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Title: The Book of Ballads

Author: Sir Theodore Martin

William Edmondstoune Aytoun

Illustrator: Alfred Crowquill

Richard Doyle

John Leech

Release date: January 30, 2014 [eBook #44798]

Language: English

Credits: Produced by David Widger from page scans generously provided
by the Internet Archive

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THE BOOK OF BALLADS

By Various

Edited by BON GAULTIER


Illustrated by DOYLE, LEECH, CROMQUILL


Eleventh Edition

1870



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CONTENTS

THE BROKEN PITCHER

DON FERNANDO GOMERSALEZ

THE COURTSHIP OF OUR CID

AMERICAN BALLADS

THE FIGHT WITH THE SNAPPING TURTLE

FYTTE FIRST

FYTTE SECOND.


THE LAY OF MR COLT.

STREAK THE FIRST.

STREAK THE SECOND.


THE DEATH OF JABEZ DOLLAR

THE ALABAMA DUEL

THE AMERICAN'S APOSTROPHE TO BOZ

MISCELLANEOUS BALLADS

THE STUDENT OF JENA

THE LAY OF THE JEBITE

BURSCH GROGGNEBURG

NIGHT AND MORNING

THE BITTER BIT

THE MEETING

THE CONVICT AND THE AUSTRALIAN LADY

DOLEFUL LAY OF THE HONORABLE J. O. UWINS

THE KNYGHTE AND THE TAYLZEOUR'S DAUGHTER

THE MIDNIGHT VISIT

THE LAY OF THE LOVELORN.

MY WIFE'S COUSIN

THE QUEEN IN FRANCE

PART I.

PART II.


THE MASSACRE OF MACPHERSON

THE YOUNG STOCKBROKER'S BRIDE

THE LAUREATES' TOURNEY

FYTTE THE FIRST.

FYTTE THE SECOND.


THE ROYAL BANQUET

THE BARD OF ERIN'S LAMENT

THE LAUREATE

MONTGOMERY, A POEM.

THE DEATH OF SPACE

LITTLE JOHN AND THE RED FRIAR, A LAY OF SHERWOOD.

FYTTE THE FIRST.

FYTTE THE SECOND


THE RHYME OF SIR LAUNCELOT BOGLE.

THE LAY OF THE LOVER'S FRIEND

FRANCESCA DA RIMINI

TO BON GAULTIER.

THE CADI'S DAUGHTER, A LEGEND OF THE BOSPHORUS.

THE DIRGE OF THE DRINKER

THE DEATH OF DUBAL

EASTERN SERENADE

DAME FREDEGONDE

THE DEATH OF ISHMAEL.

PARR'S LIFE PILLS

TARQUIN AND THE AUGUR

LA MORT d'ARTHUR

NOT BY ALFRED TENNYSON.

JUPITER AND THE INDIAN ALE

THE LAY OF THE DONDNEY BROTHERS

PARIS AND HELEN

SONG OF THE ENNUYE

CAROLINE

FOUND IN MY EMPORIUM OF LOVE-TOKENS.

THE MISHAP

COMFORT IN AFFLICTION

THE INVOCATION

THE HUSBAND'S PETITION

SONNET TO BRITAIN.









