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Front Cover.

COLE'S Funny Picture Book No. 1

  Or Family Amuser And Instructor;
  To Delight The Children And Make Home Happier;
  The Best Child's Picture Book In All The World.

  It Contains Also Choice Riddles, Games
  and pieces of reading for Adults.
  Look through it yourself.

  Long ago the Rainbow was a Sign it is said,
  Now 'tis the Sign of Cole's Book Arcade.
  So, when in the sky a bow is displayed,
  Be sure that you think of the Book Arcade.
  Cole's Book Arcade strange as it looks,
  Contains more than a million books.
  New and second-hand, common and rare,
  Can get most any book you want there.


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*] BIBLIOGRAPHICAL NOTE: The reprintings of this book since Cole's death in 1918 have involved very few changes, and in most cases it has been bibliographically misleading to term them "editions". Undoubtedly, somewhere in the past, the distinction between a "printing" and an "edition" has not been understood. However, with due cognisance of the irregularity, the practice of giving each reprint a new edition number accompanied by a running sales total is being maintained for statistical interest.

Portrait of E. W. Cole.

Edward William Cole

  Born Woodchurch, Kent, England
      4th January, 1832

  Died Essendon, Victoria, Australia
      16th December, 1918



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Page 1—Australia


Australia Is The Best Country On Earth

Australia a Grand Country

I think that Australia, for it's size, is, all-round, the best country in the world. It's climate is pleasant and health-giving. It has no desolating blizzards, no frost bites, and few sunstrokes. In edible produce, for both size and quality, it stands very high, if not the highest. I have been in many lands, but never saw a country supply such a variety of products as Australia does—potatoes, onions, cabbages, carrots, peas, beans and scores of other vegetables in abundance. In fruits it produces apples, pears, plums, peaches, oranges, grapes, and Northern Australia also produces all the tropical fruits in abundance wherever cultivated. In corn Australia produces superior wheat, oats, barley, maize and all other kinds in abundance, especially when scientifically irrigated. As a milk, butter and meat country, it is one of the best in the world. It is the largest and best wool-producing country in the world. It contains the largest area in the world especially suitable for growing cotton, the most extensively-used clothing material. Flowers grow luxuriantly and beautifully whenever cultivated and watered. A few years ago when writing on the "White Australia" question, I stated that with high culture, water irrigation, and scientific irrigation, Australia was capable of supporting 400 millions of inhabitants. A high literary authority, in reviewing the book, remarked that this seemed like a "gross exaggeration"; but probably he had not thought so much on the subject as I had.

I will here concisely state the principle reasons for my opinion. The great want of Australia, to make it amazingly fruitful, is the complete conservation of water and it's scientific application to the soil. Water, warmth, and soil will grow anything in Australia, if rationally managed. Australia has abundance of water now running to waste. On thousands of house-roofs water enough is caught for the domestic use of the respective families. Over large areas of the country there are 30 inches of rainfall, and the average rainfall over vast areas is 24 inches, and could be made much greater by cultivation. Four-fifths of this water now runs to waste. Again surface-parched Australia has vast areas of underground water which only require to be tapped and brought to the surface, to irrigate and fertilise the soil.

Australia is also a country where timber grows well and fast, if planted in trenched ground and slightly irrigated. Hundreds of straight trees can be grown upon an acre of land if they are first planted thickly and some gradually thinned out. Many kinds of trees will grow upon very poor soil if they are properly planted and irrigated, as the bulk of their sustenance is derived from the air. One more remark about trees and their possibilities as food providers. Wherever any kind of tree will grow some kind of fruit tree will grow. There are hundreds of millions of gum trees growing in Australia. Where every one of these trees is, some kind of fruit tree would grow if properly planted and looked after.

Again, to utilise Australia to it's full extent the whole world should be sought through for the best plants and trees of every kind, and only the very best grown, and those in situations and soil best adapted for them.

One argument against Australia is that much of its surface is sandy, but experiments and developments in various countries show that the planting of marram grass, lupins, and other plants ties even the drifting sand together and gradually, through their decay, turns the sandy wastes into fertile soil. Besides, science can, in many other ways, utilise the elements in the air to enrich the soil.


