OUTSIDE INN
“If—if you’ve made a woman really care”
OUTSIDE INN
By
ETHEL M. KELLEY
Author of
Over Here, Turn About Eleanor, Etc.
With Frontispiece by
W. B. KING
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INDIANAPOLIS
THE BOBBS-MERRILL COMPANY
PUBLISHERS
COPYRIGHT 1920
THE BOBBS-MERRILL COMPANY
Printed in the United States of America
PRESS OF
BRAUNWORTH & CO.
BOOK MANUFACTURERS
BROOKLYN, N. Y.
CONTENTS
| CHAPTER |
|
PAGE |
| I |
A Good Little Dream |
1 |
| II |
Applicants for Blue Chambray |
19 |
| III |
Inauguration |
33 |
| IV |
Cinderella |
49 |
| V |
Science |
69 |
| VI |
An Eleemosynary Institution |
84 |
| VII |
Cave-man Stuff |
93 |
| VIII |
Science Applied |
113 |
| IX |
Sheila |
134 |
| X |
The Portrait |
151 |
| XI |
Billy and Caroline |
166 |
| XII |
More Cave-Man Stuff |
180 |
| XIII |
The Happiest Day |
198 |
| XIV |
Betty |
209 |
| XV |
Clouds of Glory |
220 |
| XVI |
Christmas Shopping |
236 |
| XVII |
Good-By |
248 |
| XVIII |
Tame Skeletons |
259 |
| XIX |
Other People’s Troubles |
271 |
| XX |
Hitty |
288 |
| XXI |
Lohengrin and White Satin |
299 |
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CHAPTER I
A Good Little Dream
“I Elijah Peebles Martin, of the
city and county of Harrison, in the
state of Rhode Island, being of sound and disposing
mind and memory, do make and declare
the following, as and for, my last will and testament.’ ... I
wish you’d take your head
out of that barrel, Nancy, and listen to the document
that is going to make you rich beyond
the dreams of avarice.”
“I was beyond them anyway.” The young
woman in blue serge made one last effectual
dive into the depths of excelsior, the topmost
billows of which were surging untidily over the
edge of a big crate in the middle of the basement
floor, and secured a nest of blue and rose
colored teacups, which she proceeded to unwrap
lovingly and display on a convenient packing
box. “Not one single thing broken in this
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whole lot, Billy.... What is a disposing
mind and memory, anyhow?”
“You don’t deserve to know,” the blond young
man in the Norfolk jacket assured her, adjusting
himself more firmly to the idiosyncrasies of
the rackety step-ladder he was striding.
“You’re not human about this. Here you are
suddenly in possession of a fortune. Money
enough to make you independently wealthy for
the rest of your life—money you didn’t know
the existence of, two weeks ago—fed to you by
a gratuitous providence. A legacy is a legacy,
and deserves to be treated as such, and I propose
to see that it gets what it deserves, without
any more shilly-shallying.”
“I’m a busy woman,” Nancy groaned, “and
I’ve hammered my finger to a pulp, trying to
open this crate, while you perch on a broken
step-ladder and prate to me of legacies. The
saucers to these cups may be in here, and I
can’t wait to find out. I’m perfectly crazy
about this ware. It’s English—Wedgewood,
you know.”
“I didn’t know.” Billy resignedly let himself
to the floor, and appropriated the screwdriver.
“I thought Wedgewood was dove color,
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and consisted chiefly of ladies in deshabille, doing
the tango on a parlor ornament. I smashed
one in my youth, so I know. There, it’s open
now. I may as well unpack what’s here. These
seem to be demi-tasses.
‘You may tempt your upper classes,
With your villainous demi-tasses.
But Heaven will protect the working girl,’”
he finished lugubriously, in a wailing baritone,
taking an imaginary encore by bowing a head
picturesquely adorned with a crop of excelsior
curls, accumulated during his activities in and
about the barrel.
“The trouble with the average tea-room, or
Arts and Crafts table d’hôte,” Nancy said, sinking
into the depths of a broken armchair in the
corner of the dim, overcrowded interior, “is
that when the pinch comes, quantity is sacrificed
to quality. Smaller portions of food, and
chipped chinaware. People who can’t keep a
place up, let it run down genteelly. They won’t
compromise on quality. I should never be like
that. I should go to the ten-cent stores and
replenish my whole establishment, if I couldn’t
make it pay with imported ware and Colonial
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silver. I’d never go to the other extreme. I’d
never be so perceptibly second-rate, but in the
matter of furnishings as well as food values,
I’d find my perfect balance between quality
and quantity, and keep it.”
“I believe you would. You are a thorough
child, when you set about a thing. I’ll bet you
know the restaurant business from A to Z.”
“I do. You know, I studied the organization
of every well-run restaurant in New York,
when I was doing field work from Teachers’
College. I’ve read every book on the subject
of Diet and Nutrition and Domestic Economy
that I could get my hands on. I’m just ready
now for the practical application of all my
theories.”
“Nancy Calory Martin is your real name. I
don’t blame you for hating to give up this tea-room
idea. You’ve dug so deep into the possibilities
of it, that you want to go through. I
get that.”
Nancy’s eyes widened in satiric admiration.
“You could understand almost anything,
couldn’t you, Billy?” she mocked.
“All I want now,” Billy continued imperturbably,
“is a chance to make you understand
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something.” He smote the document in his left
hand. “Of course, your uncle’s lawyer has explained
all the details in his letters to you, but
if you won’t read the letters or familiarize yourself
with the contents of this will, somebody
has got to explain it to you in words of one syllable.
My legal training, slight as it is—”
“Sketchy is the better word, don’t you think
so, Billy?”
