbia in Catullus.
3. Sallie.
4. Julia—a spotted, nondescript animal.
5. Judy, after me.
6. Daddy-Long-Legs. You don’t mind, do you, Daddy? He ’s pure
Jersey and has a sweet disposition. He looks like this—you can see
how appropriate the name is.
long-legged calf
I have n’t had time yet to begin my immortal novel; the farm
keeps me too busy.
Yours always,
Judy.
P. S. I ’ve learned to make doughnuts.
P. S. (2) If you are thinking of raising chickens, let me recommend
Buff Orpingtons. They have n’t any pin feathers.
P. S. (3) I wish I could send you a pat of the nice, fresh butter I
churned yesterday. I ’m a fine dairy-maid!
P. S. (4) This is a picture of Miss Jerusha Abbott, the future great
author, driving home the cows.
Buttercup Daisy Birdie Bess Spotty (I can’t draw cows!)
Sunday.
Dear Daddy-Long-Legs,
Is n’t it funny? I started to write to you yesterday
afternoon, but as far as I got was the heading, “Dear Daddy-Long-Legs,”
and then I remembered I ’d promised to pick some blackberries for
supper, so I went off and left the sheet lying on the table, and when I
came back to-day, what do you think I found sitting in the middle of the
page? A real true Daddy-Long-Legs!
daddy-long-legs spider
I picked him up very gently by one leg, and dropped him out of the
window.
I would n’t hurt one of them for the world. They always
remind me of you.
We hitched up the spring wagon this morning and drove to the Center
to church. It ’s a sweet little white frame church with a spire
and three Doric columns in front (or maybe Ionic—I always get them
mixed).
A nice, sleepy sermon with everybody drowsily waving palm-leaf fans,
and the only sound aside from the minister, the buzzing of locusts in
the trees outside. I did n’t wake up till I found myself on
my feet singing the hymn, and then I was awfully sorry I had n’t
listened to the sermon; I should like to know more of the
psychology of a man who would pick out such a hymn. This was it:
Come, leave your sports and earthly toys
And join me in celestial joys.
Or else, dear friend, a long farewell.
I leave you now to sink to hell.
I find that it is n’t safe to discuss religion with the
Semples. Their God (whom they have inherited intact from their remote
Puritan ancestors) is a narrow, irrational, unjust, mean, revengeful,
bigoted Person. Thank heaven I don’t inherit any God from anybody!
I am free to make mine up as I wish Him. He ’s kind and
sympathetic and imaginative and forgiving and understanding—and He
has a sense of humor.
I like the Semples immensely; their practice is so superior to their
theory. They are better than their own God. I told them
so—and they are horribly troubled. They think I am
blasphemous—and I think they are! We ’ve dropped theology
from our conversation.
This is Sunday afternoon.
Amasai (hired man) in a purple tie and some bright yellow buckskin
gloves, very red and shaved, has just driven off with Carrie (hired
girl) in a big hat trimmed
with red roses and a blue muslin dress and her hair curled as tight as
it will curl. Amasai spent all the morning washing the buggy; and Carrie
stayed home from church ostensibly to cook the dinner, but really to
iron the muslin dress.
In two minutes more when this letter is finished I am going to settle
down to a book which I found in the attic. It ’s entitled,
“On the Trail,” and sprawled across the front page in a funny little-boy
hand:
Jervis Pendleton
If this book should ever roam,
Box its ears and send it home.
He spent the summer here once after he had been ill, when he was
about eleven years old; and he left “On the Trail” behind. It looks well
read—the marks of his grimy little hands are frequent! Also in a
corner of the attic there is a water wheel and a windmill and some bows
and
arrows. Mrs. Semple talks so constantly about him that I begin to
believe he really lives—not a grown man with a silk hat and
walking stick, but a nice, dirty, tousle-headed boy who clatters up the
stairs with an awful racket, and leaves the screen doors open, and is
always asking for cookies. (And getting them, too, if I know Mrs.
Semple!) He seems to have been an adventurous little soul—and
brave and truthful. I ’m sorry to think he is a Pendleton; he was
meant for something better.
We ’re going to begin threshing oats to-morrow; a steam engine
is coming and three extra men.
It grieves me to tell you that Buttercup (the spotted cow with one
horn, Mother of Lesbia) has done a disgraceful thing. She got into the
orchard Friday evening and ate apples under the trees, and ate and ate
until they went to her head. For two days she has been perfectly dead drunk!
That is the truth I am telling. Did you ever hear anything so
scandalous?
Sir,
I remain,
Your affectionate orphan,
Judy Abbott.
P. S. Indians in the first chapter and highwaymen in the second.
I hold my breath. What can the third contain? “Red Hawk
leapt twenty feet in the air and bit the dust.” That is the subject of
the frontispiece. Are n’t Judy and Jervie having fun?
September 15th.
Dear Daddy,
I was weighed yesterday on the flour scales in the general store at
the Corners. I ’ve gained nine pounds! Let me recommend Lock
Willow as a health resort.
Yours ever,
Judy.
Judy thin and fat