Australia's Mineral Resources

It has been objected that in the above epitome no mention is made of the great mineral wealth of Australia. The reason is that minerals, exceedingly useful as they are in the arts, are not absolutely necessary (with the exception perhaps of iron) to the feeding, clothing, and housing of mankind. Vast multitudes have lived without them; but it may be remarked that Australia is a country very rich in minerals; some hold it the richest in the world. It possesses immense deposits of iron not yet utilised, and the most extensive gold-fields yet discovered. Australia and Tasmania have, according to the latest estimate of our Commonwealth Statistician, produced minerals to the value of £660,252,694—comprising in round numbers, Gold £474,000,000; Tin £24,000,000; and other kinds £8,000,000. The bulk of the above has been produced during the last 60 years, in a population rising from about 300,000 to 4,000,000 and it forecasts how vast the mineral-producing future of Australia is likely to be. Altogether Australia is a country as highly favoured by nature as any other of equal size upon earth, for the bountiful production of useful animals, vegetables, minerals, and men.


The Best Country On Earth—Unknown Australia

"'If we Australians took as much trouble to prepare for our summer as the Canadians take to forestall their winter, Australia would be THE MOST PROSPEROUS COUNTRY ON EARTH.'

The speaker was the Rev. A. R. Edgar, head of the Central Mission, Melbourne.

"'After circling the globe, then, you are still satisfied that Australia is not a bad country to live in?'

"'The best,' said Mr Edgar, emphatically. 'I have no hesitation in saying that Canada and America are not to be compared with Australia. Unfortunately, England doesn't know it. Australia herself doesn't half realise it, and as for America and Canada, they haven't the remotest ghost of a notion of it. In England they learn with regrettable slowness, and their knowledge is scanty indeed; but across the Atlantic the ignorance is deplorable. "Australia?" says the Canadian. "Oh yes! Let's see, that's the place where it's always droughty—yes, yes, to be sure, the place where y' can't get a drink of water." He laughs at the idea of Australia producing as much wool and wheat as Canada, and bluntly tells you there's no country on the face of the planet can grow wheat and wool like his. But the fact is, there isn't a bit of territory fit to compare with the Western District of Victoria, for example, and conditions are infinitely harder for the agriculturist than in Australia. Canada's western district is icebound in winter, and her eastern lands are strewn over with great boulders, between which the plough works laboriously in and out'."—From the "New Idea."

I often feel for the dweller in Canada; for notwithstanding his beautiful spring and autumn he has six months of ice and snow and freezing winds, and I feel selfishly grateful that my lot is cast in more genial Australia.

Let us well ponder Mr. Edgar's concise and forcible statement: "If we Australians took as much trouble to prepare for our summer as the Canadians take to forestall their winter, Australia would be the most prosperous country on earth."

This is quite true. The Canadian must thoughtfully and rationally prepare for his winter, or he would freeze and starve. We have no frigid climate to prepare against, but we have possible drought, and our first and greatest consideration should be the conservation of water for irrigation.

This water conservation is exceedingly important thing. Men do not think, and the waste is enormous. When the rain falls it runs into the gully, from the gully to the creek, from the creek to the river, from the river into the sea; and then in the dry season water is deplorably scarce.

I once asked a young squatter from the New South Wales side of the Murray "Have you got a garden?" He answered: "No: it is too dry up our way!" I said, "How do you get water for domestic purposes?" He answered, "We catch it off the roof; we catch it in 11 tanks and are never out of a supply." I asked, "How large an area have all your roofs put together?" He answered, "I think about 20 feet by 100 feet." This would be about a twentieth of an acre. Now just reflect! One acre of rainfall would supply, if caught, 20 establishments like that squatter's home, for the rain would fall fairly alike over that part of the country. A rainfall of 30 inches over an acre of ground measures about 680,000 gallons and weighs about 3000 tons, the bulk of which is allowed to run away every year!

A gentleman said to me the other day, "Since the water was brought to Coolgardie and Kalgoorlie, under Sir John Forrest's great scheme, they have very beautiful gardens right along the line of supply. Wherever the water touches the land the vegetation is splendid, and, what is more, the evaporation is bringing heavier rainfall." Of course, wherever cultivation and irrigation are carried on, more evaporation takes place, and, in most cases, causes additional rainfall.

When I affirmed that Australia was capable of supporting 400 millions of people I did not mean Australia as we now have it, but as it might be, and probably will be, when water is carefully conserved and its soil scientifically irrigated and cultivated.

                        E.W. Cole



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Page 2—Cole's Funny Picture Book


I Want Cole's Funny Picture Book.