“Slight as it is”—except for a prodigious
frown, Billy ignored the interruption, though
he took advantage of her suddenly upright position
to encircle her neatly with a barrel hoop,
as if she were the iron peg in a game of quoits—“enables
me to put the fact before you in a
few short, sharp, well-chosen sentences. I
won’t again attempt to read the document—”
“You’d better not,” Nancy interrupted witheringly,
“your delivery is poor. Besides, I don’t
want to know what is in that will. If I had, it
stands to reason that I would have found out
long before this. I’ve had it three days.”
“You’ve had it three days and never once
looked into it?” Billy groaned. “Who started
all this scandal about the curiosity of women,
anyway?”
“I don’t want to know what’s in it,” Nancy
insisted. “As long as I’m not in possession of
any definite facts, I can ignore it. I’ve got the
kind of mind that must deal with concrete facts
concretely.”
Billy grinned. “I’d hate the job of trying to
subpœna you,” he said, “but you’d make a corking
good witness, on the stand. Of course, you
can proceed for a certain length of time on the
theory that what you don’t know can’t hurt
you, but take it from me, little girl, what you
ought to know and don’t know is the thing that’s
bound to hurt you most tremendously in the
long run. What are you afraid of, anyway,
Nancy?”
“I’m not afraid of anything,” Nancy corrected
him, with some heat. “I just plain don’t
want to be interrupted at this stage of my
career. I consider it an impertinence of Uncle
Elijah, to make me his heir. I never saw him
but once, and I had no desire to see him that
time. It was about ten years ago, and I caught
a grippe germ from him. He told me between
sneezes that I was too big a girl to wear a
mess of hair streaming down my back like a
baby. I stuck out my tongue at him, but he was
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too near-sighted to see it. Why couldn’t he
have left his money to an eye and ear infirmary?
Or the Sailors’ Snug Retreat? Or—or—”
“If you really don’t want the money,” Billy
said, “it’s your privilege to endow some institution—”
“You know very well that I can’t get rid of
money that way,” Nancy cried hotly. “I am at
least a responsible person. I don’t believe in
these promiscuous, eleemosynary institutions.
It would be against all my principles to contribute
money to any such philanthropy. I
know too much about them—but he didn’t. He
could have disposed of his money to any one of
a dozen of these mid-Victorian charities, but
no—he was just one of those old parties that
want to shift their responsibilities on to young
shoulders, and so he chose mine.”
“You don’t speak very kindly of your dear
dead relative.”
“I don’t feel very kindly toward him. He
was a meddling old creature. He never gave
any member of the family a cent when they
wanted it and needed it. Now that I’ve just
got my life in shape, and know what I want to
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do with it without being beholden to anybody
on earth, he leaves me a whole lot of superfluous
money.”
“If I weren’t engaged to Caroline, who is a
jealous woman, though I say it as shouldn’t,
I’d be tempted to undertake the management of
your fortune myself,” Billy said reflectively;
“as it is—honor—”
“I know what I want to do with my life,”
Nancy continued, as if he had not spoken. “I
want to run an efficiency tea-room and serve
dinner and breakfast and tea to my fellow men
and women. I want the perfectly balanced ration,
perfectly served, to be my contribution to
the cause of humanity.”
She looked about her ruefully. The sun,
through the barred dusty windows, struck in
long slant rays, athwart the confusion of the
cellar, illuminating piles upon piles of gay, blue
latticed chinaware,—cups set out methodically
in rows on the lids and bottoms of packing
boxes; assorted sizes of plates and saucers,
graded pyramidically, rising from the floor.
There were also individual copper casseroles
and serving dishes, and a heterogeneous assortment
of Japanese basketry tangled in excelsior
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and tissue. A wandering sunbeam took her
hair, displaying its amber, translucent quality.
“I’ve just got capital enough to get it going
right; to swing it for the first year, even if I
don’t make a cent on it. It’s my one big chance
to do my share in the world, and to work out
my own salvation. This legacy is a menace to
all my dreams and plans.”
“I see that,” Billy said. “What I don’t see is
what you gain by refusing to let it catch up
with you.”
“You’re not it till you’re tagged. That’s all.
If I don’t know whether my income is going to
be five thousand dollars or twenty-five thousand
a year, I can go on unpacking teacups with—”
Billy whistled.
“Five thousand or twenty-five—my darling
Nancy! You’ll have fifty thousand a year at
the very lowest estimate. The actual money is
more than five hundred thousand dollars. The
stock in the Union Rubber Company will
amount to as much again, maybe twice as much.
You’re a real heiress, my dear, with wads of
real money to show for it. That’s what I’m
trying to tell you.”
“Fifty thousand a year!” Nancy turned a
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shocked face, from which the color slowly
drained, leaving it blue-white. “Fifty thousand
a year! You’re mad. It can’t be!”
“Yes’um. Fifty thousand at least.”
Nancy’s pallor increased. She closed her
eyes.
“Don’t do that,” Billy said sharply. “No
woman can faint on me just because she’s had
money left her. You make me feel like the
ghost of Hamlet’s father.”
Nancy clutched at his sleeve.
“Don’t, Billy!” she besought. “I’m past joking
now. Fifty thousand a year! Why, Uncle
Elijah bought fifteen-dollar suits and fifteen-cent
lunches. How could a retired sea captain
get all that money by investing in a little rubber,
and getting to be president of a little rubber
company?”
“That’s how. Be a good sensible girl, and
face the music.”
“I’ll have to give up the tea-room.”
Billy laid a consolatory arm over her shoulder,
and patted her awkwardly.
“Cheer up,” he said, “there’s worse things in
this world than money. The time may come
when you’ll be grateful to your poor little old
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uncle, for his nifty little fifty thousand per
annum.”
Nancy turned a tragic face to him.
“I tell you I’m not grateful to him,” she said,
“and I doubt if I ever will be. I don’t want the
stupid money. I want to work life out in my
own way. I know I’ve got it in me, and I want
my chance to prove it. I want to give myself,
my own brain and strength, to the job I’ve selected
as mine. Now, it’s all spoiled for me.