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THE BROKEN PITCHER

  It was a Moorish maiden was sitting by a well,
  And what the maiden thought of, I cannot, cannot tell,
  When by there rode a valiant knight from the town of
           Oviedo—
  Alphonzo Guzman was he hight, the Count of Tololedo.
  "Oh, maiden, Moorish maiden, why sitt'st thou by the
           spring?
  Say, dost thou seek a lover, or any other thing?
  Why dost thou look upon me, with eyes so dark and wide,
  And wherefore doth the pitcher lie broken by thy side?"
  "I do not seek a lover, thou Christian knight so gay,
  Because an article like that hath never come my way;
  And why I gaze upon you, I cannot, cannot tell,
  Except that in your iron hose you look uncommon swell.
  "My pitcher it is broken, and this the reason is,—
  A shepherd came behind me, and tried to snatch a kiss;
  I would not stand his nonsense, so ne'er a word I spoke,
  But scored him on the costard, and so the jug was broke.
  "My uncle, the Alcaydè, he waits for me at home,
  And will not take his tumbler until Zorayda come:
  I cannot bring him water—the pitcher is in pieces—
  And so I'm sure to catch it, 'cos he wallops all his nieces."
  "Oh, maiden, Moorish maiden! wilt thou be ruled by me!
  So wipe thine eyes and rosy lips, and give me kisses three;
  And I'll give thee my helmet, thou kind and courteous lady,
  To carry home the water to thy uncle, the Alcaydè."
  He lighted down from off his steed—he tied him to a
        tree—
  He bent him to the maiden, and he took his kisses three;
  "To wrong thee, sweet Zorayda, I swear would be a sin!"
  And he knelt him at the fountain, and he dipped his
        helmet in.
  Up rose the Moorish maiden—behind the knight she steals,
  And caught Alphonzo Guzman in a twinkling by the heels:
  She tipped him in, and held him down beneath the bub-
  bling water,—
  "Now, take thou that for venturing to kiss Al Hamet's
         daughter!"
  A Christian maid is weeping in the town of Oviedo;
  She waits the coming of her love, the Count of Tololedo.
  I pray you all in charity, that you will never tell,
  How he met the Moorish maiden beside the lonely well.