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Page 3—Index


This Is The Funniest Picture Book In The World For Children

If you search through the World you will not get a book that will so please a child, if you pay £100 or even £1000 for it. To parents, Grandparents, Uncles, Aunts, and Friends—Every Good Child should be given one of these Books for being Good. Every Bad Child should be given one to try to make it Good.

BABY RHYMES
  Baby Going to Bed 4
  Baby, Getting up 5
  This Pig Went to Market 6
  Baby Riding 6
  Naughty Baby 7

LITTLE CHILDREN'S STORIES
  Tom Thumb's Alphabet 8
  Sing a Song-a-Sixpence 8
  A Apple Pie 8
  Captain Duck 8
  Hey-Diddle-Diddle 9

GIRL LAND
  Cry-Baby Belle 10
  A Naughty Little Girl 10
  Paulina Pry 10
  Tearful Annie 10
  Hattie's Birthday 11
  Youth and Age 11
  A Lost Child 11
  Little Mary 11
  Girl and Angel 11
  Girl Who Wouldn't go to Bed 12
  Girl That Beat Her Sister 12
  The Sulky Girl 12
  Girl Who Sucked Her Fingers 12
  The Greedy Little Girl 12
  Girl Who Played With Fire 12
  The Vulgar Little Lady 12
  Peggy Won't 13
  The Wonderful Shadows 13
  Little Bo-Peep 14
  Pammy Was A Pretty Girl 14
  The Little Husband 14
  I'm Governess 14
  Meddlesome Matty 15
  Girl Who Spilled the Ink 15
  Girl Who Was Always Tasting 15
  Sally the Lazy Girl 15
  Girl Who Wouldn't Comb Her Hair 15
  The Nasty Cross Girls 15
  Little Red Riding Hood 16
  I'm Grandmama 16
  The Babes in the Wood 16
  Cinderella 17
  The Three Bears 17
  Bluebeard 17
  My Girl 18
  My Little Daughter's Shoes 18
  The Old Cradle 18
  A Little Goose 18
  Girls 19
  Girls Names 19
  Vain Sarah 19
  Several Kinds of Girls 19
  Jumping Jennie 20
  I Don't Care 20
  Little Miss Meddlesome 20
  Careless Matilda 20
  Forty Little School Girls 21
  Funny Monkeys 21
  Tangle Pate 22
  A Careless Girl 22
  The Naughty Girl 22
  Mopy Maria 22
  Disobedient May 22
  Sluttishness 22
  Jane Who Bit Her Nails 22
  Poking Fun 22
  The Pin 23
  Stupid Jane 23
  Pouting Polly 23
  Untidy Emily 23
  Maidenhood 24
  Girls That Are in Demand 24
  Girls' Names 24
  Name of Kate 24
  Girl-Scolding Machine 25
  Jenny Lee 26
  Work Before Play 26
  Lucy Grey 26
  Mary Had a Little Lamb 26
  We Are Seven 27
  The poor But Blind Girl 27
  Grace Darling 27
  The Tidy Girl 27
  Ruby Cole 28

BOY LAND
  Vally Cole 29
  Tom The Piper's Son 30
  House That Jack Built 31
  Simple Simon 31
  Ten Little Niggers 31
  Jack the Giant Killer 32
  Jack and the Beanstalk 32
  Hop-o-my-Thumb 33
  Tom Thumb 33
  Naughty Boys 34
  Dirty Jack 35
  Mischievous Fingers 35
  Boy Stealing Apples 35
  Playing With Fire 35
  Wicked Willie 36
  Rude, Bad, Naughty Boy 36
  Little Chinky Chow 37
  That Nice Boy 38
  A Wicked Joking Boy 38
  Jack the Glutton 39
  Tom the Dainty Boy 39
  A birds Nest Robber 39
  A Cruel Boy 39
  Boy Whipping Machine 40 - 41