I’m subsidized. I’m done for, and I can’t see
any way out of it.”
“You can give the money away.”
“I can’t. Giving money away is a special
science of itself. If I devote my life to doing
that as it should be done, I won’t have time or
energy for anything else. I’m not a philanthropist
in that sense. I wanted my restaurant to
be philanthropic only incidentally. I wanted
to cram my patrons with the full value of
their money’s worth of good nourishing food;
to increase the efficiency of hundreds of
people who never suspected I was doing it, by
scientific methods of feeding. That’s my dream.”
“A good little dream, all right.”
“To make people eat the right food; to help
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them to a fuller and more effective use of
themselves by supplying them with the proper
fuel for their functions.”
“You could buy a chain of restaurants with
the money you’ve got.”
“I don’t want a chain of restaurants.”
“You can endow a perpetual diet squad.
You can buy out the whole Life Extension
Institute. If you would only stop to think of
the advantages of having all the money you
wanted to spend on anything you wanted,
you’d—”
“Billy,” Nancy said solemnly, “I’ve been
through all that. If I had thought I would
have been a better person with a great deal of
money at my disposal, I—I might have—”
“Married Dick,” Billy finished for her. “I
forgot that interesting possibility. I suppose
to a girl who has just turned down a cold five
millions, this meager little proposition”—he
flourished the crumpled document in his hand—“has
no real allure. Lord! What a world this
is. You’ll marry Dick yet. Them as has—gits.
It never rains but it pours. To the victor
belong the spoils, et cetera, et cetera—”
“Money simply does not interest me.”
“Dick interests you. I don’t know to what
extent, but he interests you.”
“Don’t be sentimental, Billy. Just because
you’re in love with Caroline, you can’t make
all your other friends marry each other. Tell
me what to do about this legacy. What is customary
when you get a lump of money like that?
I suppose I’ll have to begin to get rid of all
this immediately.” There was more than a
hint of tears in her voice, but she smiled at
Billy bravely. “I’m so perfectly crazy about
these—these cups and saucers, Billy. See the
lovely way that rose is split to fit into the
design. Oh, when do I come into possession,
anyway?”
“You don’t come into possession right away,
you know. You don’t inherit for a couple of
years, under the Rhode Island law. The formalities
will take—”
“Billy Boynton, do you mean to say that
I won’t have to do a blessed thing about this
money for two years?” Nancy shrieked.
“Why, no. It takes a certain amount of red
tape to settle an estate, to probate a will, etc.,
and the law allows a period of time, varying
in different states—”
“Oho! Is there anything in all this universe
so stupid as a man?” Nancy interrupted fervently.
“Why didn’t you tell me that before?
Do you suppose I care how much money I have
two years from now? Two years of freedom,
why, that’s all I want, Billy. There you’ve
been sitting up winking and blinking at me
like a sympathetic old owl, when all I needed
to know was that I had two years of grace.
Of course, I’ll go on with my tea-room, and
not a soul shall know the difference.”
“While the feminine temperament has my
hearty admiration and my most cordial endorsement,”
Billy murmured, “there are things
about it—”
“I won’t have to tell anybody, will I?”
“There’s no law to that effect. If your
friends don’t know it from you, they’re not
likely to hear it.”
“I haven’t mentioned it,” Nancy said. “I
only told you, because it seemed rather in your
line of work, and I was getting so much mail
about it, I thought it would be wise to have
some one look it over.”
“I’ve given up my law practice and Caroline
for three days in your service.”
“You’ve done more than well, Billy, and I’m
grateful to you. Of course, you would have
saved me days of nervous wear and tear if it
had only occurred to you to tell me the one
simple little thing that was the essential point
of the whole matter. If I had known that I
didn’t inherit for two years, I wouldn’t have
cared what was in that will.”
Billy stared at her feelingly.
“A peculiar sensation always comes over
me,” he said musingly, “after I spend several
hours uninterruptedly in the society of a
woman who is using her mind in any way. I
couldn’t explain it to you exactly. It’s a kind
of impression that my own brain has begun to
disintegrate, and to—”
“Don’t be too hard on yourself, Billy.”
Nancy soothed him sweetly,—Billy was not one
of the people to whom she habitually allowed
full conversational leeway: “Swear you won’t
tell Caroline or Betty—or Dick.”
“I swear.”
Nancy held out her hand to him.
“You’re a good boy,” she said, “and I appreciate
you, which is more than Caroline does,
I’m afraid. Run along and see her now—I
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don’t need you any more, and you’re probably
dying to.”
Billy bowed over her hand, lingeringly and
politely, but once releasing it, he shook his
big frame, and straightening up, drew a long
deep breath of something very like relief.
“With all deference to your delightful sex,”
he said, “the only society that I’m dying for at
the present moment is that of the old family
bar-keep.”
As Billy left her, Nancy turned to her basement
window, and stood looking out at the
quaint stone court he had to cross in order to
reach the high gate that guarded the entrance
to the marble worker’s establishment, under
the shadow of which it was her intention to
open her out-of-door tea-room. She watched
him dreamily is he made his way among the
cinerary urns, the busts and statues and bas-reliefs
that were a part of the stock in trade
of her incongruous business associate.
In her investigation of the various sorts and
conditions of restaurants in New York, she
characteristically hit upon the garden restaurant,
a commonplace in the down-town table
d’hôte district, as the ideal setting for her
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adventure in practical philanthropy, while the
ubiquitous tea-room and antique-shop combination
gave her the inspiration to stage her
own undertaking even more spectacularly.
Her enterprise was destined to flourish picturesquely
in the open court during the fair
months of the year, and in the winter months,
or in the event of a bad storm, to be housed
under the eaves in the rambling garret of the
old brick building, the lower floor of which
was given over to traffic in marbles.