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DON FERNANDO GOMERSALEZ

        From the Spanish of Astley's.
  Don Fernando Gomersalez! basely have
      they borne thee down;
  Paces ten behind thy charger is thy
      glorious body thrown;
  Fetters have they bound upon thee—iron
      fetters, fast and sure;
  Don Fernando Gomersalez, thou art cap-
      tive to the Moor!
  Long within a dingy dungeon pined that brave and noble
         knight,
  For the Saracenic warriors well they knew and feared his
         might;
  Long he lay and long he languished on his dripping bed
         of stone,
  Till the cankered iron fetters ate their way into his bone.
  On the twentieth day of August—'twas the feast of false
         Mahound—
  Came the Moorish population from the neighbouring cities
         round;
  There to hold their foul carousal, there to dance and there
         to sing,
  And to pay their yearly homage to Al-Widdicomb, the
        King!
  First they wheeled their supple coursers, wheeled them at
         their utmost speed,
  Then they galloped by in squadrons, tossing far the light
         jereed;
  Then around the circus racing, faster than the swallow
         flies,
  Did they spurn the yellow sawdust in the rapt spectators'
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  Proudly did the Moorish monarch every passing warrior
          greet,
  As he sate enthroned above them, with the lamps beneath
         his feet;
  "Tell me, thou black-bearded Cadi! are there any in the
         land,
  That against my janissaries dare one hour in combat stand?"
  Then the bearded Cadi answered—"Be not wroth, my lord
         the King,
  If thy faithful slave shall venture to observe one little thing;
  Valiant,
doubtless, are thy warriors, and their beards are
          long and hairy,
  And a thunderbolt in battle is each bristly janissary:
  "But I cannot, O my sovereign, quite forget that fearful
         day,
  "When I saw the Christian army in its terrible array;
  When they charged across the footlights like a torrent
   down its bed,
  With the red cross floating o'er them, and Fernando at
        their head!
  "Don Fernando Gomersalez! matchless chieftain he in war,
  Mightier than Don Sticknejo, braver than the Cid Bivar!
  Not a cheek within Grenada, O my King, but wan and
        pale is,
  When they hear the dreaded name of Don Fernando
       Gomersalez!"
  "Thou shalt see thy champion, Cadi! hither quick the
        captive bring!"
  Thus in wrath and deadly anger spoke Al-Widdicomb, the
        King:
  "Paler than a maiden's forehead is the Christian's hue, I
         ween,
  Since a year within the dungeons of Grenada he hath
        been!"
  Then they brought the Gomersalez, and they led the
         warrior in;
  Weak and wasted seemed his body, and his face was pale
        and thin;
  But the ancient fire was burning, unallayed, within his eye,
  And his step was proud and stately, and his look was stern
         and high.
  Scarcely from tumultuous cheering could the galleried
        crowd refrain,
  For they knew Don Gomersalez and his prowess in the
        plain;
  But they feared the grizzly despot and his myrmidons in
         steel,
  So their sympathy descended in the fruitage of Seville.
  "Wherefore, monarch, hast thou brought me from the
        dungeon dark and drear,
  Where these limbs of mine have wasted in confinement
        for a year?
  Dost thou lead me forth to torture?—Rack and pincers
        I defy!
  Is it that thy base grotesquos may behold a hero die?"
  "Hold thy peace, thou Christian caitiff, and attend to what
         I say!
  Thou art called the starkest rider of the Spanish cur's array:
  If
thy courage be undaunted, as they say it was of yore,
  Thou mayst yet achieve thy freedom,—yet regain thy
        native shore.
  "Courses three within this circus 'gainst my warriors shalt
          thou run,
  Ere yon weltering pasteboard ocean shall receive yon
        muslin sun;
  Victor—thou shalt have thy freedom; but if stretched
         upon the plain,
  To thy dark and dreary dungeon they shall hale thee back
         again."
  "Give me but the armour, monarch, I have worn in many
         a field,
  Give me but my trusty helmet, give me but my dinted
        shield;
  And my old steed, Bavieca, swiftest courser in the ring,
  And I rather should imagine that I'll do the business, King!"
  Then they carried down the armour from the garret where
         it lay,
  O! but it was red and rusty, and the plumes were shorn
         away:
  And they led out Bavieca from a foul and filthy van,
  For the conqueror had sold him to a Moorish dogs'-meat
         man.
  When the steed beheld his master, then he whinnied loud
          and free,
  And, in token of subjection, knelt upon each broken knee;
  And a tear of walnut largeness to the warrior's eyelids
         rose,
  As he fondly picked a bean-straw from his coughing
        courser's nose.
  "Many a time, O Bavieca, hast thou borne me through
        the fray!
  Bear me but again as deftly through the listed ring this
         day;
  Or if thou art worn and feeble, as may well have come to