DOLLY LAND
  Puss's Doll 42
  Pretty Doll 42
  Dolly and I 43
  Dolly's Broken Arm 43
  Polly and Her Dolly 43
  Singing to Dolly 44
  My Dolly 44
  Dolly's Asleep 44
  Lost Dolly 45
  Talking To Dolly 45
  Darling Dolly 45
  Ten Little Dollies 46
  Washing-Day Troubles 47
  New Tea Things 47
  Doll Dress Making 48
  Dolly Town 48
  The Lost Doll 48
  Dolly's Counterpane 48
  Sewing For Dolly 48
  My Little Doll Rose 48
  The Wooden Doll 48
  Buy My Dolls 48
  Dolly's Doctor 49
  Dolly's Broken Nose 49
  The Dead Dolly 49
  The Soldier Dolly 49
  Christening Dolly 50
  Maggie's Talk to Dolly 50
  Minnie's Talk to Dolly 50
  My Dolly 50
  Dolly's Wedding 50
  Grandmamma's Visit 51
  Lucy's Dolls 51
  The Doll Show 52
  A Doll's Adventures 53
  Story of a Doll 53
  I'm Homesick Dolly Dear 54
  A Thousand Names For
    Dollies and Babies 55 , 56 , 57

NAUGHTINESS LAND
  Good Mamma 58
  How They Made Up 58
  Cross Patch 58
  Sulky Sarah 58
  A New Year's Gift 59
  Angry Words 59
  Love One Another 59
  Anger 60
  Girl That Beat Her Sister 60
  Little Dick Snappy 60
  Where Do You Live 61
  Govern Your Temper 61
  The Ragged Girl's Sunday 62
  Foolish Fanny 62
  Pride 63
  Finery 63
  A Fop 63
  Greedy Ned 64
  Greedy Girl 64
  Greedy Richard 64
  Story Of an Apple 64
  The Plum Cake 65
  The Glutton 65
  Hoggish Henry 65
  Selfishness 65
  Truthful Dottie 66
  False Alarms 66
  Girl That Told A Lie 66
  Idle Mary 67
  Lazy Sal 67
  The Work Bag 67
  The Two Gardens 67
  Doing Nothing 67
  Lazy Sam 68
  The Beggar Man 68
  Lazyland 68
  The Lazy Boy 69
  The Sluggard 69
  Idle Dicky and the Goat 69
  Come and Go 69
  The Cruel Boy 70
  Story of Cruel Fred 70
  The Worm 70
  No One Will See Me 71
  Boy and His Mother 71
  Boys and the Apple Tree 72
  Thou Shalt Not Steal 72
  The Thief 72
  The Thieves' Ladder 73

SANTA CLAUS LAND
  Santa Claus Land 74
  A Visit From St. Nicholas 75
  What Santa Claus Brings 75
  Little Mary 75
  Christmas 75
  Christmas Eve Adventure 76
  Little Bennie 76
  Old Santa Claus 77
  Night Before Christmas 77
  Annie and Willie's Prayer 78
  Budd's Stocking 79
  Christmas Morning 79
  Nellie And Santa Claus 80
  Hang Up Baby's Stocking 80

PLAY LAND
  Rabbit on the Wall 81
  Little Romp 81
  Tired of Play 82
  The Lost Playmate 82
  In The Toy Shop 83
  Playing Store 83
  Neat Little Clara 83
  Hide and Seek 83
  Little Sailors 84
  Come Out to Play 84
  Mud Pies 84
  Hay Making 84
  Johnny the Stout 85
  Training Time 86
  Playtime 87
  Romping 87
  Nurse's Song 87
  Swinging 88
  Skating 88
  The skipping Rope 88
  The Baby's Debut 89

READING LAND
  Reading 90
  Mrs Grammar's Ball 90
  Grammar in Rhyme 90
  Reading Land 91

WRITING LAND
  Little Flo's Letter 92
  The First Letter 92
  Baby's Letter to Uncle 92
  Nell's Letter 92
  Two Letters 92
  Going to Write to Papa 93
  Papa's Letter 93
  Polly's Letter to Ben 94
  The Sunday Fisherman 95
  Essay on Pictures 96

DRAWING LAND
  The New Slate 97
  Learning to Draw 98
  A Lesson in Drawing 99

OLD MEN TALES
  Old Man and His Wife 100
  John Ball Shot Them All 100
  Funny Old Man 100
  Strange Men 100
  Jack Sprat 101
  Cross Old Man 101
  Very Funny Men 101
  Utter Nonsense 102
  History Of John Gilpin 103
  Australian Native Choir 104

OLD WOMEN TALES
  Woman Who Lived in a Shoe 106
  Mother Goose 107
  Old Women of Stepney 107
  Funny Old Women 108
  Old Woman Who Went
    Up in a Basket 108
  Twenty-six Funny Women 109
TRAVELLING LAND
  Forty Ways of Travelling 110 - 113
  Flying Machines 114 - 117