She sighed happily. Billy, extricating himself
from the grasp of an outstretched marble
hand, which bad seemed to clutch desperately
at his elbow, and narrowly escaping a plunge
into a too convenient bird’s bath, turned to see
her eyes following him, and waved gaily, but
she scarcely realized that he had done so. It
was rather with the eye of her mind that she
was contemplating the dark, quadrangular
area outstretched before her. In spirit she
was moving to and fro among the statuary,
bringing a housewifely order out of the chaos
that prevailed,—placing stone ladies draped in
stone or otherwise; cherubic babies, destined to
perpetual cold water bathing; strange mortuary
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furniture, in the juxtaposition that would
make the most effective background for her
enterprise.
She saw the gritty, gray paving stones of
the court cleared of their litter, and scoured
free from discoloration and grime, set with
dozens of little tables immaculate in snowy
napery and shiny silver, and arranged with
careful irregularity at the most alluring angle.
She saw a staff of Hebe-like waitresses in blue
chambray and pink ribbons, to match the chinaware,
and all bearing a marked resemblance to
herself in her last flattering photograph, moving
among a crowd of well brought up but
palpably impoverished young people,—mostly
social workers and artists. They were all
young, and most of them very beautiful. In
all her twenty-five years, she had never before
been so close to a vision realized, as she was
at that moment.
“Outside Inn,” she said to herself, still smiling.
“It’s a perfect name for it, really. Outside
Inn!”
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CHAPTER II
Applicants for Blue Chambray
Ann Martin was an orphan of New
England extraction. Her father, the
eldest child of a simple unpretentious country
family in Western Massachusetts, had been a
brilliant but erratic throw-back to Mayflower
traditions and Puritan intellectualism. He had
married a girl with much the same ancestry as
his own, but herself born and brought up in
New York, and of a generation to which the
assumption of prerogative was a natural
rather than an acquired characteristic. The
possession of a comfortable degree of fortune
and culture was a matter of course with Ann
Winslow, while to poor David Martin education
in the finer things of life, and the opportunity
to indulge his taste in the choice of surroundings
and associates, were hard-won privileges.
Both parents had been killed in a railroad
accident when Ann, or Nancy as her mother had
insisted on calling her from the day of her
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christening, was about seven years old. She
had been placed in the care of a maternal aunt,
and had flourished in the heart of a well
ordered establishment of the mid-Victorian
type, run by a vigorous, rather worldly old
lady.
From her lovely mother—Ann Winslow had
been more than a merely attractive or pretty
woman; she had the real grace and distinction,
and purity of profile that placed her in the
actual category of beauty,—Nancy had inherited
a healthy and equitable outlook on life,
while her father, irresistible and impracticable
being that he was, had endowed her with a
certain eccentric and adventurous spirit in the
investigation of it.
She had been educated in a boarding-school,
forty minutes’ run from New York, and had
specialized in the domestic sciences and basket
ball; and on attaining her majority had taken
up a course or two at Columbia, rather more
to put off the evil day of assuming the responsibility
of the stuffy, stately old house in Washington
Square than because she ever expected
to make any use of her superfluous education.
She was conceded by every one to be her aunt’s
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heir, but old Miss Winslow died intestate, very
suddenly in Nancy’s twenty-third year; and the
beneficiaries of this accident, most of them extremely
well-to-do themselves, combined to
make Nancy a regular allowance until she was
twenty-five. On her twenty-fifth birthday fifteen
thousand dollars was deposited to her account
in the Trust Company which conserved
the family fortunes of the Winslows, and
Nancy understood that they considered their
duty by her to be done. It was with this fifteen
thousand dollars that she was to inaugurate
her darling enterprise,—Outside Inn.
Money, as she had truthfully told Billy,
meant nothing to her. Her aunt, living and
giving generously, had furnished her with a
background of comfortable, unostentatious well
being, against which the rather vivid elements
that went to make up her intimate social circle—she
was a creature of intimates—stood out
in alluring relief. She had literally never
wanted for anything. Her tastes, to be sure,
were modest, but the wherewithal to gratify
them had always been almost stultifyingly near
at hand. The excitement and adventure of an
income to which there was attached some
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uncertainty had never been hers, and she was
too much her father’s daughter to be interested
in the playing of any game in which she could
not lose. With all she possessed staked against
her untried business acumen she was for the
first time in her life concerned with her financial
situation, and quite honestly resentful of
any interruption of her experiment. Her life
was closely associated with her mother’s family.
Her father’s people had at no time entered
into her scheme of living,—her uncle Elijah
less than any member of it, and she found his
post-obit intervention in her affairs embarrassing
in a dozen different connections.
The best friend she had in the world, before
he had made the tactical error of asking her
to marry him, was Richard Thorndyke. He
was still, thanks to his immediate skill in trying
to retrieve that error, a very good friend
indeed. Nancy would normally have told him
everything that happened to her in the exact
order of its occurrence; but partly because she
did not wish to exaggerate her eccentricity in
eyes that looked upon her so kindly, and partly
because she had the instinct to spare him the
realization that there was no way in which he
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might come to her rescue in the event of disaster,—she
did not inform him of her legacy.
She knew that he was shrewdly calculating to
stand behind her venture, morally and practically,
and that the chief incentive of his
encouragement and helpfulness was the hidden
hope that through her experiment and its probable
unfortunate termination she would learn
to depend on him. Nancy was so sure of herself
that this attitude of Dick’s roused her
tenderness instead of her ire.
The two girls who were closest to her, Caroline
Eustace and Betty Pope, had been actively
enlisted in the service of Outside Inn and the
ideals that it represented. Betty, a dimpling,
dynamic little being, who took a sporting interest
in any project that interested her, irrespective
of its merits, was to be associated with
Nancy in the actual management of the restaurant.