         pass,
  Time it is, my trusty charger, both of us were sent to grass!"
  Then he seized his lance, and vaulting in the saddle sate
         upright;
  Marble seemed the noble courser, iron seemed the mailèd
         knight;
  And a cry of admiration burst from every Moorish lady.
  "Five to four on Don Fernando!" cried the sable-bearded
         Cadi.
  Warriors three from Alcantara burst into the listed space,
  Warriors three, all bred in battle, of the proud Alhambra
         race:
  Trumpets
sounded, coursers bounded, and the foremost
         straight went down,
  Tumbling, like a sack of turnips, just before the jeering
         Clown.
  In the second chieftain galloped, and he bowed him to the
         King,
  And his saddle-girths were tightened by the Master of the
         Ring;
  Through three blazing hoops he bounded ere the desperate
         fight began—
  Don Fernando! bear thee bravely!—'tis the Moor Abdor-
         rhoman!
  Like a double streak of lightning, clashing in the sulphurous
          sky,
  Met the pair of hostile heroes, and they made the sawdust
  And the Moslem spear so stiffly smote on Don Fernando's
         mail,
  That he reeled, as if in liquor, back to Bavieca's tail:
  But he caught the mace beside him, and he griped it hard
         and fast,
  And he swung it starkly upwards as the foeman bounded
         past;
  And
the deadly stroke descended through, the skull and
         through the brain,
  As ye may have seen a poker cleave a cocoa-nut in twain.
  Sore astonished was the monarch, and the Moorish warriors
         all,
  Save the third bold chief, who tarried and beheld his
        brethren fall;
  And the Clown, in haste arising from the footstool where
         he sat,
  Notified the first appearance of the famous Acrobat;
  Never on a single charger rides that stout and stalwart
         Moor,—
  Five beneath his stride so stately bear him o'er the
        trembling floor;
  Five Arabians, black as midnight—on their necks the rein
         he throws,
  And the outer and the inner feel the pressure of his toes.
  Never wore that chieftain armour; in a knot himself he
        ties,
  With his grizzly head appearing in the centre of his
        thighs,
  Till the petrified spectator asks, in paralysed alarm,
  Where may be the warrior's body,—which is leg, and
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  "Sound the charge!" The coursers started; with a yell
         and furious vault,
  High in air the Moorish champion cut a wondrous somer-
        sault;
  O'er the head of Don Fernando like a tennis-ball he sprung,
  Caught him tightly by the girdle, and behind the crupper
         hung.
  Then his dagger Don Fernando plucked from out its
        jewelled sheath,
  And he struck the Moor so fiercely, as he grappled him
        beneath,
  That
the good Damascus weapon sank within the folds
         of fat,
  And as dead as Julius Cæsar dropped the Gordian
        Acrobat.
  Meanwhile fast the sun was sinking—it had sunk beneath
         the sea,
  Ere Fernando Gomersalez smote the latter of the three;
  And Al-Widdicomb, the monarch, pointed, with a bitter
         smile,
  To the deeply-darkening canvass;—blacker grew it all the
         while.
  "Thou hast slain my warriors, Spaniard! but thou hast
         not kept thy time;
  Only two had sunk before thee ere I heard the curfew
        chime;
  Back thou goest to thy dungeon, and thou mayst be
        wondrous glad
  That thy head is on thy shoulders for thy work to-day,
         my lad!
  "Therefore all thy boasted valour, Christian dog, of no
         avail is!"
  Dark as midnight grew the brow of Don Fernando Gomer-
         salez;—
  Stiffly
sate he in his saddle, grimly looked around the
         ring,
  Laid his lance within the rest, and shook his gauntlet at
         the King.
  "O, thou foul and faithless traitor! wouldst thou play me
         false again?
  Welcome death and welcome torture, rather than the
        captive's chain!
  But I give thee warning, caitiff! Look thou sharply to
        thine eye—
  Unavenged, at least in harness, Gomersalez shall not
        die!"
  Thus he spoke, and Bavieca like an arrow forward flew,
  Right and left the Moorish squadron wheeled to let the
        hero through;
  Brightly gleamed the lance of vengeance—fiercely sped
        the fatal thrust—
  From his throne the Moorish monarch tumbled lifeless in
        the dust.
  Speed thee, speed thee, Bavieca! speed thee faster than
         the wind!
  Life and freedom are before thee, deadly foes give chase
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  Speed thee up the sloping spring-board; o'er the bridge
            that spans the seas;
  Yonder gauzy moon will light thee through the grove of
          canvas trees.
  Close
before thee, Pampeluna spreads her painted paste-
          board gate!
  Speed thee onward, gallant courser, speed thee with thy
         knightly freight!
  Victory! The town receives them!—Gentle ladies, this
         the tale is,
  Which I learned in Astley's Circus, of Fernando Gomer-
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THE COURTSHIP OF OUR CID