NAME LAND
   Boys' Names 118
   Girls' Names 119

GAME LAND
  Cole's Game of Hats
    and Bonnets 120 - 123
  Riddles and Catches 124 - 127
  Picture Puzzles 128 - 143
  Shadows on the Wall 144
  Deaf and Dumb Alphabet 145
  Language of Flowers 146
  Kindness to Animals 147
  Funny Australian Natives 148 - 149

PUSSY LAND
  My Pussy 150
  Pussy-Cat and Mousey 150
  Puss and the Monkey 150
  Mary's Puss Drowned 150
  Dame Trot's Puss 151
  Daddy Hubbard's Cat 152
  Story of a Little Mouse 153
  Tom, Puss, and the Rats 154
  Puss in Boots 155
  Monkey and the Cats 155
  Dick Whittington 155
  More Pussy Land 156
  The White Kitten 157
  Little Pussy 158
  Puss and the Crab 158
  Puss in the Corner 159
  Tabby 159
  Old Puss 159
  Dead Kitten 160
  My Own Puss 161
  Putting Kitty to Bed 161

DOGGY LAND
  Mother Hubbard and Dog 162
  Puss and Rover 163
  No Breakfast for Growler 163
  Poor Old Tray 163

GOAT LAND
  O'Grady's Goat 164
  The Goat and the Swing 164

MONKEY LAND
  Meddlesome Jacko 165
  A Fruitless Sorrow 165

GEE-GEE LAND
  The Wonderful Horse 166
  The Horse 166
  Good Dobbin 166
  Horse Sentenced to Die 167
  The Arab and His Horse 167
  Farmer John 168

DONKEY LAND
  The Cottager's Donkey 169
  Old Jack the Donkey 169
  Poor Donkey's Epitaph 169

MOO-MOO LAND
  The Cow and the Ass 170
  The Cowboy's Song 171
  That Calf 171

BA-BA LAND
  The Lost Lamb 172
  The Pet Lamb 172 - 173

PIGGY LAND
  The Pig is a Gentleman 174
  Five Little Pigs 174
  The Self-willed pig 174
  Three Naughty Pigs 175
  The Spectre Pig 175
  The Chinese Pig 176
  Dame Crump and Her Pig 176
  Old Woman and Her Pig 177
  The Three Little Pigs 177

BUNNY LAND
  Disobedient Bunny 178
  The Wild Rabbits 178
  The Pet Rabbit 178
  The Little Hare 179
  The Poor Hunted Hare 179
  Epitaph on a Hare 179

RAT LAND
  Pied Piper of Hamelin 180
  Wicked Bishop Hatto 181

MOUSEY LAND
  The Three Mice 182
  The Foolish Mouse 182
  Run, Mousey, Run! 182
  The Gingerbread Cat 182
  A Clever Mother Mouse 183
  The Mouse's Call 183
  The Foolish Mouse 183

FROGGY LAND
  The Foolish Frogs 184
  Marriage of Mr. Froggie 184
  Frogs at School 184
  Frog That Went a Wooing 185
  Mixed Animal Land 186 - 187
  The Squirrel 188
  Wonderful Bird Nests 189
  Cole's Poems on Books 190

COMIC ADVERTISER
  Serious Sambo 191
  Laughter as a Medicine 191
  Man Made to Laugh 191
  Josh Billings' Prayer 191
  Fun Better Than Physic 192
  Fun About Music 193
  Going to Coles' Book
    Arcade 194 - 195
  Wonderful Sea Serpent 196
  Funny, Foolish and
    Useful Fashions 197 - 201
  Boy Smoking 202 - 203
  Narcotics and Intoxicants 204
  Pipes of the World 205

READER—There are only 365 pieces mentioned in this index, but the Book contains 2,000 pieces and pictures, large and small. It is a complete cyclopoedia of child-lore, and first-class kindergarten book—to amuse and teach at the same time. No child's book ever published has been, nor is now, so great a favourite as this one.


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Page 4—Baby Rhymes


Tired And Going To Bed.


A Piece of Poetry for Mother and Father to Read

I suppose if all the children,
  Who have lived through ages long,
Were collected and inspected
  They would make a wondrous throng.

Oh the babble of the Babel!
  Oh, the flutter and the fuss;
To begin with Cain and Abel,
  And to finish up with us!