Caroline, who took herself more seriously,
and was busy with a dozen enterprises
that had to do with the welfare of the race, was
concerned chiefly with the humanitarian side
of the undertaking and willing to deflect to it
only such energy as she felt to be essential to
its scientific betterment. She was tentatively
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engaged to Billy Boynton,—for what reason no
one—not even Billy—had been able to determine;
since she systematically disregarded him
in relation to all the interests and activities
that went to make up her life.
The affairs of the Inn progressed rapidly. It
was in the first week of May that Nancy and
Billy had their memorable discussion of her
situation. By the latter part of June, when she
could be reasonably sure of a succession of
propitious days and nights, for she had set her
heart on balmy weather conditions, Nancy
expected to have her formal opening,—a dinner
which not only initiated her establishment, but
submitted it to the approval of her own group
of intimate friends, who were to be her guests
on that occasion.
Meantime, the most extensive and discriminating
preparations were going forward. Billy
and Dick were present one afternoon by special
request when Betty and Nancy were interviewing
a contingent of waitresses.
“We’ve got three perfectly charming girls
already,” Nancy said, “that is, girls that look
perfectly charming to me, but a man’s point
of view on a woman’s looks is so different that
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I thought it would be a good plan to have you
boys look over this lot. They are all very
high-class and competent girls. The Manning
Agency doesn’t send any other kind.”
“Trot ’em along,” Billy said; “where are they
anyway?”
“In the room in front.” They were in the
smallest of the nest of attic rooms that Nancy
planned to make her winter quarters. “Michael
receives them, and shows them in here one by
one.”
“You like Michael then?” Dick asked. “I
always said his talents were hidden at our
place. He has a soul above the job of handy
man on a Long Island farm.”
“He’s certainly a handy man here,” Nancy
said; “I couldn’t live without him.”
“The lucky dog,” Billy said, with a side
glance at Dick.
“You see,” Betty explained, “the girl comes
in, and we ask her questions. Then if I don’t
like her I take my pencil from behind my ear,
and rap against my palm with it. If Nancy
doesn’t like her she says, ‘You’re losing a hairpin,
Betty.’ If we like her we rub our hands
together.”
“It’s a good system,” Billy said, “but I don’t
see why Nancy doesn’t take her pencil from
behind her ear, or why you don’t say to her—”
“I wouldn’t put a pencil behind my ear,”
Nancy said scathingly.
“And she never loses a hairpin,” Betty cut
in. “If I approve this system of signals I don’t
see what you have to complain of. Nancy
couldn’t get a pencil behind her ear even if
she wanted to. It’s only a criminal ear like
mine that accommodates a pencil.”
“Speaking of ears,” Dick said, looking at
his watch, “let’s get on with the beauty show.
I have to take my mother to see Boris to-night,
and she has an odd notion of being on time.”
“Aw right,” Betty said. “Here’s Michael.
Bring in the first one immediately, Michael.”
“Sure an’ I will that, Miss Pope.” The old
family servitor of the Thorndykes pulled a
deliberate lid over a twinkling left eye by way
of acknowledging the presence of his young
master. “There’s quite a display of thim this
time.”
The first applicant, guided thus by Michael,
appeared on the threshold and stood for a
moment framed in the low doorway. Seeing
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two gentlemen present she carefully arranged
her expression to meet that contingency. She
was a blonde girl with masses of doubtfully
tinted hair and no chin, but her eyes were
very blue and matched a chain of turquoise
beads about her throat, and she radiated a
peculiar vitality.
Betty took her pencil from behind her ear.
“You’re losing a hair—” Nancy began, but
Dick and Billy exchanged glances and began
rubbing their hands together energetically and
enthusiastically.
“I’m sorry,” Nancy said crisply, “but you’re
a little too tall for our purpose.”
“And too blonde,” Betty added with a bland
dismissing smile. “We’re looking for a special
type of girl.”
“I understood you were looking for a waitress,”
the girl said pertly, with her eyes on
Billy.
“I was,” Billy answered, “but I’m not now.
My—my wife won’t let me.” He waved an
inclusive hand in the direction of Nancy and
Betty.
“If you don’t behave,” Nancy said, while they
waited for Michael to bring in the next
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girl, “you can’t stay. If that is the kind of
girl you men find attractive then my restaurant
is doomed from the beginning. I wouldn’t
have that girl in my employ for—”
Before she could begin again, applicant number
two stood before them,—a comfortable,
kind-eyed girl, no longer very young but with
efficiency written all over her, despite the shyness
that beset her.
Nancy rubbed her hands with satisfaction
and looked at Betty, who beamed back at her.
The girl, encouraged by Nancy’s kindly smile
took a step forward, and began to recite her
qualifications for the position. Dick fumbled
with a fountain-pen which he placed elaborately
behind his ear for an instant, and then
as ostentatiously removed.
“I think you’re losing a hairpin, Dick,”
Billy suggested solicitously, as Nancy, ignoring
their existence entirely, proceeded to make
terms with the newcomer.
The next girl created a diversion—being
palpably an adventuress out of a job and
impressing none of the quartette as being interesting
enough to deserve one,—but the two girls
who followed her were bright and sprightly
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creatures, disarmingly graceful and ingenuous,
of whom the entire quartette approved.
They were twin sisters, they said, Dolly and
Molly, and they had always had places together
ever since they had begun working out.
“Tell me, pretty maiden, are there any more
at home like—” Billy was addressing Molly
gravely when Dick slipped a friendly but firm
hand over his jugular region, and cut off his
utterance.
“He’s not feeling quite himself,” he explained
suavely to Dolly, “but we’ll bring him around
soon.—I think you’ll find Miss Martin an ideal
person to work for, and the salary and the
hours unusually satisfactory.”
“Thank you, sir,” said Molly and Dolly
together, in the English manner which showed
the excellence of their training.
There were several other dubby creatures so
much out of the picture that they were not
even considered, and then Michael brought in
what he called “a grand girl,” and left her
standing statuesquely in their midst.