  What a pang of sweet emotion
  Thrilled the Master of the Ring,
  When he first beheld the lady
  Through the stabled portal spring!
  Midway in his wild grimacing
  Stopped the piebald-visaged Clown
  And the thunders of the audience
  Nearly brought the gallery down.
  Donna Inez Woolfordinez!
  Saw ye ever such a maid,
  With the feathers swaling o'er her,
  And her spangled rich brocade?
  In her fairy hand a horsewhip,
  On her foot a buskin small,
  So she stepped, the stately damsel,
  Through the scarlet grooms and all.
  And she beckoned for her courser,
  And they brought a milk-white mare;
  Proud, I ween, was that Arabian
  Such a gentle freight to bear:
  And the Master moved to greet her,
  With a proud and stately walk;
  And, in reverential homage,
  Rubbed her soles with virgin chalk.
  Round she flew, as Flora flying
  Spans the circle of the year;
  And the youth of London, sighing,
  Half forgot the ginger-beer—
  Quite forgot the maids beside them;
  As they surely well might do,
  When she raised two Roman candles,
  Shooting fireballs red and blue!
  Swifter
than the Tartar's arrow,
  Lighter than the lark in flight,
  On the left foot now she bounded,
  Now she stood upon the right.
  Like a beautiful Bacchante,
  Here she soars, and there she kneels,
  While amid her floating tresses
  Flash two whirling Catherine wheels!
  Hark! the blare of yonder trumpet!
  See, the gates are opened wide!
  Room, there, room for Gomersalez,—
  Gomersalez in his pride!
  Rose the shouts of exultation,
  Rose the cat's triumphant call,
  As he bounded, man and courser,
  Over Master, Clown, and all!
  Donna Inez Woolfordinez!
  Why those blushes on thy cheek?
  Doth thy trembling bosom tell thee,
  He hath come thy love to seek?
  Fleet thy Arab, but behind thee
  He is rushing like a gale;
  One foot on his coal-black's shoulders,
  And the other on his tail!
  Onward,
onward, panting maiden!
  He is faint, and fails, for now
  By the feet he hangs suspended
  From his glistening saddle-bow.
  Down are gone both cap and feather,
  Lance and gonfalon are down!
  Trunks, and cloak, and vest of velvet,
  He has flung them to the Clown,
  Faint and failing! Up he vaulteth,
  Fresh as when he first began;
  All in coat of bright vermilion,
  'Quipped as Shaw, the Lifeguardsman;
  Eight and left his whizzing broadsword,
  Like a sturdy flail, he throws;
  Cutting out a path unto thee
  Through imaginary foes.
  Woolfordinez! speed thee onward!
  He is hard upon thy track,—
  Paralysed is Widdicombez,
  Nor his whip can longer crack;
  He has flung away his broadsword,
  'Tis to clasp thee to his breast.
  Onward!—see, he bares his bosom,
  Tears away his scarlet vest;
  Leaps
from out his nether garments,
  And his leathern stock unties—
  As the flower of London's dustmen,
  Now in swift pursuit he flies.
  Nimbly now he cuts and shuffles,
  O'er the buckle, heel and toe!
  Flaps his hands in his tail-pockets,
  Winks to all the throng below!
  Onward, onward rush the coursers;
  Woolfordinez, peerless girl,
  O'er the garters lightly bounding
  From her steed with airy whirl!
  Gomersalez, wild with passion,
  Danger—all but her—forgets;
  Wheresoe'er she flies, pursues her,
  Casting clouds of somersets!
  Onward, onward rush the coursers;
  Bright is Gomersalez' eye;
  Saints protect thee, Woolfordinez,
  For his triumph sure is nigh:
  Now his courser's flanks he lashes,
  O'er his shoulder flings the rein,
  And his feet aloft he tosses,
  Holding stoutly by the mane!
  Then, his feet once more regaining,
  Doffs his jacket, doffs his smalls,
  And in graceful folds around him
  A bespangled tunic falls.
  Pinions from his heels are bursting,
  His bright locks have pinions o'er them;
  And the public see with rapture
  Maia's nimble son before them.
  Speed thee, speed thee, Woolfordinez!
  For a panting god pursues;
  And the chalk is very nearly
  Rubbed from thy White satin shoes;
  Every bosom throbs with terror,
  You might hear a pin to drop;
  All is hushed, save where a starting
  Cork gives out a casual pop.
  One smart lash across his courser,
  One tremendous bound and stride,
  And our noble Cid was standing
  By his Woolfordinez' side!
  With a god's embrace he clasped her,
  Raised her in his manly arms;
  And the stables' closing barriers
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AMERICAN BALLADS







THE FIGHT WITH THE SNAPPING TURTLE







FYTTE FIRST

  Have you heard of Philip Slingsby,
  Slingsby of the manly chest;
  How he slew the Snapping Turtle
  In the regions of the 'West?