Some have never laughed nor spoken,
  Never used their rosy feet;
Some have even flown to heaven,
  Ere they knew that earth was sweet.

And indeed, I wonder whether,
  If we reckon every birth,
And bring such a flock together,
  There is room for them on earth.

Think of all the men and women
  Who are now and who have been;
Every nation since creation
  That this world of ours has seen.

And of all of them not any
  But was once a baby small;
While of children, oh, how many
  Never have grown up at all.



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Page 5—Baby Rhymes


Getting Up As Happy As Larks.

Who will wash their smiling faces?
  Who their saucy ears will box?
Who will dress them and caress them?
  Who will darn their little socks?

Where are arms enough to hold them?
  Hands to pat each smiling head?
Who will praise them? who will scold them?
  Who will pack them off to bed?

Little happy Christian children,
  Little savage children too,
In all stages of all ages,
  That our planet ever knew;

Little princes and princesses,
  Little beggars, wan and faint—
Some in very handsome dresses,
  Naked some, bedaubed with paint.

Only think of the confusion
  Such a motley crowd would make;
And the clatter of their chatter,
  And the things that they won't break

Oh the babble of the Babel!
  Oh, the flutter and the fuss;
To begin with Cain and Abel,
  And to finish up with us!



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Page 6—Children's Rhymes


Children's Rhymes

This Pig Went To Market.

1. This pig went to market:
2. This pig stayed at home:
3. This pig had meat:
4. This pig had none:
5. And this pig cried, "Wee, wee," all the way home.


Game of Child's Features

Here sits the Lord Mayor! (forehead)
Here sits his two men! (eyes)
Here sits the cock! (right cheek)
Here sits the hen! (left cheek)
Here sit the little chickens! (tip of nose)
Here they run in; (mouth)
Chinchopper, chinchopper,
Chinchopper, chin! (chuck the chin)


Face Game

Ring the bell! (giving its hair a pull)
Knock at the door! (tapping its forehead)
Draw the latch! (pulling up it's nose)
And walk in! (putting finger in mouth)


Face Game

(Eye) Bo Peeper! (Nose) Nose dreeper!
  (Chin) Chinchopper!
  (Teeth) White Lopper!
(Mouth) little gap! (Tongue) and red rag!


Game on the Toes

1. Let us go to the wood, says this pig;
2. What to do there? says that pig;
3. Too look for my mother, says this pig;
4. What to do with her? says that pig;
5. Kiss her to death, says this pig.


Going to Market

To market, to market, to buy a fat pig;
Home again, home again, jiggety-jig.
To market, to market, to buy a fat hog;
Home again, home again, joggety-jog.


Baby Riding

Ride baby, ride, pretty baby shall ride,
And have a little puppy-dog tied to her side.
And a little pussy-cat tied to the other,
And away she shall ride to see her grand-mother,
To see her grandmother.


Ride a Cock-Horse

Ride a cock-horse to banbury-cross,
  To see what Tommy can buy;
A penny white loaf, a penny white cake,
  And a two-penny apple pie.
Ride a cock-horse to banbury-cross,
  To see a young lady on a white horse,
Rings on her fingers, and bells on her toes,
  And so she makes music wherever she goes.


Baby Riding

This is the way the ladies ride;
  Tre, tre, tree,
This is the way the ladies ride;
  Tre, tre, tree.
This is the way the gentlemen ride;
  Gallop-a-gallop-a-trot!
This is the way the gentlemen ride;
  Gallop-a-gallop-a-trot!
This is the way the farmers ride;
  Hobbledy-hobbledy-hoy!
This is the way the farmers ride;
  Hobbledy-hobbledy-hoy!


Clap Hands

Clap hands, clap hands,
  Till father comes home;
For father's got money,
  But mother's got none.


When Dad Comes Home

You shall have an apple,
  You shall have a plum,
You shall have a rattle,
  When your dad comes home.


Pat-A-Cake

Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man!
So I will, master, as fast as I can,
Pat it, and prick it, and mark it with T,
Put it in the oven for Tommy and me.


Come, Butter, Come

Churn, butter, churn! come, butter, come!
    Peter stands at the gate,
    Waiting for a butter cake;
Come, butter, come!


Baby Crying

When Jacky's a very good boy,
  He shall have cakes and a custard;
But when he does nothing but cry,
  He shall have nothing but mustard.



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