“With large lovely arms and a neck like a
tower,” Dick quoted in his throat.
Nancy engaged her without enthusiasm.
“She’ll draw,” she said briefly. “Personally,
I dislike these Alma Tadema girls.”
“What the men see,” Betty said, curling
around the better part of two straight dining
chairs, in the moment of relaxation that followed
the final disposition of the business of
the day, “in a girl like that first one is one of
the mysteries of existence.”
“I know it,” Nancy agreed, with New England
colloquialism. “You feel reasonably allied
to them as a sex, and then suddenly they show
some vulgar preference for a woman like that,
and it’s all off.”
“This from the woman who thinks my chauffeur
is an ideal of manly beauty,” Dick scoffed,
“a dimpled man with a little finger ring.”
“He can run a car, though,” Nancy retorted.
“I’ll bet little blue eyes could run a restaurant.”
“That was just the trouble,—she would have
been running mine in twenty-four hours. Oh!
I think what you men really like is a bossy
woman.”
“Now, what a woman really likes in a man—”
Betty began, “is—is—”
“Quality,” Nancy finished for her succinctly.
“I wonder—” Dick mused. “I should have
said finish.”
“Almost any kind of finish so long as it is
smooth enough,” Billy supplemented. “Look at
the way they eat up this artistic and poetic
veneer.”
“Look at the way they mangle their metaphors,”
Nancy complained to Betty.
“I know what I really like in a woman,” Dick
whispered to Nancy, as he helped her into her
coat just before they started out together, “and
you know what I like, too. That’s one of the
subjects that needs no discussion between us.”
Betty and Billy walking up the avenue ahead
of them,—Outside Inn was located in one of
the cross-streets in the thirties,—were discussing
their relation to one another.
“I wonder sometimes if Nancy’s got it in her
really to care for a man,” Betty argued; “she’s
as fond as she can be of Dick, but she’d sacrifice
him heart, soul and body for that restaurant
of hers. She’s a perfect darling, I don’t
mean that; she’s the very essence of sweetness
and kindness, but she doesn’t seem to
understand or appreciate the possibilities of a
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devotion like Dick’s. Do you think she’s really
capable of loving anybody—of putting any man
in the world before all her ideas and notions
and experiments?”
“Lord, yes,” said Billy, accelerating his pace,
suggestively in the hope of getting Betty home
in good time for him to dress to keep his
engagement with Caroline.
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CHAPTER III
Inauguration
Nancy’s heart was beating heavily when
she woke on the memorable morning of
the day that was to inaugurate the activities of
Outside Inn. A confused dream of her Uncle
Elijah in tatters on a park bench, which was
instantly metamorphosed into one of the rustic
seats she had arranged against the wall along
the side of some of the bigger tables in the
marble worker’s court, was ostensibly the cause
of the disturbance in her cardiac region. She
had, it seemed, in the interminable tangle of
nightmare, given Molly and Dolly and the
Alma Tadema girl instructions to throw out
the unwelcome guest, and she was standing by
with Michael, who was assuring her that the
big blonde was “certain a grand bouncer,” when
she was smitten with a sickening dream-panic
at her own ingratitude. “He has given me
everything he had in the world, poor old man,”
she said to herself, and approached him remorsefully;
but when she looked at him again
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she saw that he had the face and figure of a
young stranger, and that the garments that had
seemed to her to be streaming and unsightly
rags, were merely the picturesque habiliments
of a young artist, apparently newly translated
from the Boulevard Montparnasse. At the
sight of the stranger a heart-sinking terror
seemed to take possession of her, and so, quaking
and quavering in mortal intimidation,—she
woke up.
She laughed at herself as she brushed the
sleep out of her eyes, and drew the gradual
long breaths that soothed the physical agitation
that still beset her.
“I’m scared,” she said, “I’m as excited and
nervous as a youngster on circus day.—Oh! I’m
glad the sun shines.”
Nancy lived in a little apartment of her own
in that hinterland of what is now down-town
New York, between the Rialto and its more conventional
prototype, Society,—that is, she lived
east of Broadway on a cross-street in the
forties. The maid who took care of her had
been in her aunt’s employ for years, and had
seen Nancy grow from her rather spoiled babyhood
to a hoydenish childhood, and so on to
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soft-eyed, vibrant maturity. She was the only
person who tyrannized over Nancy. She
brought her a cup of steaming hot water with
a pinch of soda in it, now.
“You were moaning and groaning in your
sleep,” she said, in the strident accents of her
New England birthplace, “so you’ll have to
drink this before I give you a living thing for
your breakfast.”
“I will, Hitty,” Nancy said, “and thank you
kindly. Now I know you’ve been making pop-overs,
and are afraid they will disagree with
me. I’m glad—for I need the moral effect of
them.”
“I dunno whether pop-overs is so moral, or
so immoral if it comes to that. I notice it’s
always the folks that ain’t had much to do with
morals one way or the other that’s so almighty
glib about them.”
“There’s a good deal in what you say, Hitty.
If I had time I would go into the matter with
you, but this is my busy day.” Nancy sat up
in bed, and began sipping her hot water obediently.
She looked very childlike in her
straight cut, embroidered night-gown, with a
long chestnut pig-tail over either shoulder. “I
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feel as if I were going to be married, or—or
something. I’m so excited.”
“I guess you’d be a good sight more excited
if you was going to be married”—Hitty was
a widow of twenty-five years’ standing—“and
according to my way of thinking ’twould be
a good deal more suitable,” she added darkly.
“I don’t take much stock in this hotel business.
In my day there warn’t no such newfangled
foolishness for a girl to take up with instead
o’ getting married and settled down. When I
was your age I was working on my second set
o’ baby clothes.”
“Don’t scold, Hitty,” Nancy coaxed. “I could
make perfectly good baby clothes if I needed
to. Don’t you think I’ll be of more use in the
world serving nourishing food to hordes of
hungry men and women than making baby
clothes for one hypothetical baby?”
“I dunno about the hypothetical part,” Hitty
said, folding back the counterpane, inexorably.
“What I do know is that a girl that’s getting to
be an old girl—like you—past twenty-five—ought
to be bestirring herself to look for a life
pardner if she don’t see any hanging around
that suits her, instead of opening up a hotel for
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a passel of perfect strangers. If ever I saw a
woman spoiling for something of her own to
fuss over—”
“If ever there was a woman who had something
of her own to fuss over,” Nancy cried
ecstatically, “I’m that woman to-day, Hitty.
You’re a professional Puritan, and you don’t
understand the broader aspects of the maternal
instinct.” She sprang out of bed, and tucked
her bare pink toes into the fur bordered blue
mules that peeped from under the bed, and
slipped into the wadded blue silk bathrobe that
lay on the chair beside her. “Is my bath drawn,
Hitty?”
“Your bath is drawed,” Hitty acknowledged
sourly, “and your breakfast will be on the table
in half an hour by the clock.”
“I suppose I must require that corrective
New England influence,” Nancy said to herself,
as she tried the temperature of her bath and
found it frigid, “just as some people need
acid in their diet. If my mother were alive, I
wonder what she would have said to me this
morning.”
Nancy spent a long day directing, planning,
and arranging for the great event of the evening,
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the first dinner served to the public at
Outside Inn.
From the basement kitchen to the ground-floor
serving-room in the rear, space cunningly
coaxed from the reluctant marble worker, the
mechanism of Nancy’s equipment was as perfect
as lavish expenditure and scientific management
could make it. The kitchen gleamed with
copper and granite ware; huge pots for soup
and vegetables, mammoth double boilers of
white enamel,—Nancy was firm in her conviction
that rice and cereal could be cooked in
nothing but white enamel,—rows upon rows of
shelves methodically set with containers and
casseroles and odd-shaped metal serving-dishes,
as well as the ubiquitous blue and rose-color
chinaware presenting its gay surface from
every available bit of space.
Presiding over the hooded ranges, two of gas
and one coal for toasting and broiling, there
was to be a huge Franco-American man-cook,
discovered in one of the Fifth Avenue pastry
shops in the course of Nancy’s indefatigable
tours of exploration, who was the son of a
French chef and a Virginian mother, and could
express himself in the culinary art of either
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his father’s or his mother’s nativity. His staff
of helpers and dishwashers had been chosen by
himself, with what Nancy considered most
felicitous results, while her own galaxy of waitresses,
who operated the service kitchen up-stairs,
proved themselves to a woman almost
unbelievably superior and efficient.
The courtyard itself was a brave spectacle in
its final aspect of background for the detail
and paraphernalia of polite dining. The more
unself-conscious of the statues, the nymphs and
nereids and Venuses, she managed either to
relegate to the storehouse within, or to add a
few cunningly draped vines to the nonchalance
of their effect, while the gargoyles and Roman
columns and some of the least ambitious of the
fountain-models she was able to adapt delightfully
to her outrageous ideal of arrangement.
Dick had denuded several smart florist shops
to furnish her with field flowers enough to
develop her decorative scheme, which included
strangely the stringing of half a dozen huge
Chinese lanterns that even in the daylight took
on a meteoric light and glow.
The night was clear and soft, and Fifth
Avenue, ingratiatingly swept and garnished,
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stretched its wake of summer allure before the
never unappreciative eyes of Billy and Caroline,
and Betty and Dick respectively, who had met
at the Waldorf by appointment, and were now
making their way, thus ceremoniously and in
company, to the formal opening dinner of
Nancy’s Inn.
Two nondescript Pagan gentlemen of Titanesque
proportions had joined the watch of the
conventional leonine twins, and the big gate
now stood hospitably open, over it swinging
the new sign in gallant crimson and white,
that announced to all the world that Outside
Inn was even at that moment, at its most punctilious
service.
Molly and Dolly, in the prescribed blue
chambray, their cheeks several shades pinker
than their embellishment of pink ribbon, and
panting with ill-suppressed excitement, rushed
forward to greet the four and ushered them
solemnly to their places,—the gala table in the
center of the court, set with a profusion of
fleur de lis, with pink ribbon trainers.
Thanks to Dick’s carefully manipulated advertising
campaign and personal efforts among
his friends and business associates, they were
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not by any means the first arrivals. Half a
dozen laughing groups were distributed about
the round tables in the center space, while
several tête-à-tête couples were confidentially
ensconced in corners and at cozy tables for
two, craftily sheltered by some of the most
imposing of the marble figures and columns.
“It seems like a real restaurant,” Caroline
said wonderingly.
“What did you think it would seem like?”
Betty asked argumentatively. “Just because
Nancy is the best friend you have in the world,
and you’re familiar with her in pig-tails and a
dressing-gown doesn’t argue that she is incapable
of managing an undertaking like this as
well as if she were a perfect stranger.”
“I don’t suppose it does,” Caroline mused,
“but someway I’d feel easier about a perfect
stranger investing her last cent in such a venture.
I don’t see how she can possibly make
it pay, and I don’t feel as if I could ever have
a comfortable moment again until I knew
whether she could or not.—What are you looking
so guilty about, Billy?”
“I was regretting your uncomfortable moments,
Caroline,” Billy said, “and wishing it
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were in my power to do away with them, but
it isn’t. I was also musing sadly, but quite
irrelevantly, on the tangled web we weave when
first we practise to deceive.”
“Are you deceiving Caroline in some way?”
Dick inquired.
“No, he isn’t,” Caroline answered for him,
“though he has full permission to if he wants.”
“The time may come when he will avail
himself of that permission,” Betty said; “you
ought to be careful how you tempt Fate, Caroline.”
“She ought to be,” Billy groaned, “but the
fact is that I am not one of the things she is
superstitious about. Pipe the dame at the
corner table with the lorgnette. Classy, isn’t
she?”
“Friend of my aunt’s,” Dick said, acknowledging
the lady’s salute.
“And the Belasco adventuress in the corner.”
“My stenographer,” Dick explained, bowing
again.
“I’ve got a bunch of men coming,” Billy
said; “if they put the place on the bum you’ve
got to help me bounce them, Dick.”
“Up-stairs in the service kitchen,” Betty was
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explaining to Caroline, “they keep all the dishes
that don’t have to be heated for serving, also
the silver and daily linen supply. When we
seat ourselves at a table like this, the waitress
to whom it is assigned goes in and gets a
basket of bread—I think it’s a pretty idea to
serve the bread in baskets, don’t you?—and
whatever silver is necessary, and a bottle of
water. When she places those things she asks
us what our choice of a meat course is,—there
is a choice except on chicken night—and gives
that order in the kitchen when she goes to get
our soup.”
“Who serves the things,—puts the meat on
the plates, and dishes up the vegetables?”
“The cook—Nancy won’t let me call him the
chef—because she is going to make a specialty
of the southern element of his education. He
has a serving-table by his range and he cuts
up the meat and fowl, and dishes up the vegetables.
In a bigger establishment he would
have a helper to do that.”
“Why can’t Michael help him?” Dick asked.
“Michael calls him the Haythan Shinee. He
is rather a glossy man, you know, and he says
when the time comes for him, Michael, to dress
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like a street cleaner and pilot a gravy boat,
he’ll let us know.”
“Respect for his superiors is not one of Michael’s
most salient characteristics,” Dick twinkled.
“Nancy and I have a scheme for making
a match between him and Hitty.”
“Here’s the soup,” Betty announced.
“Nancy’s idea is to have everything perfectly
simple, and—and—”
“Simply perfect,” Billy assisted her.
“Isn’t she going to eat with us?” Dick asked.
“She can’t. She’s busy getting it going just
at present. She may appear later.”
“Somebody’s got to direct this pageant, old
top,” Billy reminded him.
“The soup is perfect,” Caroline said seriously.
“It is simple—with that deceptive simplicity of
a Paris morning frock.”
“French home cooking is all like that,” Dick
said. “I like purée of forget-me-nots!”
“Molly or Dolly, I can’t tell the difference between
you,” Billy said, “extend our compliments
to Miss Martin, and tell her that this course is
a triumph.”
“Wait till you see the roast, sir.”
“It’s the very best sirloin,” Dick announced
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at the first mouthful, “and these assorted vegetables
all cut down to the same size are as pretty
as they are good, as one says of virtuous innocence.”
“This variety of asparagus is expensive,”
Caroline said; “she can’t do things like this at
seventy-five cents a head. She’ll ruin herself.”
“I don’t see how she can,” Dick said thoughtfully,
“with the price of foodstuffs soaring sky-high.”
“I never for a moment expected it to pay,”
Betty said, “but think of the run she will have
for her money, and the experience we’ll get out
of it.”
“You’re in it for the romance there is in it,
Betty. I must confess it isn’t altogether my
idea of a good time,” Caroline said.
“I know, you would go in for military training
for women, and that sort of thing. There’s
a woman over there asking for more olives, and
she’s eaten a plate full of them already.”
“They’re as big as hen’s eggs anyhow,” Caroline
groaned, “and almost as extravagant. I
don’t see how Nancy’ll go through the first
month at this rate. There she comes now.
Doesn’t she look nice in that color of green?”
“How do you like my party?” Nancy asked,
slipping into the empty chair between Dick and
Billy; “isn’t the food good and nourishing, and
aren’t there a lot of nice-looking people here?”
“Very much, and it is, and there are,” Dick
answered with affectionate eyes on her.
“The salad is alligator pear served in half
sections, with French dressing,” she said
dreamily. “I’m too happy to eat, but I’ll have
some with you. Look at them all, don’t they
look relaxed and soothed and refreshed? Every
individual has a perfectly balanced ration of
the most superlatively good quality, slowly beginning
to assimilate within him.”
“I don’t see many respectable working girls,”
Billy said.
“There are though,—from the different shops
and offices on the avenue. There is a contingent
from the Columbia summer school coming to-morrow
evening. This group coming in now
is newspaper people.”
“Who’s the fellow sitting over in the corner
with that Vie de Bohême hat? He looks familiar,
but I can’t seem to place him.”
“The man in black with the mustache?” Dick
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asked. “He’s an artist, pretty well known.
That impressionistic chap—I can’t think of his
name—that had that exhibition at the Palsifer
galleries.”
“Does he sell?” Caroline asked.
“No, they say he’s awfully poor, refuses to
paint down to the public taste. What the deuce
is his name—oh! I know, Collier Pratt—do
you know him, Nancy? Lived in Paris always
till the war. He’ll appreciate Ritz cooking at
Riggs’ prices if anybody will.”
Nancy looked fixedly at the small side-table
where the stranger had just placed himself as
if he were etched upon the whiteness of the wall
behind him. He sat erect and brooding,—his
dark, rather melancholy eyes staring straight
ahead, and a slight frown wrinkling his really
fine forehead. He wore an Inverness cape slung
over one shoulder.
“Looks like one of Rembrandt’s portraits of
himself,” Caroline suggested.
“He looks like a brigand,” Betty said.
“Nancy’s struck dumb with the privilege of
adding fuel to a flame of genius like that. Wake
up and eat your peach Melba, Nancy.”
Nancy started, and took perfunctorily the
spoon that Molly was holding out to her, which
she forgot to lift to her lips even after it was
freighted with its first delicious mouthful.
“I dreamed about that man,” she said.